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Dahl Corp. wrote:I wonder if we'll get baskiliks and motar teams. They rain death from a safe distance and they soften the ground for us

ooooohhh ya missin' yer mommy?

yer a fekin Catachan! man up!

next yer be askin fer orbital bombardment, a Virus bomb proof bunker and some hot milk and cookies!!!

And a pink fluffy bunny!

Varl Sigmund wrote:

Dahl Corp. wrote:I wonder if we'll get baskiliks and motar teams. They rain death from a safe distance and they soften the ground for us

ooooohhh ya missin' yer mommy?

yer a fekin Catachan! man up!

next yer be askin fer orbital bombardment, a Virus bomb proof bunker and some hot milk and cookies!!!

stonned_astartes wrote:And a pink fluffy bunny!

And how you two got to be in a tank, like the rest of us are asking right now. By the way what person in the right doesn't want a Virus bomb proof bunker when it's raining Virus bombs!?

Someone has hot milk and cookies?

hlaine.larkin wrote:Someone has hot milk and cookies?

Luna Pintus: Just the crew of the Wrath sir, they're offering them to people along with Virus bomb proof bunkers sir.

Oh thats good then, i could use one of them.

I'd like warm milk and cookies. Got myself a terrible hangover from that amasec last night. Congratulations to our quartermaster for being able to requisition such essentially tasty goodness.

Adj Purple-The newest piece of Catachan 22nd's exploits is up. It's more of an inbetween piece and i'll finish it up after Monday since i have an exam with a lot riding on it.
Hope you enjoy...
And Tankers? You had better read it...

Enjoying the exploits good reading

You should do you're in the next chunk...

Very good. fething hilarious. can't wait to read more.

Well if you're lucky and i'm not too hungover it should be around on Tuesday...

Varl Sigmund wrote:

Dahl Corp. wrote:I wonder if we'll get baskiliks and motar teams. They rain death from a safe distance and they soften the ground for us

ooooohhh ya missin' yer mommy?

yer a fekin Catachan! man up!

next yer be askin fer orbital bombardment, a Virus bomb proof bunker and some hot milk and cookies!!!

stonned_astartes wrote:And a pink fluffy bunny!

EH!?! Those are are fighting words on my home planet! Commander! Bring out a catachan fang! I'll have to show that I'm a catachan and is worthy of my status!

You need to see the pink fluffy bunnies on catachan

130 - Commissar Wasabi:

Never did like those fething inquisitors, all they do is usurp the authority of local commanders, and bring bad news.

And that's just what they're doing. And on an unrelated note, any further infantrymen caught sneaking into the Officer's quarters in hopes of stealing unauthorised rations will not be thrown into the brig. They'll be placed on repainting duty for the exteriour of the Sanctus Mauve without any life support equipment. Practice holding your breath.

((Also, the whole 222nd thing has finally inspired me to start collecting Imperial Guard. Space Marines just don't have the personality that Guardsmen possess.))

((space marines can do. And this is coming from a loyal IG player whose favourite saying is "real men don't wear power armour". It's all up to you how much personality you give them. Name your dudes and give your squad's a background fluff history, they'll soon have the same amount of personality.))

132-Vet Sniper JKB: and can people stop putting pink fluffy bunnies under my pillow? I'm not that kind of gi...all male blokey bloke, yup love me cigars and booze, can't get much more blokey than me.

Yeah.

Sniper squad, to the firing range for practise now. I got half a dozen fluffy bunnies need to be shot up.

CadianCommander wrote:((space marines can do. And this is coming from a loyal IG player whose favourite saying is "real men don't wear power armour". It's all up to you how much personality you give them. Name your dudes and give your squad's a background fluff history, they'll soon have the same amount of personality.))

132-Vet Sniper JKB: and can people stop putting pink fluffy bunnies under my pillow? I'm not that kind of gi...all male blokey bloke, yup love me cigars and booze, can't get much more blokey than me.

Yeah.

Sniper squad, to the firing range for practise now. I got half a dozen fluffy bunnies need to be shot up.

count me in too! fill em up with a little demo charge and you got exploding targets!

((True enough, I chose Salamanders as my SM chapter of choice. I've given a few of them names and came up with a little background information for them, but the whole "I'm a superman with superarmour" motif always drags a little of the drama away. Granted, I still love my Green and Black deathdealers.))

132-Vet Sniper JKB: and can people stop putting pink fluffy bunnies under my pillow? I'm not that kind of gi...all male blokey bloke, yup love me cigars and booze, can't get much more blokey than me.

Yeah.

Sniper squad, to the firing range for practise now. I got half a dozen fluffy bunnies need to be shot up.

The crew of the Emperor's Honor needs to be featured more heavily in the next story!

coolyo294 wrote:The crew of the Emperor's Honor needs to be featured more heavily in the next story!

They will be my adjutant assures me everyone will get something done, are you not glad they were more drunk and disorderly? :p

Dr_Wasabi wrote:((True enough, I chose Salamanders as my SM chapter of choice. I've given a few of them names and came up with a little background information for them, but the whole "I'm a superman with superarmour" motif always drags a little of the drama away. Granted, I still love my Green and Black deathdealers.))

((It's hard but you can personalise SM quite well...
I try to go for a frankenstein thing.))
Don't worry tankers...
You will have an... entertaining time in the next installment.
Gamma platoon will be up to their sneaky tricks, Alpha will be holding the line as usual and the good Lord Commissar makes his first appearence...

{{first off... I hate you Hlaine.larkin... I have not done so yet but... it looks like I will be starting guard at as well... I even wrote a fething army list!!!!! I make myself sick concidering that if it doesn't have fangs and drink more mead than is inhumanly possible I would not concider it and army...

Second... I want to write some fluff on the Wrath and her crew but don't want to mess with the rest of what is being done which is BRILLIANT...

Purplefoot... can you PM me to discuss?}}

New chunk is up.
I had to split it into 2 due to length issues... In-your-endo

purplefood wrote:New chunk is up.
I had to split it into 2 due to length issues... In-your-endo

I gotta say, Purple. Your stuff is quite... Black Library-y. The good Lord Commissar was just as I'd imagined him to be.

Just out of curiosity, Marshall Larkin: What is the 222nd's intended colour scheme? I don't think it's been asked.

Dr_Wasabi wrote:

purplefood wrote:New chunk is up.
I had to split it into 2 due to length issues... In-your-endo

I gotta say, Purple. Your stuff is quite... Black Library-y. The good Lord Commissar was just as I'd imagined him to be.

I was gonna make him all angry and authoritarian but he came out a bit more grandfatherly...
Glad you enjoyed it though.

Our current scheme is a basic catachan one of red and green and brown, as for the tanks to represent their err... uniqueness, they are different, the wrath is awaiting sponson repairs- so has not been painted yet, the bell is green and grey, the honour is quartered very dark purple and green and the gauntlet is halfed bone and green, but there will be some pictures soon

I do not care what the colour is as long as there is extra beer stowage and the Vox casters so that Shrute can motivate our brothers with his litanies of hate!

Sigmund i PM'ed you.