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**War Kitten**

Granted, it is now the 2nd most useless piece of software.

I wish that a White Dwarf subscription wasn't so expensive.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted, the subscription price goes down, but the magazine is now only 5 pages, and four of those are advertisements for new products.

I wish my FLGS would start carrying White Dwarf more reliably.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but the prices sky rocket to obscene levels.

I wish I could paint better.

**snurl**

Granted. You paint like Picasso, but only on walls and huge canvases.

I wish the Paris attacks had not happened.

**sing your life**

Garnted, it turns out all ther people now saved were in a secret plot to revive Hitler in the body of Cthulhu.

I wish I hadn't missed the Paradox Interactive steam sale.

**DevoutGuardsman**

Granted. You miss every other sale instead.

I wish Deathclaws weren't so damn hard to kill.

**sing your life**

Granted, they are now too easy to kill.

I wish I was less lazy.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you are now super industrious, but everyone else becomes super lazy instead.

I wish I wasn't so dang tired in the mornings.

**sing your life**

Granted, you're now tired at any time other than morning.

I iwsh I could emit powerful vibrations at will.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but when you do so you are arrested by the government and experimented on.

I wish I could fly

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you are transmogrified into a pigeon for life.

I wish GW would start selling their web-exclusives in stores.

**sing your life**

Granted, they're really overpriced.

I wish FW would lower there free delivary limit to £50.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but they raise the rest of their prices 200%

I wish Forgeworld had lower prices.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, shipping costs two hundred pounds.

I wish my legs didn't hurt so much.

**War Kitten**

Granted, your arms hurt instead..

I wish more people would get involved in the Forum Games

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you can no longer get involved instead.

I wish there were more movies like Se7en.

**snurl**

Granted. None of them make any sense. Morgan Freeman's career is ruined.

I wish this blasted thing would finish up.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but then they start it up again in another thread.

I wish for Dwarves to get their AOS Battletome

**sing your life**

Granted, it sucks.

I wish the theories about ISIS being funded by the US to cause trouble in Middle East so the latter can steal all the oil there were true.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, Russia declares war.

I wish for a jam filled doughnut.

**War Kitten**

Granted, it is beet flavored jelly though.

I wish for a hamburger

**snurl**

Granted. You get a perfect Hamburger. Before you may access it, you must complete a gauntlet of deathtraps, nasty guardians, and impossible challenges. Hurry now, or it may get cold.

I wish to see another concert soon.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but it is of a band you hate and their music ends up sounding horribly.

I wish that I had the New Star Wars Battlefront game.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted, but you suck terribly at it and always have a terrible K/D ratio.

I wish I was better at 40k.

**snurl**

Granted. You are the best at 40K. You are suddenly kidnapped and taken to the Eye of Terror to show them how its done.

I wish my packages would arrive.

**DevoutGuardsman**

snurl wrote:
Granted. You are the best at 40K. You are suddenly kidnapped and taken to the Eye of Terror to show them how its done.

I wish my packages would arrive.

Granted. There has been a mixup in the delivery, however, and you have been given 5 sets of the Cards Against Humanity Literal Bull**** edition.

Damnit, no wish. I wish I could finish designing my Only War Imperial Guard regiments.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but nobody wants to play only war with you

I wish I had more free time

**sing your life**

Granted, you have an extra second of it.

I wish I was a great cook.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but then the price of ingredients increases drastically, forcing you to eat TV dinners

I wish some people would post over in the Legionnaires on Terra thread.

**sing your life**

Garnted, but they only posted adverts for kitchens.

I wish to play Cards against Humanity.