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**TheRobotLol**

Granted.

It is infested with countless viruses which cannot be deleted or fixed. Have fun.

I wish for a harmless can of diet coke, in my indestructable and daemon possession-proof kitchen.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You starve to death slowly and horribly, as the cupboards and fridge are empty.

I wish I were a small ditch filled with mud and gold.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. However, being the ditch itself, you have no mind and cannot do a thing with the gold.

I wish for My next four wishes, including this one, to be utterly uncorruptable and go exactly how I want them to.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. The next four wishes bounce.

I wish for crumpets with hot butter.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Before you can take the first bite, a train comes crashing through your wall, obliterating you and your house.

I wish for an alarm clock that works.

**BlapBlapBlap**

TheRobotLol wrote:Granted. Before you can take the first bite, a train comes crashing through your wall, obliterating you and your house.

I love the taste of Irony in the morning. Tastes like crumpets.

Granted, but it works by injecting with a deadly cocktail of toxins. You die in a fit of nerdrage as you squirm on the floor of your LGS.

I wish I were the I like trains kid.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You try to hug an express train. While its going at flat out.

I wish for a brothel

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Full of family members. (BAM)

I wish to be in a good movie.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You're Extra #9. You have no lines, and your gruesome death on set has forced the Producers to cut the film.

I wish that I were my avatar.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. You are stuck in cyberspace as a collection of 1 s and 0s for all eternity.

I wish GW would release a plastic Hydra Flak Tank kit.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. they release one, and ONLY one copy of it before melting the others down to make more Space Marines. this one and only copy is bought by an ork player and converted into a trukk. the gun being used for his lootas.

I wish Flash gitz were worth taking.

**Deadshot**

They are but GW.never have more than 5 models.in stock worldwide due to popularity and they cost as much as a Manta.

**captain collius**

NO WISH you are taken to the ninth circle of hell.

i wish for cheese with my cheese DA codex

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Grated or sliced?

I wish for a small cube filled with water with the dimensions 5cmX5cmX5cm.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. However I run towards it and smash it with a slegehammer.

I wish I had a sledgehammer for a hand.

**Deadshot**

captain collius wrote:NO WISH you are taken to the ninth circle of hell.

Meh, I'm going there anyway. Currently I'm hoping for secret level 667. That's the Devil's personal hangout with the really evil guys. Stalin and Hitler are there. That's where life is good. Cuban cigars, the most aged wine, extra strong Polish Vodka, y'know, the works. You still do a lifetime.of torture to get there (you need to survive lvl 666 to get in).

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Gangrene sets in and it has to be amputated with a blunt hacksaw, with no anesthetic.

I wish I was in fact from the 1800s.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. You are hit by a steam powered locomotive.

I wish I could activate bullet time.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. you activate bullet time. you now move so slowly no one notices that you are doing anything.

I wish wishes were fishes.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. All the wishes in your head materialise into fish, and their rapid expansion tears apart your brain.

I wish I could get any technology to work by hitting it with a hammer, Armageddon style.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. One day, you mistakenly hit a nuclear warhead.
I wish I had a living metal body.

**grayshadow87**

Granted. It rusts and falls apart, leaving you in horrifically unimaginable pain.

I wish that I had a fully functional unbreakable skeleton.

**Great White**

Granted, but the skeleton is 1 foot tall.

I wish I was a Great White Shark.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Shark Fin soup becomes crazily popular, driving you to extinction.

I wish I was awesome.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. You are awesome. An alcaholic, Spanish criminal dwarf.

I wish I could fly, take off and land safely.

**deathholydeath**

Granted. But you can only fly in a 1"x1" square cube held in a fat fold of jabba the hutt's body.

I wish for a pet pokemon.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Your cute little Evee gets challenged to a pokemon battle by your next-door neighbor, who has a Charizard.
I wish I was a Khorne Berzerker.

**Yori**

Granted, but Krhan is in your squad and there aren't any enemies near by to kill in order to please the blood god.

I wish I had a lasgun.

**Castiel**

Grated, you have a flashlight

I wish train fares were free

**captain collius**

Granted the train jumps off the tracks and you fall to your death.

I wish for more tattoos.