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2015/02/01 12:29:34
Subject: Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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2015/02/01 12:38:16
Subject: Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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Sorry. I was distracted by the linked video of the dog crying for it's dead brother. *manly tears*
But that dog looks bonkers XD Completely like someone took a head from one breed and glued it to the head of another.
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2015/02/01 14:09:46
Subject: Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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I'm strangely reminded of the Tasmanian Tiger.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2015/02/01 15:15:41
Subject: Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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Confessor Of Sins
WA, USA
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These must be the Battle Wieners that we found in Frazzled's notes
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Afterward, Curran killed a guy in the parking lot with a trident.
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2015/02/01 21:51:09
Subject: Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Oh crap someone found out about our prototype Panzerwiener Mark I.
Thats a real pic. Its back legs are more developed than a normal wiener dog. He's a jumper!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/02/01 21:51:52
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2015/02/02 01:39:56
Subject: Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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A pit bull and a wiener dog. A pit bull and a wiener dog? That was either "ouch ouch ouch!" Or the most amazing erotic gymnastics ever.
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2015/02/02 01:51:38
Subject: Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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Fixture of Dakka
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I fear my Achilles joint! Who is the breeder Dr. Frankenfurter? 
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2015/02/02 04:25:59
Subject: Re:Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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My question is how the conception actually took place.
Did the Dachshund need a stool or something?
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2015/02/02 04:41:09
Subject: Re:Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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Kid_Kyoto
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Oh man. Nature's most perfect killer.
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2015/02/02 04:47:20
Subject: Re:Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[PURGATUS]
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/11/20 23:57:28
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/02/02 05:16:40
Subject: Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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I had a chihuahua with and irish terrier.
Im still trying to figure out which one was the mother
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2015/02/02 05:19:03
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Kid_Kyoto
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 hotsauceman1 wrote:I had a chihuahua with and irish terrier.
Im still trying to figure out which one was the mother
Get 'em on Springer. Only way to be sure.
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2015/02/02 14:16:13
Subject: Re:Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 Verviedi wrote: Grey Templar wrote:My question is how the conception actually took place.
Did the Dachshund need a stool or something?
Platform shoes, a funnel, and a liter of WD-40.
Also, I wonder if breeding a German Shepard with a Dachshund is viable...
Don't see why not. You could theoretically breed Chihuahua with Great Dane and get viable puppies. I mean, you probably couldn't do it naturally, but it would be possible. Just... make sure the Dane is the female. For obvious reasons.
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2015/02/02 14:32:23
Subject: Re:Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Grey Templar wrote:My question is how the conception actually took place. Did the Dachshund need a stool or something?
Well TBone did have his own 70's soundtrack... 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/02/02 14:32:40
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2015/02/02 19:48:39
Subject: Re:Evil Mutant Dachshund's Plan to take over the earth..
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Huge Hierodule
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 streamdragon wrote: Verviedi wrote: Grey Templar wrote:My question is how the conception actually took place.
Did the Dachshund need a stool or something?
Platform shoes, a funnel, and a liter of WD-40.
Also, I wonder if breeding a German Shepard with a Dachshund is viable...
Don't see why not. You could theoretically breed Chihuahua with Great Dane and get viable puppies. I mean, you probably couldn't do it naturally, but it would be possible. Just... make sure the Dane is the female. For obvious reasons.
Also, don't let Chihuahua's breed.
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