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**Coolyo294**

Granted, it's a genetically engineered military turtle that rips your face off.

I wish I had a suit of Terminator Armour.

**Dayvuni**

Sorry, didn't see the turtle was already taken,

Granted, your Terminator Armour is black and the limbs are stuck in star formation.

I wish for Matt Ward to sign my codex.

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, the codex gets eaten by Phil Kelly.

I wish to become a space marine captain

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but you trip on a rock and get your face gnawed off during your first battle.

I wish I had an attack Squig that wouldn't attack me, my friends, or my family.

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, a colossal squig does

I wish I had a pet snotling

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, but its gak is rancid and results in your loved ones turning against you

I wish for MOAR thread popularity, sweet sweet popularity!
EDIT: ninja'd

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, the thread is swarmed with Nurgles "sexy cheerleader" pictures

I wish for cake

**DemetriDominov**

I wish that the last poster was eaten slowly by Tyranids for killing this thread by not wishing!!!

Oh he wished... IT'S A TYRANID CAKE.

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, they eat me slowly and turn me into the Swarmlord

I wish the last poster is "eaten" by Dark Eldar for insinuating that I didn't wish.

**DemetriDominov**

Granted. You were the last poster.

I wish that the previous poster's passed remains were made into a fruitcake and served to squigs.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. The poster's remains contained special DNA shananigans which then make the squigs target you as their next meal.
I wish I was transformed into a Cenobite from Hellraiser.

**Great White**

Granted, but pins go too far into your head and you have brain bleeding.

I wish I had a pen that never ran out of ink.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. But before you can use it, I jump out from behind cover and break it with my boot.

I wish for diet coke on my kitchen table downstairs.

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted. You try and drink it and its really filled with acid

I wish it was easier to impress my crush than jumping into a freezing river with a watergun and shooting people that pass

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. It is easier to impress your crush, and you do, and you start dating, but she is disease ridden, violent and thinks it's funny to throw up on you every day.

I wish everything in my life was perfect.

**Dayvuni**

Granted, everything is perfect in heaven and you are dead.

I wish I could get off this website and be on time for school

**captain collius**

Granted you are on time but due to clerical errors you are still marked down as absent.

I wish my Chinchilla to stop breaking out of his cage.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted.l Your Chinchilla stops breaking out of his cage. Because he is dead.

I wish I could fly.

**liquidjoshi**

You think you are flying, but you are actually falling with style.

I wish for food.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. you receive pre-digested horse food.

I wish for a single ork boy to land on the whitehouse lawn.

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, he crushes you while you're there on a tour.

I wish for a WAAAGH to steal Pluto

**liquidjoshi**

A waagh does steal Pluto. In unrelated news, a horde of Bronies come and destroy your home after reading earlier comments on this thread. Vengeance!

I wish I was a bird.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Say hello to plane turbines.

I wish I was awesome.

**liquidjoshi**

You are. At sucking.

I wish I ace my exam tomorrow.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Then the universe explodes, destoying all of existence.

I wish for doritos in my kitchen cupboard.

**Lord Magnus**

But then Tyranids would nom nom them all.

I wish some people would finish the voting on the RPG Poll thread

**liquidjoshi**

They do. And re-open it minutes later.

I wish I was thirsty.

**captain collius**

granted you are thirsty in the exact middle of the Sahara Desert with no water and no transport

I wish for new Deathwing kits now

**liquidjoshi**

So do I. Unfortunately we never get them.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Nothing. Beautiful isn't it?

I wish for my Catachan Army NAO!