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**Castiel**

Granted, Tony Blair is elected world leader.

I wish it was Monday

**Deadshot**

Granted but power turns to tyranny and you are assassinated by a robot sent back in time to stop you.

**BlapBlapBlap**

No wish. SO MUCH FIRE!

I wish for a small ditch full of truffles and urine.

**Private_Joker**

That's where you are sleeping tonight.

I wish I had a simulator like the Matrix where I could upload anything I wanted.

**deathholydeath**

Granted. But everything you upload is infected with a non-stop rick-a-rollin virus that cannot be deleted or stopped.

I wish for a really real fairy.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. I dont believe in faries.

i wish for a [censored by order of the inquisition]

**Private_Joker**

Granted, but the barnyard animals turn on you.

I wish for a flying aircraft carrier and the personel, fuel and rations to keep it operational indefinately.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. However it is no match for my kamakaze bumblebees.

I wish for MORE cheese.

**snurl**

Granted. You are in Wisconson at a cheese processing plant.

I wish for a smarter cat.

**Orlanth**

Granted, your cat is now an evil genius cat, and it hates you It plots constantly to make your life miserable, yet you cannot act against it because to everyone else its just an adorable little kitty.

I wish for a hot chick with a side order of beer and pizza, I know, it's tradition.
.

**Private_Joker**

The chick turns out to be a shemale, the beer is American and the pizza is cold.

I wish my camera would work.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You find thousands of pictures of your girlfriend and TFG doing [REMOVED BY ORDER OF INQUISITION]

I wish I could attract the opposite gender.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, but you drown in a sea of naked women.... wait a sec...

I wish I had the Doctor's screwdriver.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. you have the Doctor's screw driver. the one he never uses because he has the Sonic Screwdriver.

I wish I had access to a fully functional TARDIS

**Iur_tae_mont**

Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:Granted. you have the Doctor's screw driver. the one he never uses because he has the Sonic Screwdriver.

I wish I had access to a fully functional TARDIS

Granted, You now have Acess to "'The Australian Repositories for Diffraction ImageS"

I wish I could have no flaws.

**grayshadow87**

Granted. You are beaten to death by a jealous mob, who parade your severed head as a warning to others that anything more than mediocrity will be punishable by death.

I wish mediocrity was punishable by death. (And please corrupt it a bit more than by saying I am killed. I'm looking for ruthless corruption on this one.)

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You're the only person left after the Atomic Purging, and die in a horrific Spasm when you become friends with your right hand.

I wish for a snorkel in the sea of Naked Women.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, but you find yourself stuck in the Obese Reef of Naked woman sea and fat clogs your snorkel causing you to suffocate.

I wish I had Gizmo from the Gremlins.

**Great White**

Granted, but you feed him after midnight and the movie happens.

I wish I had a space marine bodyguard.

**Private_Joker**

Great White wrote:Granted, but you feed him after midnight and the movie happens.

I wish I had a space marine bodyguard.

Be halarious though.

Granted but he is an Emporer's Children marine (Post Heresy)....

I wish for a new Gremlins movie.

**Acegermanshepard**

Granted but it is worse then the movie with the octupus and the shark.

I wish babies didn't exist

**Deadshot**

Granted, humanity dies out.

I wish MLP was Exterminatus.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. The Earth is destroyed millions of times over as every Brony's TV set lets out a cloud of Virus Bombs.

I wish for every woman in my reef to turn into a supermodel.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. But you are blind and lose any sense of touch.

I wish for ZARDOZ.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. However it is out of stock and you must settle for ZODRAZ.

I wish for cake.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. The cake isn't a lie. It's simply plastic and pure marzipan. And you have to eat it all whole.

I wish for my sight and sense of touch back.

**Castiel**

Granted, you are now swimming in whale gak.

I wish I could cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith... a HERRING!

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted.

TIMBER! *splat*

I wish I were in the Supermodel Reef again.

**Great White**

Granted, but the supermodels are men.

I wish I was in Australia.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You're part of the Great Barrier Reef.

I wish I had the women back.