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*I'm still blushing like crazy*
*I tentatively take one*

*Nicholas looks over at Leo*
Nicholas: Maeiv has been kidnapped. A group went off to rescue her

*Horus grins and nods as he pulls himself out of the rubble from the massive chunk he's put in the wall*
Horus: Done.
*Picks up Yarrick and hurls him at the Pit Lord*

*Cable rolls from the stomp.*

*He grits his teeth and blasts lasers in the Doom-guards face.*

Cable Yells: Regroup! We are stretching ourselves too thin!

*Needle impales Alythess in the heart as she finally manages to work out the microphone*

Alythess: Ugh...This is DJ AlyT...Signing out...Forever...

*Falls over and dies, and the entire illusion of the Colosseum fades, leaving only a few Doom-Guards, imps and the Pit Lord*

Pit Lord: MY WAIIIIFUUUUUU!

*Pit Lord starts swinging randomly at everyone, while the imps run off with whatever they were able to steal and try pretending to be lamps*

*Doom-Guard pause for a moment, then continue to fight*

*The flow of Daemons is stemmed completely*

*Doom-Guard fighting Cable falls over and dies, as the remaining Fel Hounds go for any people on their own, including Cable, Kara, Benny and Sam*

Leo: Oh ok... Anything happen while I was out?

[Opens powerklaw up and slams it into Pit Lord in the pit-bits]

[Benny looks up and winces while slamming the Succubus's head into the ground]

*Cable shrugs and looks up at another doom guard.*

Cable: I am just as suprised, as you are.

*Then blasts the doom guard in the face, with both guns.*

Nicholas: Other than a kidnapping? No. No not really *Frowning in annoyance at Leo's uncaring*

*Ra gets hit by one of the Pit Lords wild blow and crashes into a wall then slides down it unconscious*

Pit Lord: DAPOFDFdaFJOANVA!

*Rears back in pain and starts thrashing around, hitting both the group, and any Doom-Guard/Fel Hounds close enough*

*Doom-Guards are down to two, who are huddling in the corner with a chair inbetween them and the rest of the room*

*Scatty grabs Sam and pulls him out of the way as she and Scatty back out of reach towards Ra. Horus leaps into the air and lands on the Pit Lords centaurish back then viciously starts slashing at his human back*

[Yarrick hangs on with klaw and continues attacking with power sword]

Pit Lord: AUFHDSJVFAPGGA!

*Bucking around like crazy trying to get Horus off his back*

*Imps have amassed a small pile of looted items in a corner*

*Doom-Guards are scared gakless*

*Fel hounds are still attacking anything in their vicinity*

*reclaims her axes and chases after the Doom-Guard*


*Wade takes a chimichanga for himself*

DP: Everything alright? I didn't scare you, did I?

*Wade grins again and starts eating his chimichanga*

*Cable walks up to the pair of Doom guards.*

Cable: I would ask for you surrender... But your demons..

*He fires onto the Doom guard, gunning them down.*

*Horus reforms his blade into a pair of climbing picks and starts climbing up the Pit Lord's back*

Leo: So nothing at all? No invasions, no fights, no deaths?

*Remus takes a dump on Huitz's floor*

*Doom-Guards go poof*

*Succubus is loving the pain*

*Pit Lord is still bucking like the Centaur in the animated Hercules movie*

*A portal opens up above the group, and a massive 4m tall Tauren in elaborate looking gear and a guitar falls out*

*Starts ROCKING*

Tauren: E.T.C. IS IN THE HOUSE!

*Continues ROCKING like it's the last day on Azeroth*

Nicholas: You're making it sound like that's bad thing!

*Huitz sighs and starts teaching Remus about litterboxes*

*Scatty and Aoife both clap their hands over their ears at the awful music*

*says nothing and keeps eating the chimichanga*

*E.T.C starts playing Thunderkiss 65'*

OOC
This is the Tauren:

*Cable looks around in confusion.*

Cable: Is this hell?

*He blasts any fel hounds who get close to him.*

*Horus reaches the Pit Lord's shoulders and reforms his two-handed sword*
Horus: SAY GOODNIGHT!
*Brings blade down to stab into the Pit Lord's brain*

[Benny looks disturbed and confused] [Pulls back powersword and slits Succubus's throat]

[Yarrick laughing in a slightly unnerving way]

Leo: It would be if I slept through it.

*Shrugs*

Leo: Meh.

*Remus eats some of the litter in the box and starts coughing*

*Huitz sighs and patiently starts trying to teach Remus over again*

*Nicholas frowns at Leo but says nothing*

*Pit Lord falls over*

Pit Lord: My final eulogy...Will be... *Turns on a radio in his chest*

(Talk show intro music)
Announcer: "Welcome back to...Jaina in the morning!"
(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you… uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member': "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a… Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."

*Pit Lord dies on the side, not squishing Yarrick*

*Door opens up in the corner, with many flashing lights pointing in that direction*

*E.T.C. continues playing really good rock music*

*changes course to charge at ETC*

The 'entertainment' ended the last illusion, it might do it again.


*Wade looks up from his chimichanga*

DP: So what you wanna do when we're done with this, whenever that is?

*Horus angrily hops off the Pit Lord, strides over to E.T.C and tries to take his guitar and crush it*
Horus: ENOUGH!

[Yarrick stands up] [Looks around] [Grabs Sam by the arm and heads for the door]
[Benny scrambles up and follows]

Cable: Why are we attacking the cow! I enjoy this classical music!

*Cable sighs.*

Cable: Well let's go..