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Why do you think I offered you chimichangas the other day? It wasn't for your fabulous fashion sense

*The box shatters, along with the entire layout of the room*

*Room distorts into a large Colosseum, with cheering daemons all around*

Alythess: DAEMON'S AND SUCCUBI! HERE, WE HAVE OUR LATEST CHALLENGERS! WHAT SAY YOU ALL TO SOME LITTLE FUN?!

*Large grates open up, and a large pack of fel hounds bound towards the group with their fangs bared*

*Cable looks around , huge gun in hand.*

*He for an instant reaches out with his mind, but instantly recoils.*

Cable: Something foul is afoot.. GREAT another arena..

*He aims his massive weapon at a fel hound and fires.*

*Fel hound instantly disintegrates, but the rest keep coming*

*Several imps jump from the crowd and attempt mugging the group*

*draws her bow and nocks an arrow*
*starts firing at the hounds*

The only thing I'm fighting is the gakbag that took Maiev. And whatever gets in the way.


*Wade shrugs*

DP: I like my suit... But thank you for the offer. Maybe we can split those sometime, if you still have some chimichangas?

Oh feth... [ Readies] Klaw and pulls out power sword]
[Benny draws his power sword]
[Sam drops lapistol and catches Maeiv before she hits the ground]

*Scatty takes the west side and Aoife takes east as Horus stands over Maiev to protect her and Ra starts fighting at the south end*

Of course I have some. Freshly made!

*Maiev flickers but stays in the same position*

*Sam's hands pass right through her*

Alythess: AND THE FEL HOUNDS TAKE A HIT, BUT THERE'S SO MANY MORE!

*More gates open up, but nothing comes out*

Alythess: *bickering* Whoops, sorry folks, turns out the rest of the hounds got hungry and ate each other. SEND IN THE DOOM-GUARD!

*Massive lumbering hulks start pouring into the arena from the same open gates*

OOC
Doomguard:


Fel Hound:

*Ra, Scatty and Aoife are still fighting. Ra has a few minor bites and the twins are unharmed. Upon seeing Maiev is just a illusion he growls and runs towards a huge mob of Doom-gaurd*

[Fires bale eye at the nearest demon, and slashes at gut-height]

[Sam looks around in confusion] [Barely ducks a slash]

*Another gun digi-structs in his hand.*

Cable: Demons... why did it have to be demons...

*He shoots another hound, and fires a couple bolts of energy at a doomguard.*

Alythess: AND THE CHALLENGERS ARE SURROUNDED! STOP THE FLOW, LET'S SEE IF THEY SURVIVE!

*Gates close*

*Doom-guard that was slashed by Yarrick growls and backhands him*

*Steps on a needle and falls over*

*Tries removing it*

*Fel hounds round on Sam, Benny and Kara, while the Doom-guard focus on the Twins, Ra, Horus and Yarrick*

*Doom-guard barely covers itself with wings*

*Howls in pain and falls back away from Cable*

*Several Fel hounds run at him with fangs and their other appendages bared*

*draws her axes and sprints at the Doom-Guard when her quiver runs dry*
*axes glow from orange runs written across their blades*


*Wade looks excited*

DP: What are we waiting for then? Let's go get some!

*I silently hold up a bag*

*Horus is a fighting like a monster tearing through the enemy
Ra, Scatty and Aoife are slowing being pushed back*

Alythess: OH, IT SEEMS LIKE THE DOOM-GUARD ARE GETTING THEIR HEADS KICKED IN BY THE ELDERS! SEND IN THE PIT-LORD!

*One larger than normal gate opens up on the opposite side of the arena, and a massive Pit Lord walks in, with a massive ass sword*

OOC
Pit Lord:

[Sam looks arond for his gun and can't find it] [Is tackled to the ground by a hound and holds it back by the horns] ...!

[Benny spears a hound with his blade activated]

[Yarrick goes flying and regains balance] [Charges back]

*Horus sees the giant demon and begins fighting his way towards it*
*Ra kicks the hound attacking Sam sending it flying*

*Cable throws one the fel hounds back with his mind, then blasts two other.*

*One jumps on him and he wrestles it to the ground.*

Cable: WHERE THE FETH IS WADE?!

*Punches fel hound.*

OOC: I come from the darkness of the pit? (my Warcraft 3 references are out of control.)

*follows after Horus*

Darkspawn are worse. Come on, demon! Give us Maiev!


*Wade hugs Tona in his excitement and reaches for the bag*

DP: Probably the best night since I came back to life so far.

*Pit Lord completely ignores the group and looks up at Alythess*

Pit Lord: Wanna go out for dinner tonight?

Alythess: *Microphone dropping, then getting picked back up* W-What?! No! I mean, maybe not tonight. I have some bitch elf I have to break after we're done here, I'm cool for tomorrow. *More microphone fumbling* Oh, I left it on. My bad.

*Doom-Guard is still trying to remove the needle from it's hoof*

*Fel hound that was on Sam spirals away in a Team Rocketesque send-off, and the other hounds pounce on Cable*

*Benny is hit over the head by a succubus's tail as she smiles at him seductively*

*Pit Lord accidentally kicks Horus from behind while still chatting to Alythess*

*I go about 20 different shades of red*

OOC:
Everyone else is fighting demons, and I'm just over here eating chimichangas

[Sam stands up shakily and looks at the Pit Lord] .. !

[Benny wipes sword down] [Jumps at the succubus and starts slamming her head into the ground]

[Yarrick looks up] ... [Aims bale eye at the speaker system and starts causing it to explode]

*Horus flies into the stone wall of the coliseum cracking it. He then gets up, rolls his shoulder and stabs the Pit Lord in the leg*
Horus: GIVE US MAIEV YOU (Censored!)

*Cable blows the fel hounds off him with a telekinetic blast. He then gathers his guns.*

*Cable blasts the fel hounds and runs towards Benny.*

Pit Lord: Arrrhhh!

*Kicks Horus again and turns from Alythess, who is still fumbling with the microphone*

*Doom-Guard and Fel Hounds press the advantage*

*Doom-Guard 'bonks' Cable over the head with fist and tries stomping him into the ground*

*hammering the axes into the Pit Lord but gets distracted at Aly and gets sent flying back from a backhand*
*throws the nearest item she can reach at the announcer*


*Wade is grinning like an idiot and holds out a chimichanga for Tona*

DP: They're yours, you get one first.

*Leo walks out of her room*

Leo: The feth is everybody!?

[Yarrick gestures to Horus and holds up the power klaw]
Throw me.