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**TheRobotLol**

Granted. All yo mumma.

I wish for cheese.

**Great White**

Granted, it is moldy.

I wish for a real land raider.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Epic Scale Land Raider, as standard.

I wish for a kilo of Suicide pills and Chloroform.

**Great White**

Granted, all the chloroform spills when you open the box.

I wish that I had wings.

**The_mini_painter**

Granted, these wing are too small for you to even achieve flight

I wish GW would lower their prices by 50%

**Deadshot**

Granted but prices means they never have stock and eventually go. out of buisness. WHFB, WOTR, and 40K go extinct, stuck in perpetual 5th ed. All those Chaos players, Eldar, Nids, Tau and basically every other gakky army come to kills you, along with all those who hate 5th ed 40k, 2nd Ed WOTR, and 8th Fantasy, coming to drown you in a overwhelming tide of acne, pasty skin, virginity and nerdrage!

I wish MLP never existed.

PS, please indicate who will have nightmares about the Nerdrage attack. please use a

or

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**The_mini_painter**

Granted, but in place of MLP comes My little horse which is even more annoying than MLP and all the characters have Chipmunk style voices.

I wish Minecraft wasn't so addictive because maybe I would get my Vostroyans done.

(Also I wont have any nightmares about nerdrage)

**liquidjoshi**

Fine. But Minepony is even more addicted, you and Deadshot find yourselves creating a massive labyrinth, losing years of your lives devoted to this one cause.

I wish I was immune to nightmares.

oh, and

**Castiel**

Granted. You experience sleep paralysis every night instead.

I wish I was a sloth. Like this:

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. He's hung onto your rectal wall.

I wish for a Power Drill.

Oh, and

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Straight into your forehead.

I wish for a can of coke in my fridge.

**Private_Joker**

Granted but the can has been shaken by a blind monk for 50 years prior to placing it in your fridge.

I wish for a chicken sandwich, with fresh ingredients.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. The Chicken's so fresh it hasn't even been cooked, cleaned or even cooled down.

I wish for more Creme Eggs!

**Private_Joker**

Granted but the filling is made from Nurgle's sweat.

I wish I was Khorne.

**Deadshot**

Granted but diesese runs riot due to inbreeding and Nurgle becomes the Big (moudy) Cheese.

I wish I was Slaanesh. You all know why.

PS Joker I am already Khorne. I wished for it 10 or so pages ago.

**Castiel**

Granted. Everyone becomes celibate.

I wish Blap would read my wishes properly. (I wished to be a sloth, not that I had one!)

**Private_Joker**

Granted you now have an abundance of sloths.

I wish for a decent meat pie.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. Ever seen Hannibal the Canibal?

I wish for Megan fox in BDSM gear in my bed.

oh and

- my GOOD dreams tend to go along the lines of others worst nightmares so a nerdrage attack is actualy pretty good.

**Castiel**

Granted. Megan, the fox is in your bed in BDSM gear. Shame Beastiality is illegal.

I wish for food.

**master of ordinance**

You

Your food is deliverd. Its only after youve eaten it you realise that everyone(including me) in the kitchen has Jizzed in it.

I wish for a sexy human girl in BDSM gear in my bed.

**The_mini_painter**

Granted, but this sexy human girl is a lesbian and not interested in you

I wish that I had endless amounts of energy instead of being tired all the time :(

**Private_Joker**

Granted but you have so much energy you explode into a red mist.

I wish I had a better picture.

**The_mini_painter**

Granted, but this picture drives you insane as you gradually want better pictures each time.

I wish GW wasn't such a money grabbing company :/

**BlapBlapBlap**

Castiel wrote:Granted. Everyone becomes celibate.

I wish Blap would read my wishes properly. (I wished to be a sloth, not that I had one!)

Parallel Universe has opened in your rectum up where you're human, and your sloth form has entered, simple.

Granted, but it's non existent and bankrupt.

I wish for a Glacier.

**Castiel**

Granted, you are slowly ground into pieces as it rolls over you.

I wish I hadn't missed the postie this morning.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. you missed breakfast instead.

I wish i had an endless supply of soda, of any flavor i wanted, delivered one can at a time whenever i desired.

**Castiel**

I missed Breakfast anyway!

Granted, you have an endless supply of flavoured baking soda. Have fun.

I wish I had another tenner.

**The_mini_painter**

Granted, but this is the only money you recieve/find for the rest of your life

I wish my laptop wasn't so rubbish

**snurl**

Granted. You find the hidden rubbish/awesome switch just before it is stolen.

I wish to be able to talk with my sister again.

**liquidjoshi**

You can, but she can't.

I wish I owned a T34.