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**sing your life**

Granted, your girlfriends uses google and discovers all you messed up porn related results.

I wish I was in the army now.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You are killed instantly.

I wish for a pet fly

**sing your life**

Granted, it wipes gak on your doritos.

I wish I had a pet penguin.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. It craps all over your house.

I wish for no more posts about CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You instead get posts about hurricanes.

I wish for the Defiant.

**sing your life**

Granted, whenever you try to do anything he denies you access.

I wish I had an attractive but cute girlfriend.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, she dumps you immediately.

I wish Plasticard was available in Malaysia.

**sing your life**

Granted, it's £20,000 per square metre from the dark web market.

I wish for pancakes! OMNOMNOMNOM!

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They're strawberry pancakes with boysenberry syrup.

I wish for Codex Avatar Room to be real

**sing your life**

Granted, it is full of useless choices with a 1 or 2 really overpowered units.

I wish there was a ranking track for Warmachine Retribution.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. But nobody uses it.

I wish that I wasn't going to be stopped

**devinple**

Granted, not even gravity can hold you back and you fly off the planet. Of course, you can't even be stopped by yourself, so have fun.

I wish I knew when stock prices were about to change.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You know, but no-one believes you when you tell them that GW's stocks are about to skyrocket due to their secret plans to reinstate Warhammer Fantasy, 40K Epic and BFG.

I wish that GW actually had secret plans to bring back Fantasy, Epic, and BFG.

**snurl**

Granted, they will bring them back in a merchandising tie-in with Papa John's. You will have to consume insane amounts of their "product" to earn enough points to build an army.

I wish for more Mordheim.

**sing your life**

Granted, it based upon Age of Sigmar.

I wish for to play Bass Guitar.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, sounds terrible.

I wish for a new Upright Bass.

**sing your life**

Granted, it sounds even terribler.

I wish the GW fanboys would admit AOS is a Warmahordes rip-off.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. When they do, everyone plays it.

I wish for CBS CID to unblock videos

**sing your life**

Granted, they reblock them 3 seconds after.

I wish I'd stop responding to KaptinBadrukk.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you never get the ability to post in Forum Games again.

I wish more people would consistently play Forum Games.

**sing your life**

Granted, they don't follow the rules.

I wish to do this!

**snurl**

Granted, you do this, then that happens. And you get a fish-slap too.

I wish i had not spilled the crazy glue.

**sing your life**

Granted, you spilled the stark raving mad glue instead.

I wish I was immune to being ninja'd.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You are for 3 seconds.

I wish my room was messy again.

**sing your life**

Granted, that wish doesn't need corrupting.

Wish Taco Bell was purged from the world.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. Everyone goes on strike.

I wish for snow

**sing your life**

Granted, you freeze to death.

I wish I was an expert climber.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, there is nothing to climb.

I wish to be pirate.

**snurl**

Granted. You are caught and hung in a Gibbet.

I wish Warlord Games had Plastic Artillery Kits for Bolt Action.

**sing your life**

Granted, they are not accurate.

I wish for a bowl of Krave cereal.