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**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Have your sleep. Have it forever. mwahahaha.
I wish for everything to be awesome.

**lakemacleod**

Granted everything is awesome and thus cancels itself out, and you therefore singlehandedly rid the world of awesome.
I Wish i was a pyromancer

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, you inadvertently set the world ablaze.
I wish my thread had a steady, loyal following like it deserves...

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but the followers are all trolls and jackasses.

I wish we all lived in a steampunk world.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure, with a 90% mortality rate in any given scenario. Even breathing has a 90% chance of killing you!

I wish for Bison.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. They Stampede and kill you, grinding you to a bloody pulp under thousands of hooves

I wish for Tarja Turunen to rejoin Nightwish

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. The members of Nightwish then all spontaneously combust.

I wish for Bison, away from me.

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but they move towards you and trample you.

I wish Brandon Cyrus and the like would stop posting on Facebook.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. Facebook turns out to be hosting the matrix, and when they stop posting, facebook breaks down, causing us all to realise we live in an apocalyptic wasteland, and that our visions of reality only supported by Facebook's operation. Now an angry mob tries to find out who caused it and tracks you down. You die a slow and painful death at the hands of a mob with a greater size than any two given countries in the world.

I wish I knew how magnets work.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Through a several hour-long incredibly boring un-airconditioned lecture in a very small stuffy room.

I wish for awesomesauce as an actual sauce and as to be as awesome as the name suggests.

**liquidjoshi**

It is. So awesome that your HEAD EXPLODES FROM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF AWESOME!!!

I wish this thread was locked. (waiting for a mod to go "granted" and lock the thread)

**Castiel**

Granted

Thread locked for nonsense and spam. You are banned from Dakka as a result.

I wish I had more free time

**Coolyo294**

Granted, you have so much free time that you don't know what to do with it and as a result, sit on your couch all day and do nothing.

I wish more people would join the Penthouse and start RPing.

**lakemacleod**

Granted, but they are all bronies. I wish for a hug from a nice clean friendly non=spiky/flaming/zombie person

**snurl**

Granted. You are hugged by a Westboro Baptist. Now you feel sorta dirty inside.

I wish my refrigerator held more beer.

**liquidjoshi**

Beer spiked with acid. And trust me, it isn't dilute.

I wish for Chocolate rain.

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but it's spiked with arsenic and cyanide.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Einstein Bros coffee.

**liquidjoshi**

Guess what it's spiked with?

I wish I didn't feel ill.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. your unlimited supply of cough drops is provided 1 drop every hour. have fun with the OD!
I wish i could remember.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. Your dead

I wish for my mother to stop being an over protective control freak.

**liquidjoshi**

Time rewinds and she goes loose, letting you slip into an unhealthy diet of drugs, booze and less-than-desirable women. Before you know it, you've slipped into bad habits and are eventually picked up by the police, where it is discovered that your inhumane treatment of women has you put away for life. You die alone in a cold dank cell, having give nothing to society.

I wish for TV.

**captain collius**

granted one falls on you.

i wish for snooki to be removed from this planet permenantly

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. She is returned to Planet of the Snookis, which launches an unstoppable invasion of our own world shortly afterwards.

I wish I had a Bolter.

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but it's an Astartes Bolter and you break your arms every time you shoot it.

I wish Bethesda would make Fallout 4.

**4oursword**

Granted, but it has game-breaking bugs and you have to play as a brony.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

**lakemacleod**

Granted. But every wish has to be corrupted on this forum before coming true. I wish the new Tau codex comes out tomorrow.

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but it sucks as bad as the current one.

I wish people would stop being donkey-caves to bronies.

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, all bronies die in fire.

I wish for a Snooki invasion of Earth

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, the wish itself is its own downfall, the humanity
I wish for huge manatees!

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted they gak EVERYWHERE

I wish for a turtle