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**sing your life**

Granted, they hate you and trim themselves into obsecene shapes to annoy you.

I wish KFC was more healthy.

**dannydakka**

They make them really unhealthy and most of the human race dies out due to obesity

**sing your life**

No wish. Fish slaps galore.

I wish for a bottle of mountain dew.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. But it is watered down.

I wish for nothing.

**snurl**

Granted. The Nothing from the Never Ending Story devours you.

I wish for the last Ice Cream Sandwich in the freezer to multiply.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, but the next generation doesn't taste as nice, and each generation gets more disgusting than the last as they multiply. Your freezer is now overflowing with terrible Ice Cream Sandwiches.

I wish for the next poster to corrupt this wish.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You get a fish slap as well.

I wish I could rap.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You rap like Eminem.

I wish that I didn't have to get a haircut today

**snurl**

Granted. You now WANT TO get a haircut today and every day from now on.

I wish my hair was still growing.

**sing your life**

Granted, it grows for 5 seconds and then stops.

I just wish I was special

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone says you are special. In fact, one day they take you to a special place for special people and put you in a special room with special padded walls.

I wish for one more vacation day.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. But your mom says you have to spend it preparing for school.

I wish TNB wouldn't respawn.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. He doesn't, cause the respawner is broke.

How is me learning to rap like Eminem a corruption?

I wish I could finish a game of 40k.

**snurl**

Granted. You know and use dozens of ways to finish a game of 40k. Sadly, none of them involve you winning.

I wish there are still good seats left for the concert.

**korbenn**

Granted you get the seats at a high price. The concert is than cancelled and there is no seat ticket refund.

I wish I was death.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You're the griN reaper.

I wish golden scratch-r wasn't a one time thing.

**snurl**

Granted. Its every ten minutes for the rest of time.

I wish I knew why Swords & Wizadry needed to be written.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You know. But you don't know how you know.

I wish I knew what Krustyburger was made out of.

**snurl**

Granted. You also know that you will never eat another, and that those you have already consumed will cause your demise.

I wish for a silencer for my Mime Rifle.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. But it doesn't work right.

I wish for the Tyranid codex to arrive soon

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. It is even worse than the last one.

I wish for GW to go back to making new 40k stuff instead of all this AoS nonsense.

**KaptinBadrukk**

granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish people would look at the link in my sig.

**korbenn**

Granted. People, including myself check the link and are not very impressed.

I wish for an extinction level event.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. 3 things go extinct.

I wish why Machu said I could

**Verviedi**

Granted. You immediately

I wish people could finish their sen

**Mackntosh365**

Granted. Now everyone speaks in run-on sentences

I wish I had something useful to say.

**snurl**

Granted. You know when to say when.

I wish my airbrush had not rusted.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. It still doesn't work.

I wish it wouldn't be so humid where I live.

**snurl**

Granted. The humidity there is stuck at zero, everything dries up and blows away.

I wish my backup airbrush was a double-action.

**Paint_To_Redemption**

snurl wrote:
Granted. The humidity there is stuck at zero, everything dries up and blows away.

I wish my backup airbrush was a double-action.

Granted, but the double action is jammed beyond repair.

I wish I could paint/play 40k for a living.