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Made in gb
Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Man returning to London after trip to India complained of earache.
On examination doctors find a large insect in his ear.



The bug had a two inch body not including legs and antennae

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Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Also, nuke India. Take them out at the source.

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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

   
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Probably work

Oh man, I'd think I would have lost my gak the moment it tried to get back in and just gone for something heavy.

I don't have any major problem with bugs, long as they're not trying to eat or nest inside me. The moment they break the truce, then KILL IT. BURN!

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 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:
Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Also, nuke India. Take them out at the source.


Nuke Earth and all surrounding planets. Only way we can be sure.

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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!


Why didn't I notice that.

Now I wonder if the patient was 'susceptible to suggestion'.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
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I...uh....wow.

Note to self: Never go to India.

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All this India bashing... you guys know we have earwigs in the US, right? Right?

They show up every summer where I live. Okay, maybe ours aren't that large, but we still have 'em.

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squidhills wrote:
All this India bashing... you guys know we have earwigs in the US, right? Right?

They show up every summer where I live. Okay, maybe ours aren't that large, but we still have 'em.


OURS DON'T LIVE IN OUR EARS!

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Fascinating. I wonder why the bug wanted to be in there.

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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.



Great picture.



 Deadshot wrote:

Take your pick, or read them all for a story.


However are the ear-earwigs roach enough to laugh at your extermination attempts.

Nuke us, we dare you.

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It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
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I can't unsee that
   
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 TheCustomLime wrote:
Fascinating. I wonder why the bug wanted to be in there.


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A couple months ago, I helped one of our paramedics in the ER clean roughly 20 maggots out of the ear of a 90 something year old man.

It was fascinating and disgusting all at the same time.

What I was thinking about too was "Maggots eat dead flesh...so...what is rotting in that ear canal that is feeding them?"

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