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2015/08/14 08:36:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*beeps dirt bike's horn, offering verviedi a ride*
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2015/08/14 17:33:23
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Postman flings another postcard from a distance and runs on sight of the xenomorph in the yard]
Disregard the previous mail. Everything is fine. I'm fine.
I'm certainly not being reprimanded for accidentally bypassing the mail censor. The ice water showers are actually quite invigorating and bring the bruises down. Fine.
Today after they gave us all [ ## CENSORED ## ] we had a barbecue, I got to get the bread rolls ready.
Afterward we did more drill and lectures. I'm starting to understand it all a bit better, it's like getting back on a bike after a few years.
Tomorrow we're [ ## CENSORED ## ] I'm not sure I want to, but I'm assured it'll be worth if for the [ ## CENSORED ## ] afterwards.
Commissars do not get to send kisses.
BC 
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2015/08/14 17:43:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Giant cyborg bear runs up and rips off the head of thenoobomb and begins to feast on his corpse and bike*
*Runs into local forest after feasting*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/08/14 17:50:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Recieves a transcript of the postcard via helmet vox*
*Jumps on TNB's bike*
Gun it, faithful Guardsman!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/14 17:50:59
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/14 18:26:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*connects couch to back of remora*
There we go, now I can go too.
OOC: those letters are great. 
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/14 18:57:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*stabs own arm with tail to cause acid blood to burn into the block*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/14 20:25:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Turns on speaker system at maximum volume*
*BC begins to hear very soft music, getting closer by the second*
Mecchhhhannicussss!
Mecchhhhannicussss!
Mechanicus! Feth yeah! Comin' to save the motherfethin day yeah!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/08/14 20:33:20
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/14 20:32:22
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Giant sea turtle plops on the ground*
Time keeps on slipping slipping into the future... I want to fly like a turtle to the sea
OOC: God boring Friday cant find a avatar I enjoy so I will be maturin.
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/08/14 21:17:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*remora slowly floats up*
*and then speeds off at full speed*
*zooms past vervi and TNB*
I DON'T THINK THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AFTER ALL!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/14 21:46:58
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/14 21:24:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*respawns on bike's driver seat and starts driving*
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2015/08/14 21:45:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks up as siren begins to sound]
...? [Goes back to repairing Tauros vehicle engine]
ALL CADETS REPORT TO THE FRONT COURT-YARD IMMEDIATELY
[Is dragged from workshop, armed and lined up with other cadets]
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2015/08/14 22:07:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*After enough of the block is melted the leash splits off*
*Runs off after where Verviedi went*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/14 22:42:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Swaps into driver's seat and begins driving at inhuman pace*
Hey, TNB! Watch this!
*Turns speakers up louder*
*Front gate is visible in the distance*
Mechanicus, feth yeah!
Worship is the only way, yeah!
Heretic your game is through 'cause now you have to answer too....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/14 22:43:06
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/14 23:37:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Shoved into squad] [Cadet squads form up defensively facing gate]
[Looks around] ...?
[Shrugs] [Aims with lasgun as well]
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2015/08/14 23:46:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*speeds over the cadet' heads at super-sonic speeds*
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/14 23:47:09
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/15 00:02:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*beams down*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/08/15 00:25:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...! [Brief confusion at the Tau zooming past] [Ducks down as the front two rows of cadets try and track Co'tor with lasguns, and end up facing backward]
[Is reprimanded for cowardice and force to stand in the front rank] [Does not feel reassured] [Takes aim again at the gate with the rest of the group]
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/15 00:26:06
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2015/08/15 00:29:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*gets remora to slow down, and connects it to a remote control*
*under the cover of it's stealth field, sneaks over until it is hovering behind the cadets, a couple dozen meters in the air*
*attempts to locate BC*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/15 00:43:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Smashes through gate on motorcycle, ramping over the firing lines*
Mechanicus, feth yeah!
So look at my chrome and cry into my cup!
Mechanicus, feth yeah!
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2015/08/15 00:45:41
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/15 00:44:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*after following Verviedi's trail for several hours the commisariat comes into view*
*infiltrates into commisariat by scaling walls*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/15 01:12:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Cadets spin, aim, and stare in confusion at an apparently loyalist marine breaking the gate down] ...?
[Hears lyrics] [Sees TNB] Oh, Emperor on high, it's you guys.[Backs away] Look, now, they're n-nice to me here, nobody's tried to kill me in days, do you know how rare that is lately?
[Continues backing away] [Collides with leading commissar] Oh come on, they changed where the front rank was! Technically I'm still advancing! Not the face- [Whack]
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2015/08/15 01:16:45
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*activate pesonal stealth field and uses grav-harness to descend safely to the ground*
*mutters something in Tau under breath*
*picks way through confusion of cadets towards BC and commissar*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/15 01:17:30
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/15 01:42:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*head bites unwary cadet and hides body in vents*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/15 02:03:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Does a donut, sending a senior Commissar flying*
What you gonna to do when we come for you now!
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
*Swerves in the direction of a Servitor, running it over*
feth yeah!
*Barrels towards wall, firing bolter indiscrimately*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/15 02:03:42
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/15 02:04:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Uses telepathic powers on Voyager's transporter operator in orbit, causing him to transport a certain Protoss lifeform directly to the Commissariat*
*Walks to head Commissar*
"En Taro Tassadar, Terran. I urge you to lock down this facility immediately. There is a dangerous xenomorph lurking within!"
*Sees BC*
"Oh, you again. I thought I smelled butter..."
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2015/08/15 02:10:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*slealthy steals commissar's hat*
*Puts it on BC's head*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/15 02:13:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*drags a second cadet screaming into the vents*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/08/15 02:28:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Freaks out slightly at the magic hat] ...!
[Cadets start fleeing, firing at the marine and panicking in equal measure]
[Sighs] The Imperium's finest... [Lights a smoke and watches]
[Catches eye of lead commissar] Y'did rather invite this on yourself, you know. No more punching- [Whack]
[Lead Commissar stops beating and fires his bolt-pistol at Zergsmasher]
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2015/08/15 02:36:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*deactivates stealth field*
You imperials rather do like violence as a means of control don't you?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/08/15 02:37:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Begins shooting at everything breakable*
Augmetics, feth yeah!
Brainwashing, feth yeah!
Tentacles, feth yeah!
Martians, feth yeah!
*Blasts at full speed towards BC, scoops him up, and deposits him in TNB's lap*
Steampunk, feth yeah!
Radium, feth yeah!
Science, feth yeah!
Slavery, feth yeah!
*Guns it back in the direction of the gate, ramping a Tauros*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
