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**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You have the ability to think of good ideas, but everyone else percieves them as bad ideas.

I wish to find more torrents

**Verviedi**

Granted. You are tracked, arrested, and thrown in jail by the FBI.

I wish I could help people be happy.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You help certain people be happy.

I wish I cold change to Riker.

**2BlackJack1**

Granted, but you're Riker 40 years into the future, and have developed many bad health problems.

I wish I knew what to spend 20 dollars on.

**SirSweetroll**

Granted, but then the 20 dollars disappears

I wish I had a lightsaber

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you are arrested for possession of an unregistered weapon and it is destroyed.

I wish for ponies.

**SirSweetroll**

Granted, but you are executed for the highest of all crimes on Terra... worshiping the false Bronie gods above the Emperor

I wish my laundry would do itself

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You see what the laundry is doing to itself and you are scarred for life.

I wish I was better at Hearthstone.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you become so good you are banned for suspicion of cheating.

I wish to be in Rapture.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You're in the DS9 episode Rapture.

I wish for a good day

**korbenn**

Granted You are the only person left with good ideas and the world has become unbearably stupid to you. As people keep pestering you for your ideas your live becomes more and more depressing.

I wish to ride into the danger zone.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You ride into the danger zone, and die.'

I wish to come onto the right page

**sing your life**

Granted, it forces you to apologise and wipe it off.

I wish steam would work on my computer.

**jmurph**

Granted, it works marvelously and the rest of your system proceeds to crash, hardware in utter ruin.

I wish paper cuts didn't hurt so bad.

**sing your life**

Granted, they don't hurt at all, meaning you don't notice it until you bleed to death.

I wish people would post on the "guess song lyrics!" and "revamped war!" threads.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, they only post for five minutes.

I wish I had never installed Windows 10.

**snurl**

Granted. You installed the Mac OS instead.

I wish to finish the mask.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It hurts when you put it on.

I wish for the 4 word story thread to end.

**SirSweetroll**

Granted, but a three word story thread begins

I wish I had a wizard beard

**korbenn**

Granted. As soon as it ends the 3 and 5 word story threads start and they both are much worse.

I wish I could find the missing episodes of The Cinema Snob.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You find them, but don't think highly of them

I wish for croutons

**jmurph**

Granted. They are full of ebola.

I wish for a first world problem.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It's the worst first world problem ever.

I wish to go to Rogue Trader

**TheCustomLime**

Granted. Your iPad explodes which then causes you to spill coffee all over your smart phone

I wish my guard army was fully painted.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. But it is painted poorly.

I wish TCL had come onto page 280 instead of 279

**snurl**

Granted. He does, but now page 279 only features images of you in compromising positions with other un-named forum members. The mods delete it and lock the thread, and you are a Dakka Pariah forever.

I wish for a McDonald's Buttermilk Chicken Sandwich.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, but it is a cardboard cut out (However it is still just as nutritious)

I wish this episode of The Great British Bake-Óff would download already.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. But instead of 'Great British Bake Off' you find you have downloaded 'The Great British Break Off', a series about british people breaking pencils.

I wish for a lit match

**sing your life**

Granted, a gust blows it out 3 planck times later.

I wish to take full control of my fate.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted, you take full control of your fate, but remember:
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I wish for a huskier voice.