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**Private_Joker**

Granted, but you get a giant depiction of Justin Bieber on your back.

I wish for a comfortable pillow.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. unfortunatley it was used to wipe Jabba the Hutt down when he was sweaty. for 13 years.

I wish for an Imperator titan

**Private_Joker**

Granted, but it's only a 3 foot tall replica.

I wish for unlimited access to Area 51.

**captain collius**

grantede you are never alowed to leave.

i wish to be Urskar CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED

**Deadshot**

Granted. You are on leave to some planet and the PDF are sent out to rebuild a fortress With your tactical genius you supervise. They are wiped out to a man, that's not you.

I wish for new memes.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted.

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWE!

I wish I was immune to the effects of lack of sleep.

**Yori**

Done you are now hyperactive as if your blood stream was replaced with caffeine.

I wish to be taller.

**dregogg**

granted byut you brain yourself on a doorframe.

I wish I was a better painter.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. your painting skill improves by .000001%

I wish everyone else was shorter.

**snurl**

Granted. You accidentally tromp on everyone you know, since they are all so small now.

I wish the lawn would mow itself.

**Great White**

Granted, but it only does this after 20 years of growing.

I wish forgeworld was cheaper.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted, they are unrecognisable blobs of resin with the souls of those who gaze upon them too long lining the surface.

I wish for all of time and space to cease existing.

**Private_Joker**

Granted but you are stuck in a giant white landscape with nothing.

I wish Warhammer 40K was the actual future.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. Your life is now worth nothing and the earth is pretty much a dead planet.

I wish for cheese

**captain collius**

Granted, it is all moldy.

I wish for A lambroghini.

**Private_Joker**

Granted but it's bright pink, has Hello Kitty interior and speed limitors that only let you go 40km an hour.

I wish for a room filled with gold, cash and treasure with a diving platform.

**Deadshot**

Granted. You dive off an crack your skull open on the gold.

I wish I hadn't failed my maths exam.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, but the teacher's dog eats it.

I wish I was the lizard queen.

**Deadshot**

Private_Joker wrote:Granted, but the teacher's dog eats it.

I wish I was the lizard queen.

Granted. You know there is a lizard king trying to pork you, if you catch my drift.

**Private_Joker**

He wants to give me roast pork? Excellent. Plus in my colony there are no kings, only mindless worker drones.

BTW you made no wish so I wish Deadshot had made a wish.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Years later, Blap becomes the Dictator of Mankind as we know it!

Tremble in fear!

I wish for less coinage.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, its replaced instead with lead bricks.

I wish for a time travelling toaster.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It's the same one that's integrated with my goldfish bowl brain transplant.

I wish for Spotify

**Deadshot**

Granted but you are the only one who uses it.

I wish we all had a society identical to 40k Orks. Their economy and government are so.much more efficiemt than human ones.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. The money system crashes as human teeth lack the ability to grow back.

I wish for chinese takeaway.

**Shadowbrand**

Your dog goes missing.

I wish for a win with my Dark Eldar.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Deadshot wrote:Granted but you are the only one who uses it.

That's a good thing.

Granted, but at that moment, you have your plastic crack stolen by TFG.

I wish for more goldfish in my brains.

GOLDFISH FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Wait a second...

**captain collius**

Khorne grants your request and uses your skull as his new fish bowl.

I wish for a strike cruiser full of Deathwing Terminator who follow my order without failure.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. However they are no match for my Elite Khorne berserker assault legions.

I wish for 'I wish for'.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You've turned my wish uncorruptable.

I wish for leadership of the Earth.