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**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted. 40k Sigmar.

I wish for many a thing. (A metric many, mind you)

**War Kitten**

Granted, you get all of those things. But they are not quite what you wanted exactly.

I wish that I had enough money to pick up the new Betrayal at Calth Board Game

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, as you are walking home it spontaneously combusts.

I wish for more free time.

**snurl**

Granted. You are sent to an Antarctic Weather Station for an indeterminate period, alone.

I wish to begin my Frostgrave Soldiers.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you never finish them.

I wish Scott Westerfield would expand more on his Leviathan series.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but they aren't available in your country.

I wish my college workload was lighter

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you have less time to work, keeping the stress level the same.

I wish I had more to spend on models.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. Unfortunately, there are no longer any stores near you that sell models.

I wish I could be an astronaut.

**snurl**

Granted. You are an astronaut, however you forget to fasten your helmet on your first space-walk, ending your career prematurely.

I wish to remember all the rules I've read.

**sing your life**

Granted, you've broken them all and are now going to be hauled away by the secret police for "re-education".

I wish I hadn't learnt about Rapelay.

**snurl**

Granted. Instead you learned about Fish-Slaps, the hard way.

I wish I hadn't heard about that either.

**sing your life**

Granted, it was because you are now deaf and so can't hear abut anything at all.

I wish Medieval 2 had steam achievements.

**DevoutGuardsman**

Granted. It has one achievement that everyone soon earns because it's so easy to get.

I wish to stop failing Willpower checks so often in Dark Heresy. What's the point in psyking if you can't even cast anything?

**sing your life**

Granted, but everyone suddenly loses all interest in playing Dark Heresy, so you don't have to take any willpower checks at all.

I wish David Cameron would die!

**master of ordinance**

Granted. That wish in incorruptible as I too wish for him and all his rich b%"£(^d friends to die as well.

I wish for a fresh cup of tea

**War Kitten**

Granted, unfortunately you spill it on the way out of your kitchen.

I wish for the stock Leman Russ to not suck so much.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted, GW buffs it into the stratosphere in the next AM codex (making its gun a Str. D large blast) and everyone hates you for playing it.

I wish for 40k to become more balanced without becoming like AoS.

**snurl**

Granted. 40k is precisely balanced. Now no one who plays has anything to bitch about, so they lynch you instead.

I wish I could hear better.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted. You now have ear trumpets attached permanently to your head.

I wish for a copy of FALLOUT 4.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a photocopy of Fallout 4.

I wish to play the Witcher.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you get to play as much as you like... At 3 FPS.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my girlfriends birthday.

**War Kitten**

Granted, she forgets yours instead.

I wish I had a copy of Fallout 4 too

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it is badly scratched.

I wish for less homework.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You get kicked out of school permanently, so no more homework!

I wish for less complaints about 40k.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, everyone loves it unconditionally, and it starts to get on your nerves.

I wish for hot chocolate.

**War Kitten**

Granted, it burns your tongue.

I wish for the Eldar hate to end

**sing your life**

Granted, but you don't like the taste.

I wish I hadn't just been Ninj'd.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you're always way too late to comment, so you never get ninj'd

I wish Dark Eldar were a stronger army

**sing your life**

Garnted, they're now so overpowetred they make 5th edition Gay Knights look balanced.

I wish GW would stop raising prices.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, they reduce the number of models per. box.

I wish iTunes weren't the single most useless piece of software.