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**NoPoet**

Granted, but they look crap.

I wish I could publish a stalker novel.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, nobody likes it.

I wish I had a nicer case for my PC.

**snurl**

Granted. You have an Alienware case, but a DX386 CPU.

I wish to have more Mordheim figures to paint.

**LethalShade**

Granted. You have way too many of them.

I wish to have a decent president.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. He is assassinated shortly after being elected.

I wish for politicians to become more honest.

**snurl**

Granted. They all admit their wrongdoing and step down. Now there are no politicians.

I wish everyone would come and visit me at
www.jasonswoods.com

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. Everyone sees who you really are, and ignore you.

I wish my grandfather hadn't died.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted, but you have to take his place in the skeleton war.

I wish I was 6'8".

**Tactical_Spam**

Granted but your legs are four feet long.

I wish CSM would not suck

**War Kitten**

Granted, but all the CSM models are fugly

I wish Guard would not suck

**Tactical_Spam**

War Kitten wrote:
Granted, but all the CSM models are fugly

I wish Guard would not suck

(good thing Im fine with the current ones)

Granted but the only unit you can use is ratlings and scout sentinals.

I wish Eldar werent cheese

**snurl**

Granted, Eldar are not cheese at all. In fact, the act of deploying them results in voluminous laughter. Memes about rubber eldar bullets abound, they are soon dropped by GW because their sales drop like a rock.

I wish to awaken from the nightmare that is AoS.

**LethalShade**

Granted. You now have to play "Ultramar40k : Dawn of Cato Sicarius", entirely conceived by Matt Ward.

I wish for more inspiration.

**snurl**

Granted. A Slannesh cultist abuses you in horrible, unspeakable heathen ways every time you slow down.

I wish to scare the daylights out of at least 1000 people tonight.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They scare the living daylights out of you next.

I wish Patrica wasn't threatening land.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. It's threatening you instead.

I wish I could afford Citadel paint.

**War Kitten**

Granted. But the only color available is bright pink.

I wish GW would release some FAQ's

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. They nerf your army into the ground, making it basically unplayable.

I wish to roll more 6s when I play 40k.

**snurl**

Granted. All you can roll is sixes. You auto fail every leadership test you must take.

I wish that scaring people for money could be done year round, not just Halloween.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it is made illegal.

I wish that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was as good as the original films.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. They re-release all the other films to be more like KOTCS, therefore making it as good as all the other films.

I wish Incredibles 2 would be released sooner than 2019.

**snurl**

Granted. It is released tomorrow, its a 45 minute half finished mess. And its in Japanese, with English subtitles.

I wish my feet were not so sore after a long night of Halloweenery.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. Now everything but your feet is sore.

I wish no parts of my body were aching.

**snurl**

Granted. You're dead.

I wish for scary movies all year long, not just in October.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, they are terrible, low budget Malaysian movies.

I wish to be Putin's boyfriend.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. Sarah Palin videos you both (from her backyard) and sells the tapes to gay porn companies.

I wish I actually knew what I was talking about.

**snurl**

Granted. You are the world's foremost authority on fruit flies. On any other subject, you know squat.

I wish GW would revive the Squats.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. Prepare for SQUAT MEHREENS!

Since I can't wish for infinite wishes, I'll wish for infinite genies.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but the genies only speak Portugese.

I wish that I could decide between Eldar and Dark Eldar

**snurl**

Granted. After weighing the merits of both, you make a decision which seems appropriate, but haunts you in hindsight forever.

I wish for a bigger pumpkin.