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**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You rescue him, but he dies in your arms.

I wish I knew what was wrong with the Urban Dictionary.

**snurl**

Granted. You know, but are powerless to do anything about it.

I wish for lunch.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. Its such a good lunch, you keep getting second helpings.

I wish my grandparents didn't annoy my parents.

**snurl**

Granted. They all decide to team up and annoy you instead.

I wish I had not eaten so much lunch.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You vomit up your lunch.

I wish I had really good dinners

**snurl**

Granted. But you must serve them to other people.

I wish the cat could do the laundry.

**Eadartri**

Granted. The cat can now do the laundry...and drive, spending all your money at the laundromat and then wrecking your car.

I wish Dredd 2 was a go.

**sing your life**

Granted but it is AWFUL

I wish to Hobbit movies were actually good.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, they are each four minutes long.

I wish I could talk to people.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted, but they don't want to talk to you.

I wish for lunch.

**snurl**

Granted. You get lunch but have no time to eat it.

I wish for less thunderstorm.

**Happyjew**

Granted. You get less thunderstom, but more basketball-sized hail storms.

I wish for delicious ice cream.

**JamesGang**

Granted, you get ice cream. It's frozen sour milk and has a piece of udder hair in it.

I wish it was wednesday

**snurl**

Granted. Its last Wednesday.

I wish for something awesome to happen.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. Something awesome happens, but it is on the other side of the known universe.

I wish I was the ruler of the world and that I couldn't be removed from power.

**snurl**

Granted. You are the ruler of the world, wielded by an angry and ancient nun. All fear your wrath.

I wish for a box of kleenex.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It's scotties.

I WISH FOR GAK TO HIT THE FAN.

**JamesGang**

Granted, Gak hits the fan, breaks the fan and causes it to fall on you, slicing into your eyes and permanently scarring you.

I wish to play magicka tonight.

**snurl**

Granted. You lose.

I wish evenings like this would just go on and on.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They never end.

I wish for a cool life.

**Eadartri**

Granted. You are stranded in deep space.

I wish for space aged beer.

**snurl**

Granted. It is 20 million light years away.

I wish for a cold case of Yuengling Traditional Lager.

**JamesGang**

Granted. It's in the liquor store cooler and you have no money to purchase it.

I wish to to go to knoebels amusement park again

**snurl**

Granted. It rains all day.

I wish to go there again too.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You have A good time there.

I wish my new bed would come today.

**Reinokarite**

Granted. It is dissassemble and have no screws, this specific screws will be delivered nex week.

I wish new Space Marine Codex will not steal more cool stuff from my Dark Angels.

**snurl**

Granted. Dark Angels are retconned out of the game entirely.

I wish for a return of the Squats.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. Only one returns.

I wish for everything

**JamesGang**

Oh boy...granted!

You receive every last drop of nothing. You lose! Good day sir!

I wish warlord did not feth up my $500+ order. How do you short someone five resin kraal walls?

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted, you fethed it up instead.

I wish for chips.