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No wish. Skulltaker comes at you.

I wish I had the CC ability of Skulltaker.

Ok. I have more CC ability though, cross the water into Belfast, and best you in mortal combat.

I wish I could fly.

For refernce no one is better in single combat than ST.

I wish I had Thor's hammer.

Granted but the airforce shoot you.down for invading restricted airspace.

Granted. But you are not found worthy and cannot lift it.

I wish this wish never happened.

Wish granted, wish wasted.
I wish people saw my thread...

Granted but it is locked.

I wish I could pass all my exams this yeah.

Granted, but the professor determines that the rest of your coursework is reason enough to fail.

I wish my ear wasn't all itchy.

grayshadow87 wrote:Granted, but the professor determines that the rest of your coursework is reason enough to fail.

I wish my ear wasn't all itchy.

Ha, I won. I am doing a new system where there is no coarsework. There is regular testing via Controlled Assessments. And I have scored 86% or more in everyone, in the top 15% of the class.

Granted the lice migrate north and south to certain concentrations of hair.
I wish I could win something for a GW store competition.

Deadshot wrote:Granted the lice migrate north and south to certain concentrations of hair.

You evil man. Anyways...
Granted. "Congratulations on winning our local Games Workshop competition! Unfortunately, we don't actually have a first place prize, it was just there to make people work harder. As a consolation prize... here's a can of tuna." (10 internet cookies to the one who can identify the reference!)
I wish I could contribute to writing for Warhammer 40,000 6th Edition.

Granted but Matt Ward looks at it and screws.it into Codex, 6th ed Squats.

I wish.for bread to put my tuna.on.

granted. the bread is moldy
I wish to have a pizza from little Caesars so I can eat while I game

Capitansolstice wrote:granted. the bread is moldy
I wish to have a pizza from little Caesars so I can eat while I game

The pepperonis? Not made from pigs, or anything identifiable.

I wish for 3.

Just 3.

Granted. You have a number which, when hooked together with other letter or numbers, is often used by perverts to make crude renderings of phallic images. Aren't you proud?

I wish to be Lord of October, the month of falling leaves and serial killers in white masks who stalk baby-sitters.

Granted. At midnight on the first of November, the souls of the dead drag you into hell so that satan can prepare you for your next coming.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted. You are now dead.
I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted. Into a tomato and as tomatoes are completly mindless, you cannot think about turning back into a human.

I wish for a better computer.

Granted. You now have a better computer but it's infected with a non stop rick-a-rolla virus that cannot be deleted or contained.

No wish? Kharn wants a word with you.

I wish for something good to happen.

Gah! Granted. You win 1,000,000$ in the lottery, but then Kharn steals it.

I wish for a Detective Comics #27

Granted, but it's infected with a non stop rick-a-rolla virus that cannot be deleted or contained.

I wish for a perfectly normal can of diet coke, on my kitchen table at home.

Granted, but your home has been relocated to a radioactive waste dump.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted. But each one wants to kill you.

I wish for chinese takeaway on my kitchen table which is in my house which is in its normal place.

Granted, but your house is possessed by a Great Unclean One.

I wish for a pet penguin.

Granted but when you wake up with a hangover you are welsh and wanted by the Australian police.

I wish for an eternal mystery to be resolved.

Granted. Your puny mortal mind caves in with the sheer pressure of it and implodes to create a new black hole that sucks the world in and crushes it into a diamiter of roughly half a millimetre.

I wish for chains

Granted, you are bound in chains and thrown in the sea.

I wish for free miniatures that I like.

Granted, the minatures you like are now sold for free throughout the world. However no one makes them anymore because there is no profit and therefore you will never be able to get hold of them.


I wish my electric razor didn't try to cut my skin each time i use it.

Granted. It shears your bones, flays muscle, and boils your blood instead.

I wish that I paint a 10x10 foot 40k diorama that wins the Golden Daemon Award....

Granted, but you drop it, and it is hit by several cars, buses and lorries. All that work and effort is ruined and unsalvegable.

I wish for free PP models.

Granted, they are fakes from china, and somehow you get blamed for recasting
I wish for a new computer