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2010/02/18 00:39:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
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Cross a Greater Gnarloc with a Gargantuan Squiggoth and give it's offspring to a commissar and shout in his face "XENOS ADOPTION SERVICE!"
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2010/02/18 01:00:22
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Doc Brown
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Tell Commander Shadowsun to take her top off.
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"From the fires of Betrayal unto the blood of revenge we bring the name of Lorgar, the Bearer of the Word, the favored Son of Chaos, all praise be given to him. From those that would not heed we offer praise to those who do, that they might turn their gaze our way and gift us with the Boon of Pain, to turn the Galaxy red with the blood, and feed the hunger of the Gods."
-Excerpt from the Three Hundred and Forty-First
Book of Epistles of Lorgar
Cheese Elemental wrote:That made me think... what's a good pick-up line in the Imperium?
"Hey baby, my plasma cannon's running hot and I need to purge you in the name of the Emperor tonight."
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2010/02/18 01:12:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Buy an expensive house on cadia/armeggedon.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/02/18 01:15:41
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
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I just generally think buying an expensive house is a bad idea right now.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
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2010/02/18 04:35:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
North Shore, Auckland
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I don't think there would be such thing as an expensive house up for sale.
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Make him the best Hive Tyrant ever!
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2010/02/18 05:26:32
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Wicked Ghast
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ever challenge a star sucking, essence devouring, ancient superpower that has the power to destroy planets at will and has an army of imortal robots that can never truely die(ie a c'tan) in a fight
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/20 05:19:11
 Orks: approx 4000 pts
 Uruk-hai force(700 pts)
about 700 points of Vampire Counts
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2010/02/18 15:07:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Use the washroom in a Stompa, the squigs'll get you!!!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/02/18 16:53:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Try to kill a nid with a fly swatter.
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2010/02/18 19:37:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Been Around the Block
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Try to train a nid to kill a fly.
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2010/02/18 19:44:56
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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train a fly, to kill a nid
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/02/18 19:53:14
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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xGhost4000x wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Just run round sreaming.
or just run.
While naked.
or just being naked
Or just being.
Or just
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/02/18 20:11:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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or Automatically Appended Next Post: Mozzyfuzzy wrote:xGhost4000x wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Just run round sreaming.
or just run.
While naked.
or just being naked
Or just being.
Or just
Or
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/18 20:12:12
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/02/18 20:18:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Or maybe
Walk onto Titan (The home of the GK) and scream: "I am a heretic, and I'm lovin' it!"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/18 20:21:53
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2010/02/18 21:23:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Walk into the eye of terror and shout: Im loyalist and I'm proud!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/02/18 22:08:17
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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"Assault cannons, Ezekyle. Heavy 4 Rending awesomeness... Emperor help me, I hate you so much..."
Worst thing you could ever shout 
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/02/18 23:12:57
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Thou shall not use a tankhammer to play whack-a-nid
Thou shall not use a gauss rifle to make toast
Don't stare at the Keeper of Secrets
Thou shall not ask a Talos driver if they have crabs
Wash your hand after handling Nurgle artifacts. With napalm
Calling a Space Wolf a "furry" is just plain suicide.
Thou shall not draw a smiley face on your armor
Nor a mustache.
Thou shall not put peanut butter in a space marine's power armor
Do not attempt to con a Thousands Son. It won't work.
The Incredible Hulk is not an Ork.
Thou shall not ask The Eldar "Didn't you guys have your own empire?"
The tentacles are not your friend.
And as always: Thou shall not put turn the safety on.
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2010/02/18 23:14:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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phantommaster wrote:Or maybe
Walk onto Titan (The home of the GK) and scream: "I am a heretic, and I'm lovin' it!"
I think that you might have a chance on Titan saying that one, but saying that around a SoB no chance.
Now screaming: "Blood for the blood god; skulls for the skull throne!!!!" on Titan is a bad idea.
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2010/02/19 03:23:00
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Don't try to spray nids with raid
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2010/02/19 03:29:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
North Shore, Auckland
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True. Fire works better.
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Make him the best Hive Tyrant ever!
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2010/02/19 03:32:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Scream in front of The Emperor "Can i borrow the throne?"
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"Blood for the Blood god!"
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"DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA." while holding a laspistol
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Screaming "Horus was better!"
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"FOR THE FATHER!"
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"My god Batman, they are coming from the front!"
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"MERP!"
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"FANTASY IS BETTER!"
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"USA SUCKS."
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"FOR THE PORN GOD!"
Loot a Mega XLR, its looted enough, leave it alone.
Run into a space marine Monestary screaming
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
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"DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA." While holding a Heavy bolter.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/02/19 03:56:12
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Moon an Emperor's Children/daemonette, or anything slaaneshi for that matter.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/02/19 16:07:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Munch Munch! wrote:Moon an Emperor's Children/daemonette, or anything slaaneshi for that matter.
Remember, not *every* price is worth avoiding a bolter round to the head 
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/02/20 23:51:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Ask any form of Imperial commander if this was a good idea.
Or
tell a commisar his cap is on back to front.
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/02/21 13:16:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Reverent Tech-Adept
DakkaDakka.com
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Tell an Ork you ate his mom-fungi with your sausages for breakfast..
Them was good mushrooms..
Poke a carnifex with a stick..
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Cease struggling so I can shoot you in the head Heretic  |
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2010/02/21 13:48:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Angry Chaos Agitator
Behind you
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be a human.
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 -1754pts wins: 3 losses: 2
 -842 pts wins: 3 loses: 0
 - 750 pts
DQ:90-S++G+MB+I+Pw40k07+ID++A+++/mWD356R++T(D)DM+
http://commorragh.proboards.com/index.cgi |
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2010/02/21 14:09:46
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Reverent Tech-Adept
DakkaDakka.com
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Be a human in a teddy bear suit...
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Cease struggling so I can shoot you in the head Heretic |
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2010/02/21 16:15:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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be a teddy bear
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/02/21 19:56:18
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Scream "You suck" to any one.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/02/21 20:00:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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Join the imperial guard!
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2010/02/21 21:56:49
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Things you should never do:
1) Sit on a cyclonic torpedo with a cowboy hat screaming like an idiot ( http://homerbomb.ytmnd.com/)
2) Call a pest control guy when the 'nids are around
3) Hug an ork
4) Hug a 'nid
5) Hug a Chaos marine
6) Well, hug anything really
7) Throw fridge-magnets at a necron
8) Be anonymous
9) Stuff rubbish down the barrell of a battlecannon when you've got no where else to put it (no one likes a high velocity apple core to he brain)
10) Ask your friendly, neighbourhood Commissar if the greatcoat comes in pink
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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Bonespitta's Badmoons 1441 pts. 
