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**captain collius**

granted you crash it.

I wish for an x-302 fighter with hyperspace generator

**grayshadow87**

Granted. It explodes in front of you only moments after you get it.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

**The_mini_painter**

Granted, but when you wake up your life crumbles before your eyes

I wish that ZP would go back to dragonforce

**TheRobotLol**

Granted, but as I have no idea what that is, nothing whatsoever happens.

I wish for a bloorggllez on my kitchen table. NOW.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. its there NOW. and its gone. NOW.

I wish for the antimatter sun to collide with our sun.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, but it collides and transforms into not too hot, not too cold sun making the earth a nice 28 degrees all year round.

I wish fatty food became healthy.

**The_mini_painter**

Granted, but now it looses all flavour and now healthy food is tasty.

I wish I could play guitar just a little better.

**master of ordinance**

Granted but you can only play justin beiber tunes.

I wish for love

**Private_Joker**

Granted, but it's the love you can buy for 20 dollars behind a strip joint.

I wish for infinate wisdom (while staying sane and not having my head explode/implode)

**captain collius**

GRanted, no one will give you a moments peace so you rational decide to bash your head into a wall til it all goes away.

i wish for a sandwich

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Made of solidified Jabba the Hut fat-fold sweat.

I wish for doritos.

**Private_Joker**

Granted but they are stale.

I wish for a storm trooper (star wars) outfit.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You are massacred by hordes of little teddy bears.

I wish for an end to my pain.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. It materialises on you. It cannot be removed and is 946 sizes too small.

I wish for better music.

**Private_Joker**

Granted but it is so high pitched it makes your ears bleed.

I wish I had a million Ewok's as my personal mercenaries.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. They are hunted for their hides and slowly disappear one by one.

I wish I could see perfectly.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. The first thing you see is not only too horrific for Dakka but also your brain, blinding you permanently.

I wish for a fully functional real life Sentinel.

**liquidjoshi**

Sentinel as in the guardian statues? Sure.

I wish the CoD community was respectable, and not filled with 12 year olds.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It's filled with incontinent Vets who keep on harping on about how this is entirely inaccurate, and telling you old war stories.

I wish for this full stop.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. that particular full stop arrives, while you are traveling in an airplane. momentum's a BLEEP aint it?

I wish i could win a game of 40K without having to send my wife to Vegas first.

**Private_Joker**

Granted. She comes to my house instead. 0_____0

I wish for some more paint.

**Castiel**

Granted. It is emptied out of a bucket over you in the high street.

I wish to party!

**Orlanth**

Granted; the North Korean communist party comes to get you. Welcome to the re-education camp, comrade.

I wish I was more motivated to get the housework done.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, you are so motivated you clean and clean, and you clean some more. You continue cleaning until you are out of cleaning equipment which has been destroyed from over cleaning. You then use you hands to clean which are worn down to a bloody stump. Your whole house is now covered in blood with you in the fetal position.

I wish I had a pile of skulls.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You receive in the mail a pile of baby kitten skulls. Flesh still attached.
I wish I could paint my minis to 'Eavy Metal standard within a month's time.

**lakemacleod**

Granted- You paint you're models to the same scale as eavy' metal. But they are invisible to everyone except you.
I wish i was a space marine in the 40k universe

**Private_Joker**

Granted, you are horrifically killed on your first day.

I wish I knew where my keys were....

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Now you have to remove them from that particular orifice.

I wish for a Keytar.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. However it looks silly and explodes in a searing blast of fire and leerdammer.

I wish for a good new set of headphones.

**DemetriDominov**

Granted, they only play JB songs no matter what you're listening to, and it's the same one.. over.. and over.. and over again.

I wish for sleep. (almost misspelled it.)