Things not to do in the 40k universe

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**nintendoeats**

Space_Potato wrote:
9) Stuff rubbish down the barrell of a battlecannon when you've got no where else to put it (no one likes a high velocity apple core to he brain)

This one doesn't seem like such a bad idea actually, as long as you get out of the way fast.

**Luke_Prowler**

Space_Potato wrote:Things you should never do:
1) Sit on a cyclonic torpedo with a cowboy hat screaming like an idiot (http://homerbomb.ytmnd.com/)

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Exterminatus

**Huffy**

bad thing #1. . . exist(bad move to begin with)

while on any planet, turning on the safety on that lasgun

**Kervin**

Huffy wrote:bad thing #1. . . exist(bad move to begin with)

while on any planet, turning on the safety on that lasgun

Bad thing #2 use a lasgun.

**Asgeirr Darkwolf**

play fetch with a lit bomb squig.

Be born. Anywhere.

Call ork boyz girlz.

Attempt to take away an ogryn's teddy bear.

Smile at anyone. Especially chaplains.

Call Slanesh "Ugly".

Pet a juggernaut. Or thunderwolf. or flesh hound. or anything esle that looks "cuddly"

Call a dreadnought "old man".

Use the golden throne as a "throne".

**eldarbgamer13**

be a snotling

**Munch Munch!**

Touch the tech. Call lucius the eternal an "ugly scarred old guy"(no matter how true it is)

**Commisar Wolfie**

tell a sob that she looks fat in that power armour.
tell a sob to get back in the kitchen.

**Shrike78**

Join the space dwarfs.

Impersonate John Lennon.

**person person**

Ask the BT if they've heard the story of Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike.

**Cptn. Waaagh!**

Stare into the barrel of a bolter to see why the bolt isn't coming out.
Shove yourself down the barrel of a railgun to see why it isn't coming out.
Attempt to high-five a Tau.

**shas'o vera**

or tell the inquisition of why did the heritic cross the road?

**xGhost4000x**

Or don't tell the inquisition anything when they ask.

**Mozzyfuzzy**

When given an order say that's what she said.

**xGhost4000x**

^^^
Hehe
Commander
"First rank fire! Second Rank Fire"
Guardsmen
"Thats what she said."
Comissar
*Bang*"Anyone else have anything smart to say?"

alternatively
SM
"In the name of the emperor finish this"
Dying eldar
"That's what she said"

anyway though back to the topic
open a Tyranid Zoo

**Luke_Prowler**

xGhost4000x wrote:open a Tyranid Zoo

Oh god, it's Jurassic Park all over again.

Thou shall not pee out the back of the Valkyrie.
Thou shall not use a servo-skull to spy on the SoBs
The Eldar are not your friend.
It's pronounced "Lays" cannon
The Deathstrike Missile Launchers are not over compensation for something else.

**Space_Potato**

Layscannons go "freem" when fired

Anyway, you shouldn't:

Keep a pet ripper (although that would be pretty damn awesome)
Cook marshmallows with an inferno cannon
Light a cigarette with an inferno cannon
Tell your local inquisitor/priest/commisar that "Chaos can't be that bad"
Ask a Tech Priest if he has "tried turning it off and on again"

**4M2A**

Upgrade the Tech priest's favourite computer for his birthday.

**xGhost4000x**

Tell a tech priest to RTFM

**Munch Munch!**

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:When given an order say that's what she said.

lol.

**TechnoSymphony**

Get extremely drunk (and stumble about) near the big red button of a death strike missile launcher

**Munch Munch!**

Drink fenrisian ale while being an average human.

**Kogwar**

strap death srike missle to back and point

**Luke_Prowler**

Kogwar wrote:strap death srike missle to back and point

Unless you're an Ork.

**Morgrim**

Space_Potato wrote:
Keep a pet ripper (although that would be pretty damn awesome)

My haemonculi has one...

**Gwar!**

Use Lasguns to have a
SWEET RAVE PARTY

**zedmeister**

Attempt to hypnotize a Magus

**Nachturnus**

Live, pretty sure we'de all die a horrible death in 40k. That or a pointless, toil-filled, torturous, short life.

**Tundrawulf**

Pick Mushrooms in an ork breeding ground.

**Munch Munch!**

Eat the mushrooms in an ork breeding ground.