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Granted. It rots in your mouth.

I wish for people to PM me for the naming list.

Granted, they act rude in their PMs to you.

I wish people would subscribe to me if I started a youtube channel.

Granted. They then incessantly post garbage comments and stalk you mercilessly.

I wish for ultimate power.

Granted. You don't know what to do with it.

I wish for bones minis.

Granted, but you find them annoying to work with.

I wish I had the necessary tools and materials to repair my friend's guitar.

Granted. When you are done with it, it resembles a banjo.

I wish to get this thing out of my garage.

Granted, it is now in your living room.

I wish Tzeentch Daemonkin would come out sooner.

Granted. It is the worst codex GW has ever released.

I wish GW would make a new kit for Tau XV8 Crisis suits.

Granted. They make them look like SPHESS MEHREENS and make them out of Citadel Bubblemix.

No wish. All citadel now look like SPESS MEHREENS and are made out of bubblemix.

I wish GW would go back to using white metal.

Granted. They also raise the price 400%.

I wish GW would rehire the Perry brothers for WH mini sculpts.

Granted. Nobody buys them.

I wish for a quantum

Granted. As the Quantum force builds it creates and eternity vortex and then divides itself by zero. The world is sucked inside out and everyone is killed.

I wish for a Panzer II ausf F

Granted, you have a full scale Panzer II F stolen from a museum. They want it back.

I wish for accurate model kits.

Granted. You get disturbingly accurate model kits of Kanye West.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted. Hours are now 30 minutes long, meaning 48 hour days, but you also have to work twice as many hours.

I wish for a cold refreshing Labatt Blue.

Granted, but you didn't wish for a glass, so it spills everywhere.

I wish Battlefront miniatures were a likeable company.

Granted; a day later they get bought out by an even worse company.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted. You don't like what you are reading in their minds.

I wish for the others to PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!!!!

Granted. Everyone prepares for Ramming Speed. Nothing happens. They decide to slap you with fish instead, at ramming speed.

The project has been delivered, BTW.

I wish I had enough time to build something else before I have to give up the garage to Mrs. Snurl's car for the winter again.

Granted, you built a 1:1 scale model of Justin Bieber.

I wish I knew where my hot dog went.

Granted. When you discover where its been, you no longer want to eat it. Or touch it for that matter.

I wish to find a Nazi Gold Train buried in my backyard.

Granted, it's contents are taken by archeologists and you never get a cent of it.

I wish GW would focus more on Tzeentch Chaos Marines.

Granted, there are £70 for 5 basic CSM.

I wish Chaos Space Marines would be squatted.

Granted. 40k is squatted in favor of GWs new flagship game, Warponies!

I wish fresh Cider was available year-round.

Granted. It is. But it winter, it tastes bad.

I wish for ISIS to be destroyed.

Granted, it is absorbed into the Taliban.

I wish the Buggles had been more successful.

Granted. Now you and 2 other people know what the hell you are talking about.

I wish the rain would hold off until Sunday.

Granted, Sunday in 4202.

I wish Youtube would work on my computer.

Granted, but everything else stops working. I wish for cheese.