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**War Kitten**

Granted, but the Pumpkin explodes when you touch it.

I wish for a decent 40k movie to come out

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it is not available in your country.

I wish for post-it notes.

Off topic:

TheCloverLord wrote:
Granted. Sarah Palin videos you both (from her backyard) and sells the tapes to gay porn companies.

I don't see how this is corrupting it...

**Happyjew**

Granted. Someone posts post-it notes all over your car resulting in something like

Since a previous wish got corrupted and turned me into a girl, I wish I was a sexy Sister Superior of the Adeptas Sororitas.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you are eaten by Tyranids.

I wish for a copy of the Communist Manifesto.

**snurl**

Granted. You have the original copy, all five bags of it, since it had been run through a shredder back in 1907.

I wish Halloween would last more than one night.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. It is Halloween every night, and you quickly get tired of too much candy and those pesky neighbor kids.

I wish for more Tau miniatures.

**Tactical_Spam**

Granted, but they are all breachers

I wish the beach wasn't so sandy

**War Kitten**

Granted, it's volcanic ash

I wish for more Imperial Guard miniatures

**Tactical_Spam**

Granted, they are all made of poorly casted resin

I wish the burnt leaves smell in my house would go away

**War Kitten**

Granted, it's replaced by the smell of burnt rubber

I wish for better weather

**snurl**

Granted. The weather is perfect for hurricane watchers.

I wish Mantic would get their act together.

**DevoutGuardsman**

Granted. Moments later, the world ends as the paradox tears the universe apart.

I wish for more novels like Ciaphas Cain where everything isn't totally Grimderp.

**snurl**

Granted. There are more novels like Ciaphas Cain where everything isn't totally Grimderp. Unfortunatly they are in audiobook format only, and only released in Cantonese.

I wish I did not have to wait for Mantic.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. But the models are of such horrific quality that you swear off the hobby for life.

I wish for that sweet Mauser 1918 AT rifle that I see every day at my work placement.

**snurl**

Granted. you get the Mauser, but it is soon stolen by chavs who run off and get into all kinds of trouble with it.

I wish I had time to fire my Wickham.

**master of ordinance**

Granted you do, but it misfires and the round detonates within the breach, fatally wounding you.

I wish to chase after those Chavs and retrieve my precious *Golum noises*

**War Kitten**

Granted, you retrieve it and then promptly fall off a cliff

I wish for a good Guard Codex

**1hadhq**

Granted. The IG is now extra-OP, telling people you consider to play IG makes them run for the hills..

I wish for CiV 6 to be superior in every way to CiV 4 and 5.

**master of ordinance**

Granted, it is. However it requires a quantum level computer to play.

I wish that both myself and my gun survive the cliff drop unharmed and return to my house safe and that my house itself is safe (damnit Dakka, what do I have to do to get my dream gun?)

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You and your precious gun survive and reach your nice safe house safely, but then you realize that the gun was just a little kid's toy gun all along.

I wish for no more wishes about the gun.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, they are now all about bombs.

I wish to go to the moon.

**War Kitten**

Granted. But you didn't pack a space suit.

I wish for more wishes

**snurl**

Granted. You get unlimited corrupted wishes, and a fish-slap for trying to break the game.

I wish for more kittens.

**DevoutGuardsman**

Granted. They are daemonic kittens that reduce you to an unrecognisable pile of meat in seconds.

I wish I could actually motivate myself enough to do schoolwork. Damnit dakka, why are you so addicting?!

**master of ordinance**

Granted. Tiny terror battle kittens all after your blood. You are chased by this wave of furry cuteness until at long last your legs give out and you are swarmed by the unending tide of kittens. You are torn to shreds and eaten by tiny and cute monsters.

I wish that I could wish more about guns

**War Kitten**

Granted, you may wish more about guns, but absolutely nothing happens.

I wish that I could have that cat that snurl posted.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted,it smites you in battle.

I wish for the greatest great sword in all of tamriel.

**Happyjew**

Granted however, you must defeat a Daedric Lord in unarmed combat to claim it.

I wish for my copy of the Ghostbusters board game in perfect condition to arrive on Monday.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. It arrives, in perfect condition, on the surface of Mars.

I wish for GW to replace all their Finecast models with plastic kits.

**snurl**

Granted. They are released as new foolproof 1 piece plastic kits, of far less quality than their finecast counterparts.

I wish GW would stop and reboot.