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2010/02/13 07:42:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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walk up to a space marine and say my armor is better, while dressed as a storm trooper (the guy as my avatar)
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/02/13 14:45:56
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
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shas'o vera wrote:walk up to a space marine and say my armor is better, while dressed as a storm trooper (the guy as my avatar)
I sure hope that evrybody on Dakka knows what a stormtrooper is (Though some of them might guess WWII first...)
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
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2010/02/13 15:05:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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nintendoeats wrote:shas'o vera wrote:walk up to a space marine and say my armor is better, while dressed as a storm trooper (the guy as my avatar)
I sure hope that evrybody on Dakka knows what a stormtrooper is (Though some of them might guess WWII first...)
i'll makke it easier, the only thing they can do is tactical facepalm
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/02/13 19:01:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Shout "I'm a chargin' mah lazer" when firing your lascannon/lasgun.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/02/13 21:50:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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charging into battle as comander farsight shouting LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSS
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/02/14 09:56:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Talk to an Inquisitor about a new Dan Brown novel.
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 Blood Ravens W: 5 D: 3 L: 5
 Argent Castellans: Ideating on a new non-codex chapter.
"It is only fitting that we ride into battle!" 
Imperial Guard soon.  |
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2010/02/14 21:21:38
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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Lupe wrote:- Open a pub in the Eye of Terror. Russ will find it.
Genius! Why hasn't this been tried?
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!! Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2010/02/14 21:36:10
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Never-Miss Nightwing Pilot
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Lord of battles wrote:Lupe wrote:- Open a pub in the Eye of Terror. Russ will find it.
Genius! Why hasn't this been tried?
Like a service station? That would be aweosme! Open them up all over the galaxies! I'd love to see a hive fleet stop to refuel on biomass  .
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"The stars themselves once lived and died at our command yet you still dare oppose our will. "-Farseer Mirehn Biellann
Armies at 'The Stand-still Point':
Cap'n Waaagggh's warband (Fantasy Orcs)  2250pts. Waaagghhh! in full flow... W-D-L=10-3-3
Hive Fleet Leviathan Strand  1500pts. W-D-L=7-1-2 Nom.
Eldar armies of various sizes  W-D-L 26-6-3
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2010/02/15 01:03:05
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
Alaska
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Forget to fill up the land raider when you return it.
Attempt to shake Yarick's left hand instead.
Get drunk and say "Wanna' Wrastle" to an ogryn at a Gaurd party.
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2010/02/15 01:28:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Tell the inquisitor that he's a traitorous mutant xenos in disguise.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/02/15 02:43:41
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Been Around the Block
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Have dinner with a kroot.
Burn the Thousand Sons books.
Run into a SM chapter house and yell at the top of your lungs "For the Greater Good" then proceed to run out and see how far you get before a bolter tears through your face.
Play a game of Chess with a Firewarrior, and in the mid game yell "In the name of the Emperor, Finish This!"
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2010/02/15 07:36:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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charge into a spacemarine chapter yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/02/15 07:42:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Time travel to the future and tell the Blood Angels that Sanguinius would have been popular with the ladies.
(Twilight...)
Touch the Emperor. You WILL die.
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2010/02/15 16:23:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Ask a BA if they are vampires why don't they sparkle.
(You may die twice over)
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2010/02/15 16:36:26
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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WIN!
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/02/15 17:11:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Reverent Tech-Adept
DakkaDakka.com
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Run around an Imperial planet screaming:
"I am the re-incarnation of Horus"
Run around a Chaos world screaming:
"I am the re-incarnation of the Emperor"
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Cease struggling so I can shoot you in the head Heretic  |
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2010/02/15 19:42:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Just run round sreaming.
or just run.
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/02/16 00:31:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Ask where the washrooms are in a battlebarge.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/02/16 01:44:11
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Just run round sreaming.
or just run.
While naked.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/16 01:44:28
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2010/02/16 07:46:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Luke_Prowler wrote:Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Just run round sreaming.
or just run.
While naked.
or just being naked
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/02/16 09:59:58
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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find a working STC machine only to discover that it makes socks...
....and then tell the mechanicus
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2010/02/16 13:06:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Been Around the Block
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shas'o vera wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Just run round sreaming.
or just run.
While naked.
or just being naked
Or just being.
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2010/02/16 13:42:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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- Ask the Princeps to pull over so you can take a dump
- Pull over cause one of the Moderatii needs to take a dump
- Take the stairs to get out of a Titan while desperate for a dump
- Same as the above, but with your trousers down, and a magazine and a roll of TP in your hands
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/02/17 14:50:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calm Celestian
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Play punch buggy with a SM
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My Sisters of Battle Thread
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/783053.page
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2010/02/17 16:33:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Play punch buggy with marneus calgar. Take a thunder hammer and a few pre-primed grenades and play baseball with them.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/02/17 17:25:09
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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The latter one would be a bad idea in any universe, really 
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/02/17 17:52:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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try glomping anything
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/02/17 18:10:18
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Having a romance with a Slaanshi Cultist
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
Order of the bloodied sword  |
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2010/02/17 22:47:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Play "got your nose" with a nurgling.
Depants an Inquistor
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2010/02/17 23:58:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Tell Ortan Cassius that he's as ugly as sin.(Even though it's true.)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/17 23:59:12
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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1500pt-first completed 40k army
2000pts- main army, my own army with its own colour scheme and fluff, heavily converted
