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Granted, you build a real working warhound titan from scrap! Sadly, the government comes and confiscates it, and you too!
You now work for the US military, and must build titans all year long.

I wish I knew what I needed to do!

Granted, what you needed to do was commit suicide (FBI please dont kill me)
I wish I was a Chaos Titan armed with a CANNON THAT SHOOTS DAEMONS

Granted. You are also unemployed.

I wish for a few more weeks before Lawn - mowing season.

Granted, but in those weeks your law mower is stolen.

Granted. You wished for nothing. You are banished to an empty room with no doors or windows. You are however granted eternal life as long as you are in the room.

I wish for a small porcelain cat.

Granted. But when it arrives in the mail the package makes rattleing noises if it is moved. You break out the crazy glue and pry open the box......

I wish for no more tornados.

Granted, but due to the lack of tornadoes, Cthulu comes out every so often to wreck your town.

I wish I wasn't so damn awesome. It's very distracting.

Granted. you are now FABULOUS

I wish you weren't 2fab4me!

Granted. Now he is tooFab4U.

I wish my cat had half a brain.

Granted, but then it outsmarts you and takes over.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

Granted. You are, however, allergic to humans now.

I wish to get my mum to stop panicking when I say that I bought something, and it cost more than she expected.... Fking GW...

Granted.... She doesn't even flinch when you pay too much for car insurance.

I wish I could go see "Super Duper Alice Cooper" tonight instead of working.

Granted, but going to work would be more fun.

I wish for a gun.

Granted, but the world just outlawed ammo.

I wish Liam Neeson would rescue me from these heretics >.<

Granted. He does, but then he feeds you to his pet wolves.

I wish for my basement to stop leaking.

Granted, Your basement now just completely floods with the slightest of rain.

I wish I had a creditcard.

Granted. It has a limit of ten bucks.

I wish the cat could speak english.

Granted but it speaks English from the 1300s.

I wish I was a Night Elf.

Granted, but now it's always daytime.

I wish for weathering pigments.

Granted, but they are all unsightly ugly colors.

I wish for a theoretical construct.

Granted, but then a crazy kid eats them.

I wish the WM rules writers worked for Games Workshop.

Granted, but they now work for GW. The rules are now different, but still kinda the same.

I wish I could erase stuff from my brain. That way I can watch/eat/do my favorite things over and over again like it's my first time!

Granted... you get slapped with a fish so hard that you forget nearly everything and have to relearn to do the most basic tasks.

I wish I did not have this crappy cinnamon cider to drink.

Granted. You heat it up like coffee, it seems better somehow.

I wish for some fresh cider.

Granted. Fresh gourd cider

I wish GW would do a complete ground-up rewrite of the 40k rules focusing more on balanced game play than short term sales

Granted, but the rulebook costs £100.

I wish I could eat peanuts without felling sick.

granted. the peanuts fell sick as you eat them... (peanut vomit anyone?)

I wish I had 100 euros

Granted. You get a 100 euro's worth of GW gift card's. Sadly the euro currency crashes sending the world economy into disarray and your 100 euro's is wotrh only one Canadian dollar.

I wish I was a super soldier.

No wish. The canadian economy also crashes, but only you are affected.

I wish chess wasn't boring.

Granted, its made more exiting through ritual sacrifice and lots and lots of undecipherable rules.
I wish I had some Model Magnets