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**sing your life**

Granted, you get a perfect balance of the 2 factors, but then a sugar-rushed child suddenly ruins it.

I wish to go cycling.

**snurl**

Granted. You are stuffed into a laundromat washer. You do the soak, wash, rinse, and spin cycles.

I wish for a few cold beers.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. They are near absolute zero, and snap-freeze your internal organs.

I wish I could come up with a good wish.

**snurl**

Granted. You come up with the bestest wish ever, only to reel in shock and horror as it is corrupted in ways you never thought possible.

I wish for more free styrofoam scraps.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. They all range from the size of you Thumbnail, to the size of your pinkie and are all at least partially melted

I wish for the Mauler in MWO to come out sooner

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. It's first victim is YOU.

I wish Australia Post delivered on weekends.

**snurl**

Granted. They deliver on weekends, but not in your area.

I wish to find my other bits bag.

**Happyjew**

Granted. You find your other bits bag on ebay, being auctioned off by KaptinBadrukk. You cannot outbid the highest bidder.

I wish I had a living girlfriend who was easy on the eyes, madly in love with me and shared my interests.

**sing your life**

Granted, she's so madly in love that she murders you so no-one else can have you.

I wish I had not fallen off my bike.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You fall down the stairs instead.

I wish people didn't annoy me so much.

**snurl**

Granted. People do not annoy you, they just laugh at you.

I wish I had not spilled my bits all over the garage.

**sing your life**

Granted, you spilled your bits all over the sewers instead.

Wish = more people would post in the guess song lyric thread.

**korbenn**

Granted, but the lyrics are all terrible and obscure and no one guesses any of them, thus the thread dies a slow dead.

I wish I had my old job back.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted, but everyone secretly despises you and gives you impossible goals and 6 weeks to do them.

I wish for a fish.

**ZergSmasher**

Edit: Dang, I got Ninja'd there!

Granted. It is a shark and it bites your legs off.

I wish all the terrorists in the world would just kill each other instead of us good people.

**snurl**

Granted. But good people get caught in the crossfire.

I wish for better glue.

**korbenn**

Granted, but every shop that carries it has no more in stock.

I wish for more of these outrages bargains!

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You buy an outrage at bargain price. It escapes and goes on a killing spree.

I wish my family would play Warhammer with me.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. Your family plays with you, and your kids and their messy fingers ruin your beautiful models.

I wish junk food didn't make me get fat.

**snurl**

Granted. Breathing makes you fat.

I wish some celebrity would do something new and stupid, so the media would leave the confederate flag alone.

**sing your life**

Granted, it's so stupid everyone kills themselves.

I wish Kim Kardashion would be forced into prostitution.

**snurl**

Granted. You are her best customer. (I wouldn't go in there without a hefty steel sack)

I wish for less thunderstorms.

**sing your life**

Granted, this is because the Earth's magnetic field is dissipating, causing the ozone layer to float off into space and makes the planet uninhabitable.

I wish David Bowie would make a new album.

**korbenn**

Granted, David Bowie discovers new sounds so beautifull and alien he makes an album so good it makes all other music sound bland and boring.

I wish for a vacuum tube.

**sing your life**

Granted, but it then breaks and you can't get it fixed because all the repairmen have long since moved to transistors.

I wish for a kilo of crack.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. When you smoke it, it cracks your teef.

I wish I didn't have to switch my cat to a hypoallergenic diet.

**korbenn**

Granted, but now you have to switch to it.

I wish for I was not tired all the time

**sing your life**

Granted, now you are only tired when you are not supposed to be tired.

I wish more people would post on the "guess song lyrics" thread.

**korbenn**

Granted I just posted there. Now I am planning to post some nice obscure lyrics in the future. Ah who am I kiddin'

I wish Forgeworld resin was easier to clean and paint.

**sing your life**

Granted. It is very easy to paint and clean, but next to impossible to glue.

I wish to lean back and fire a gun.