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**ZergSmasher**

Granted. They somehow end up making it WORSE than Age of Sigmar.

I wish Flesh Hounds of Khorne didn't cost so much.

**sing your life**

Granted, they cost 1 pence less.

I wish more people would post on the Guess song lyrics thread.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They just post crap.

I wish I could install Plants VS Zombies 2 on my device.

**dannydakka**

After you download it the game crashes and cant be played
I wish for world peace

**dannydakka**

After you download it the game crashes and cant be played
I wish for world peace

**Verviedi**

sing your life wrote:
Granted. All over your models.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

Granted. It's terrible, and Orcs are OP.

I wish for crayons.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, they are all white crayons.

I wish for an uninterrupted nap.

**snurl**

Granted. You never wake up, people assume you are dead. One day you find yourself in a cozy, dark, confined space. Its a bit stuffy in there, so you attempt to find a way out..........

I wish so many people were not pretending to like AoS. Reminds me of the Emporer's new clothes.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. They actually like it. *shudders*

I wish I had a better computer.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it is a super-computer kept in a secret location that you can only access once a week.

I wish I had chocolate.

**Verviedi**

Granted. It is white chocolate.

I wish my cat could sit still.

**snurl**

Granted. Your stuffed cat is perfectly still.

I wish for less noise outside.

**sing your life**

Granted, there is less noise outside becasue the area has been decimated in a WMD attack.

I wish I knew what ejectulation based puns have to do with burn centers.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you are scarred by the knowledge.

I wish I could read faster.

**sing your life**

Granted, you read so fast the influx of infromation causes your eyes to catch fire.

I wish to lean back and fire a gun.

**Zognob Gorgoff**

Granted, you lean to far slip, the shot goes a stray and simultaneously starts a war, kills everyone you love and just for insult to injury hits you in the nuts...

I wish my work was more fun...

**sing your life**

Granted, it's fun*

I wish AOS would just feth off.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish to find the full version of an NSFW video.

**sing your life**

Granted, but your Mum catches you watching.

I wish I knew why Badrukk doesn't want to try to corrupt my wish.

**korbenn**

Granted. You find it, watch it, become physicly ill and are then arrested because it's also a highly illegal NSWF video.

I wish for a line of Command and Conquer miniatures that would go great as Imperial Guard proxy's

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It was because I didn't know how to corrupt it.

I wish my cat was purring.

**sing your life**

Granted, it is purring right now, but then immediatly stops.

Wish = No more AOS.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. There is no more AoS, but Geedubs replaces it with something even worse.

I wish there was no more crime in the world.

**snurl**

Granted. There is no crime, because everyone is busy playing AoS.

I wish GW would re-release all of their old classics.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. But they remake them so they are all gak.

I wish for Windows XP mode to set up faster.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it is so fast the computer catches fire.

I wish I had gone to bed an hour ago.

**sing your life**

Badrukk, you do see the logic fallancy you just made, right? If you're flat out refusing to even try to corrupt my wish.... how exactly do you know whether you have the knowledge to corrupt it or not?

Anyway TMWP you go to bed an hour ago, but never wake up.

I wish to firebomb GW HQ and get away with it.

**snurl**

Granted. Unfortunately GW was hosting a conference between all of the major game and mini manufacturers at the time and all were killed in the blast.

I wish you had used a bigger bomb.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it sets the atmosphere on fire and everyone dies.

I wish I had a chocolate milk of glass.

**snurl**

Granted. It shatters when you mistakenly try to drink it.

I wish for self trimming hedges.