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2010/02/28 00:09:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Open up a gay bar. Period.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Open up a gay bar. Period.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/28 00:10:09
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/03/01 04:30:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Why. Eldar would be all over it.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/03/01 04:50:59
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Screamin' Stormboy
Zooming Around on a Deffkopta
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Duct Tape ur fellow SM cadet to the back of the Regiment's Dreadnaught.
Attempt to use an Ork Stormboyz' Rokkit Pack
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"How can we hope to match the speed of lightning? The fury of storms? The power of steel? The answer is simple. We cannot. I advise against this war." - Black Vangaurd Librarian; shortly after a brutal engagment with the Deff Riders |
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2010/03/01 14:08:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Grovelin' Grot
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Tell an Ork Loota he needs more Dakka.
Ask an Ork Painboy for some Viagra.
Let an Ork take your car for a spin.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/03/01 14:13:16
Whots fasta than a warbike, more killy dan a wartrack, and can fly through da air like a bird? I gots no bleedin idea buts im gonna find out!  |
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2010/03/01 14:52:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Tundrawulf wrote:Tell an Ork Loota he needs more Dakka.
Ask an Ork Painboy for some Viagra.
Let an Ork take your car for a spin.
Lets make it simpler:
Have any interaction with an Ork.
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2010/03/01 16:00:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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an Ork.
fixed 
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/03/01 20:14:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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True. Really goes on-topic:
Q: Things not to do in the 40k universe
A: an Ork
Q(2): Is there any other universe where you would do an Ork?
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'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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2010/03/01 20:23:14
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Considering that Orks are Asexual Fungi...
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2010/03/01 22:30:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Well maybe you would if you were a bee or another ork
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2010/03/02 04:55:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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Thou Shalt not Tease the dreadnought.
Thou Shalt not give thy battle brother a friendly "good game" slap.
lol.
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"So that's a box of lootas/burnas (there's only FIVE complete minis in here, and only four of them what you wanted!), a Dark Elf army book and two pots of paint. That will be your first born." - Kirbinator |
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2010/03/02 13:51:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Grovelin' Grot
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The ting is... Would you really WANT to do an ork? I mean... eww, considering that they never shower and Ive never heard of an instance of them even trudging through deep water.
Just watch, this is gonna end up being a completely new topic.
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Whots fasta than a warbike, more killy dan a wartrack, and can fly through da air like a bird? I gots no bleedin idea buts im gonna find out! |
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2010/03/02 14:36:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Eat anything with mushrooms around an Ork even if you know it is safe to eat.
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2010/03/02 21:41:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Kervin wrote:Eat anything
fixed (damn, ho many of these things do i need to fix? )
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/03/02 23:20:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Hey your mispelling mistake gave me an idea! Call the cannoness a damn ho.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/03 18:55:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Screamin' Stormboy
Zooming Around on a Deffkopta
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TheBlackVanguard wrote:Thou Shalt not Tease the dreadnought.
Thou Shalt not give thy battle brother a friendly "good game" slap.
lol.
Thou Shall not Deep Strike into thyn girls locker Room 
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"How can we hope to match the speed of lightning? The fury of storms? The power of steel? The answer is simple. We cannot. I advise against this war." - Black Vangaurd Librarian; shortly after a brutal engagment with the Deff Riders |
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2010/03/04 02:27:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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Deff Rider Warboss wrote:TheBlackVanguard wrote:Thou Shalt not Tease the dreadnought.
Thou Shalt not give thy battle brother a friendly "good game" slap.
lol.
Thou Shall not Deep Strike into thyn girls locker Room
Would that cause a deep strike mishap roll? I'm not sure.
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"So that's a box of lootas/burnas (there's only FIVE complete minis in here, and only four of them what you wanted!), a Dark Elf army book and two pots of paint. That will be your first born." - Kirbinator |
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2010/03/04 02:52:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Deff Rider Warboss wrote:TheBlackVanguard wrote:Thou Shalt not Tease the dreadnought.
Thou Shalt not give thy battle brother a friendly "good game" slap.
lol.
Thou Shall not Deep Strike into thyn girls locker Room
What if you had a teleport homer?
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/03/04 03:40:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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More like a teleport boner!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/04 03:50:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Screamin' Stormboy
Zooming Around on a Deffkopta
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Thou shalt not send they puppy equipped with a teleport homer into thyn girls locker room so thy freinds may Deep Strike. 
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"How can we hope to match the speed of lightning? The fury of storms? The power of steel? The answer is simple. We cannot. I advise against this war." - Black Vangaurd Librarian; shortly after a brutal engagment with the Deff Riders |
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2010/03/04 13:32:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Grovelin' Grot
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*Your deep strike has gone off course and landed into the ork locker room*
Have fun loosing your lunch
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Whots fasta than a warbike, more killy dan a wartrack, and can fly through da air like a bird? I gots no bleedin idea buts im gonna find out! |
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2010/03/04 13:46:56
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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unplug the machine priest
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"I shall walk through the valley of the shadow of death, and I will fear no evil, because i'm the meanest mother in the valley"-Patton  
Ye enemies of the Imperium, may you be crushed beneath the treads of our Tanks!  
Bergfestung 4th Armoured Regiment "Mountain Bears" |
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2010/03/04 15:41:14
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Commisar Wallacej5 wrote:unplug the 'machine'
in the name of the greater good, i have fixed this.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/03/04 17:22:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Pat a guardsmen on the back while wearing a activated powerfist.
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/03/04 17:24:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Pat a guardsmen on the back while wearing a activated powerfist.
you will get the same result with a bolter, a large crater in the back.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/03/04 18:33:41
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hierarch
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get overexcited and skullf*** the Etherial....
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Things I've gotten other players to admit...
Foldalot: Pariahs can sometimes be useful |
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2010/03/04 18:39:42
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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Dronze wrote:get overexcited and skullf*** the Etherial....
Unless you're an Emperor's child. To them it's a MUST DO
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/03/04 21:47:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Thy shall not shout around Dark Eldar"THONGS FOR THE THONG GOD" if thy don't want to learn the art of butt penetration by said Dark Eldar
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
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2010/03/05 04:41:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Screamin' Stormboy
Zooming Around on a Deffkopta
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Tundrawulf wrote:*Your deep strike has gone off course and landed into the ork locker room*
Have fun loosing your lunch
Seeing has Orks dont have reproductive organs I see no reason why I would loose my lunch, plus orks dont shower, as mentioned above
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"How can we hope to match the speed of lightning? The fury of storms? The power of steel? The answer is simple. We cannot. I advise against this war." - Black Vangaurd Librarian; shortly after a brutal engagment with the Deff Riders |
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2010/03/05 04:59:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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it would be covered in blood, fungus, headless snotling corpses and as many angry orks as you can cram in such a small space. That don't shower.
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex) 
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out.  go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar 
4000 points Adeptus Titanicus  |
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2010/03/06 04:35:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Screamin' Stormboy
Zooming Around on a Deffkopta
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Then I tell em to get there collective butts out there because the WAAAAAGH!!! is on!
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"How can we hope to match the speed of lightning? The fury of storms? The power of steel? The answer is simple. We cannot. I advise against this war." - Black Vangaurd Librarian; shortly after a brutal engagment with the Deff Riders |
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