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@JamesGang: A quick Email to Warlord will sort that out fast, they are very good about replacing missing or wrong parts. Now you just need about ten more boxes of Zulus.

Granted. You get lots of lead paint chips.

I wish for the Pegasus Bridge set.

@Snurl - don't you worry. Email was sent right I videoed the opening if the box for posterity! I was shorted five ruined kraal walls and the dead horse. I could have lived without the horse. Warlord is tops in my opinion. Mantic is close but not yet fully. And yes, another 12 boxes of my Zulu brothers are being budgeted for. And I'm doing it all myself. I am truly now past insane.

Granted, you receive a warhammer Pegasus knight in a bridge with a unicorn. Just what you wanted!


I wish Frodo didn't tempt me with the onion rings

@JamesGang - you might want to look at Wargames Foundry in their Darkest Africa range for some more Zulus too. Maybe for leaders and character figures.

Granted. He tempted you with the magic ring instead.

I wish for some pizza tonight.

Granted. You get once slice.

I wish the thunderblog was more thunderous.

Granted. The thunderblog is way too thunderous. It cannot be read without hearing damage.

I wish green stuff didn't need to be primered.

Granted. It comes primered, but in green primer.

I wish for more wishes to corrupt and deny.

Granted. You re-read this thread from page one.

I wish for a quick night at work.

Granted, you are fired after punching in for being an overachiever.

I wish Warlord would email me back.

Granted. But it lands in your spam box.

I wish for a rolls-royce.

Granted, but it's 1:87 scale and damaged.

I wish for a Jag.

Granted. But its slow.

I wish for all dark places to have light.

Granted, humanity now sees its entirely ugly underbelly and gouges out its eyes in hatred and society tears itself apart for how disgusting and ruinous the race of mankind can be.

I wish I wasn't so heavy, Doc.

Granted. You hit KaptinBadrukk with a pie to the face. You feel better, so you do it a dozen more times just for fun.

I wish to fish slap somebody.

Granted but somebody hits back with a Mack truck. Kings to you Fernand.

I wish Angelo Cataldi would choke on a Crabby Fry flavored tuna can.

Granted. Unfortunatly you are trapped inside the can as he does.

I wish for lunch break.

Granted. Its 2 hours.

I wish to activate the EMH.

Granted, Snurl activates it first and releases ElectroMagneticHairspray


I wish i could get out of this can.

Granted. I help you.

I wish for PVC pipe.

Granted. You are buried under a truckload of it at Home Depot.

I wish for more fireworks.

Granted. You shoot them off.

I wish to play 40K today.

Granted. You get a game, and get tabled by turn 3.

I wish 30 goes well, and the 40th is even better.

Granted, after the party interim youngish the stairs

Wish I had less to share drink

Granted. You now have no drink to share. Problem solved.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener!

Granted. But you don't feel good about it.

I wish for a fan.

Granted. Young Timmy latches onto your leg whenever he sees you, and won't let go without a loud incedent.

I wish Crabs grew on trees.

Granted. But they are crab apples.

I wish for a good lunch today

Granted. It's of gak.

I wish I knew how good a name "Hard-faced Taylor" would be for a band.

Granted, you know how good it is when the records only sell in Zimbabwe.

I wish I had more Screaming Skull and Ushabti Bone paint.

Granted, but everything you touch becomes Bilious Green

I wish I was a baller

Granted. You are the one who sends the balls back in the bowling alley.

I wish mulch was not so heavy.