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Jan: Ultramarines
Feb: Space Wolves
Mar: Black Templars (ugh, second founding--but they do have their own codex and how hot would the girl be for this month?)
Apr: Emperor's Children--springtime for Tzeentch
May: Dark Angels
Jun: Blood Angels
Jul: Salamanders
Aug:
Sept: Alpha Legion
Oct: Night Lords
Nov: Imperial Fists
Dec: World Eaters

You know EC are Slaanesh, right?

Jan: Ultramarines
Feb: Space Wolves
Mar: Black Templars
Apr: Emperor's Children
May: Dark Angels
Jun: Blood Angels
Jul: Salamanders
Aug: Rainbow Warriors. Finally it won't be such an embarrassing name!
Sept: Alpha Legion
Oct: Night Lords
Nov: Imperial Fists
Dec: World Eaters

Thanks for the correction. Golden Throne, what a mistake! I must not have been thinking. Someone get a commissar to shoot me.

Well to keep this thread from recuperating into something like the usual femarine threads, I think we better go ahead and describe the visual content of each month's picture.

Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb:
Mar:
Apr:
May:
Jun:
Jul:
Aug:
Sept
Oct:
Nov:
Dec:

Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb:
Mar:
Apr:
May:
Jun:
Jul: Salamander dressed like a sexy (female) firefighter.
Aug:
Sept
Oct:
Nov:
Dec:

Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb:
Mar:
Apr:
May:
Jun:
Jul: Salamander dressed like a sexy (female) firefighter.
Aug:
Sept
Oct:
Nov: Oiled girl in yellow and red polka dot bikini smeared with slight grease and dirt holding a sledge hammer.
Dec:

Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb:
Mar:
Apr:
May:
Jun:
Jul: Salamander dressed like a sexy (female) firefighter.
Aug:
Sept
Oct:
Nov:
Dec: World Eater getting a new Chainaxe from Santa?

@Eidolon: Impressive. Most impressive.

Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb:
Mar:
Apr:
May:
Jun:
Jul: Salamander dressed like a sexy (female) firefighter.
Aug:
Sept
Oct:
Nov: Oiled girl in yellow and red polka dot bikini smeared with slight grease and dirt holding a sledge hammer.
Dec: Hot psychotic babe in torn santa outfit bursting from giant backage on top of hill of skulls with twin chainswords "Milk for the milk god! Cookies for the cookie throne!"

Female Space Marines? No.
Female Chaos Marines? Yes. (Warp, as the OP mentionned)
Female Imperial Guards? Yes.

Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb:
Mar:
Apr: Girl in pink and black striped bikini, wearing headphones and smoking/drinking. A rather impressive bulge is noticeable in her pants.
May:
Jun:
Jul: Salamander dressed like a sexy (female) firefighter.
Aug: Rainbow warriors were aztec. So how about a latina with a stone knife and a multi-colored feather bikini.
Sept
Oct:
Nov: Oiled girl in yellow and red polka dot bikini smeared with slight grease and dirt holding a sledge hammer.
Dec: Hot psychotic babe in torn santa outfit bursting from giant backage on top of hill of skulls with twin chainswords "Milk for the milk god! Cookies for the cookie throne!"

The EC one is perfect. Frighteningly perfect.

Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb:
Mar:
Apr: Girl in pink and black striped bikini, wearing headphones and smoking/drinking. A rather impressive bulge is noticeable in her pants.
May:
Jun:
Jul: Salamander dressed like a sexy (female) firefighter.
Aug: Rainbow warriors were aztec. So how about a latina with a stone knife and a multi-colored feather bikini.
Sept: Twin hotties in blue and green plaid school girl uniforms back to back holding hands and giving the camera a pouty, smoldering look. One is winking.
Oct:
Nov: Oiled girl in yellow and red polka dot bikini smeared with slight grease and dirt holding a sledge hammer.
Dec: Hot psychotic babe in torn santa outfit bursting from giant backage on top of hill of skulls with twin chainswords "Milk for the milk god! Cookies for the cookie throne!"

Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb:
Mar:
Apr: Girl in pink and black striped bikini, wearing headphones and smoking/drinking. A rather impressive bulge is noticeable in her pants.
May: A woman dressed in traditionally men's clothing.
Jun:
Jul: Salamander dressed like a sexy (female) firefighter.
Aug: Rainbow warriors were aztec. So how about a latina with a stone knife and a multi-colored feather bikini.
Sept: Twin hotties in blue and green plaid school girl uniforms back to back holding hands and giving the camera a pouty, smoldering look. One is winking.
Oct:
Nov: Oiled girl in yellow and red polka dot bikini smeared with slight grease and dirt holding a sledge hammer.
Dec: Hot psychotic babe in torn santa outfit bursting from giant backage on top of hill of skulls with twin chainswords "Milk for the milk god! Cookies for the cookie throne!"

Sisters of battle are a less played army anyway. Just play them.


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Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb:
Mar:
Apr: Girl in pink and black striped bikini, wearing headphones and smoking/drinking. A rather impressive bulge is noticeable in her pants.
May: A woman dressed in traditionally men's clothing.
Jun:
Jul: Salamander dressed like a sexy (female) firefighter.
Aug: Rainbow warriors were aztec. So how about a latina with a stone knife and a multi-colored feather bikini.
Sept: Twin hotties in blue and green plaid school girl uniforms back to back holding hands and giving the camera a pouty, smoldering look. One is winking.
Oct: African girl in skin tight fetish gear, holding a whip, with shading to obscure her widely grinning face.
Nov: Oiled girl in yellow and red polka dot bikini smeared with slight grease and dirt holding a sledge hammer.
Dec: Hot psychotic babe in torn santa outfit bursting from giant backage on top of hill of skulls with twin chainswords "Milk for the milk god! Cookies for the cookie throne!"



I'm not a lesbian it just looked like fun....

@CanonnessRory: I don't completely get yours. Must be a lesbian thing.

Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb: Freckly red head in a horned helmet and wearing a fur, bone, and ceremite bikini decorated with wolf skulls chugging a stein of mead and leaning on a battle axe. Oh, and she's standing on a pile of dead orks while it snows.
Mar:
Apr: Girl in pink and black striped bikini, wearing headphones and smoking/drinking. A rather impressive bulge is noticeable in her pants.
May: A woman dressed in traditionally men's clothing.
Jun:
Jul: Salamander dressed like a sexy (female) firefighter.
Aug: Rainbow warriors were aztec. So how about a latina with a stone knife and a multi-colored feather bikini.
Sept: Twin hotties in blue and green plaid school girl uniforms back to back holding hands and giving the camera a pouty, smoldering look. One is winking.
Oct: African girl in skin tight fetish gear, holding a whip, with shading to obscure her widely grinning face.
Nov: Oiled girl in yellow and red polka dot bikini smeared with slight grease and dirt holding a sledge hammer.
Dec: Hot psychotic babe in torn santa outfit bursting from giant backage on top of hill of skulls with twin chainswords "Milk for the milk god! Cookies for the cookie throne!"

Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb: Beastiality. (SKIMPY) Fur Coats. Bear traps? Maybe.
Mar:
Apr: Girl in pink and black striped bikini, wearing headphones and smoking/drinking. A rather impressive bulge is noticeable in her pants.
May: A woman dressed in traditionally men's clothing.
Jun: Sexy vampire chicks with very revealing black latex.
Jul: Salamander dressed like a sexy (female) firefighter.
Aug: Rainbow warriors were aztec. So how about a latina with a stone knife and a multi-colored feather bikini.
Sept: Twin hotties in blue and green plaid school girl uniforms back to back holding hands and giving the camera a pouty, smoldering look. One is winking.
Oct: African girl in skin tight fetish gear, holding a whip, with shading to obscure her widely grinning face.
Nov: Oiled girl in yellow and red polka dot bikini smeared with slight grease and dirt holding a sledge hammer.
Dec: Hot psychotic babe in torn santa outfit bursting from giant backage on top of hill of skulls with twin chainswords "Milk for the milk god! Cookies for the cookie throne!"

BT get stripper with templar symbols over her nipples?

Jan: Blond Ultra-chick in powerbikini saluting the flag of Ultramar.
Feb: Freckly red head in a horned helmet and wearing a fur, bone, and ceremite bikini decorated with wolf skulls chugging a stein of mead and leaning on a battle axe. Oh, and she's standing on a pile of dead orks while it snows.
Mar: A stripper with Maltese Crosses over her nipples. And a sword, probably.
Apr: Girl in pink and black striped bikini, wearing headphones and smoking/drinking. A rather impressive bulge is noticeable in her pants.
May: A woman dressed in traditionally men's clothing.
Jun: Sexy vampire chicks with very revealing black latex.
Jul: Salamander dressed like a sexy (female) firefighter.
Aug: Rainbow warriors were aztec. So how about a latina with a stone knife and a multi-colored feather bikini.
Sept: Twin hotties in blue and green plaid school girl uniforms back to back holding hands and giving the camera a pouty, smoldering look. One is winking.
Oct: African girl in skin tight fetish gear, holding a whip, with shading to obscure her widely grinning face.
Nov: Oiled girl in yellow and red polka dot bikini smeared with slight grease and dirt holding a sledge hammer.
Dec: Hot psychotic babe in torn santa outfit bursting from giant backage on top of hill of skulls with twin chainswords "Milk for the milk god! Cookies for the cookie throne!"



I AM COMPLETE!

Well, if that doesn't derail this awful thread I don't know what else will. But I warn all of you: I'm not above using this space to script out a femarine porno if you keep up this heretical nonsense. (But I won't be goaded into it, for the pervs that wouldn't be deterred by that.)

My fapping hand is at the ready sir. Do write away.

Lol. Or, I guess we could just get the thread locked for being creepy. Either way.

@ Manchu

I'm not sure why you would want to derail the thread in such a way.....if you don't like the conversation, why not just not get involved?

Still, I guess thats a good few hours of your life that you've wasted....

@ Orkeosaurus

Yeas, I follow your arguments, and in the main I agree. If you read my previous, early posts, my suggestion to the OP was to leave well enough alone with the Marines, and concentrate rather on creating his own army, moulded to which ever gender he wants......

It seems however, that you're against female "super soldiers" whether they be Marines or not (if I have understood correctly?)....if I'm correct, then I really don't follow your logic at all.

Whether an army of Imperial Assassins (or their equivalent) seems like an impossibility to you or not, is hardly the point, we're talking about a Sci Fi fantasy game, and psuedo science babble can account for such an occurance.....the point here, and the point I've been making from the start really, is that the only limitation in this hobby is your imagination.....

Personally im not against female marines as a general idea. But the fact is that taking the amount of drugs and hormones required to be marines means they would hardly look like women anymore. So whats the point. Most people realize this. Then people want to model huge boobs and tiny waists so the girls look like whatever females were in the most recent anime they watched. I have an issue with this, as its stupid.

Delephont wrote:It seems however, that you're against female "super soldiers" whether they be Marines or not (if I have understood correctly?)....if I'm correct, then I really don't follow your logic at all.

There are many different levels of "super soldier". Between the brainwashing, constant training, and rare equipment, the Sisters of Battle could easily be considered super soldiers. They're certainly far more dangerous than the standing army of nearly any planet.

I'm against thin, cute, sexually attractive females being made into a force equivalent to Space Marines, within the confines of the 40k universe.

Whether an army of Imperial Assassins (or their equivalent) seems like an impossibility to you or not, is hardly the point, we're talking about a Sci Fi fantasy game, and psuedo science babble can account for such an occurance.....

And I can account for an army of dancing ham sandwiches. You see, the Emperor had a pig who he loved very much, and he made the pig a primarch... Anyone can make up a justification for anything. How many movies have you seen that take place in "the real world" and have ghosts or aliens or magic? You can always account for it, if there are no standards.

What matters is what's good thematically. Making an army entirely composed of people who are only ever deployed individually (outside of games of Apocalypse) due to such extreme skill and rarity is stupid. It's like making your Chapter Master more powerful than the Emperor. It's like making your Imperial Guard platoon kill off twice their number in Chaos Terminators with "tactics". It's bad writting.

@Delephont: You call that calendar list a waste of hours of my life? That idea is one of the best things (or only things, more accurately) to come out of one of these femarine threads! As for why the thread is ridiculous, please see Eidolon's post directly below yours or Orkeosaurus's posts above. You're a dakka vet, Del, you know there is no new ground on this topic. I'd welcome a femarine thread that actually produced something, like Doctor Thunder's fan fic about the Blood Widows (incredibly long and contentious femarine thread here, actual content here) or pics of something an intrepid modeler has already put together (as I think Doctor Thunder had). Point being, searching the forum brings up plenty of pre-existent discussion on this topic. While we're at it, does anyone want to chime in on Chaos Tau, the Two Lost Legions, or what happened to the Squats?

Now to begin making good on my threat . . .

Manchu Pictures presents:

In the grim darkness of the future, there are only whores.

W40k: SAPPHOMUNDA

Scene 1 -- Covent Sanctorum on Ophelia VII: the room is dark, the sisters are buxom; sisters are gathered around a large stone table

Dramatis Personae: Mother Superior; a stern MILF, Sister Hottenbotherd; the eager one, Sister Swallows; very flexible, Sister Barely; just turned 18

[Sisters are giggling and talking; enter Mother Superior; she cracks a riding crop on the table surface]

Mother Superior: I've called this meeting to address the issue of the Space Foxxx chapter of female Space Marines.

Sister Hottenbotherd: (with much pout) It's not fair! We're supposed to be the only daughters of the Emperor worthy of power armor!

Sister Swallows: Those impious harlots are stealing a heretical amount of attention from us!

Mother Superior: (darkly, with sexy conviction) Yes, they must be punished forthwith.

Sister Barely: But how, mother superior?

Mother Superior: There is only one option. We must disguise ourselves as Slaaneshi cultists and corrupt their flesh.

Sister Swallows: But mother superior, we don't know anything about Slaanesh worship or the unclean arts.

Mother Superior: That is why I have obtained this, the Codex Kamasutricus, from the librarium of forbidden texts! And these modified excrutiator wands!

[all initiates gasp and huddle together in a sexy, fearful fashon]

Sister Hottenbotherd: (lips quivering) You mean, we will be forced to do unnatural things . . .

Mother Superior: For the Emperor! Remove your power armor, sisters.

[sororitas-on-sororitas nastiness ensues]

Sister Hottenbotherd: What will we do now that we have studied the ruinous positions?

Mother Superior: We will employ these demonic powers of seduction on the Space Foxxx Marines. Then I will call on an old friend for help.

Sister Swallows: Who, mother superior?

Mother Superior: Inquisitor Ron Jeremy of Ordos Libido!

The problem with female marines is that people end up expecting work of this subtlety and quality


It's been done already.

@ Manchu:

nice sisters. Wouldnt they be purged?

Maybe a sacrifice is needed to get rid of that femarine foxxys.

We could detract this thread to female chaos tau or squats are the unknown legion or another x VS y or good or evil poll.

But still the sillyness of "fantasy super heroes" in a universe of super killy weaponry surprises me.
Its the grimdark and it is only war. That means none shall live. So those super heroes gonna be as dead as the common guardsmen,
maybe later than sooner but still dead.

May i suggest again female IG........

no superpowers, but need's time and work.

@ 1hadhq: As to whether the Sisters of Porn, I mean, Battle would be purged for practicing the "unclean arts," I'd reckon that Inquisitor Jeremy is a radical and so thinks that that averting chaos justifies employing chaos. Maybe he and Sister MILF worked together in the past and she was already familiar with his . . . style. Or maybe Ordos Libido is like a sexy Witch Hunters and the whole porno is just about testing the loyalty (and other prowess) of the Space Foxxx chapter.

To paraphrase Delephont's view of 40k background, the only limit to porn is your imagination . . .

Hey, and good point about the female Guard. It really says something about this topic that no one ever brings up the entirely justifiable ranks of female IG but this femarine nonsense is constantly discussed.

Im gonna start an army of female chaos necrons. They escaped their tomb world, and have allied with a rogue splinter fleet of the tyranids. Together they must carve a path to the tau empire to warn them of the impending doom of the galaxy.

For modeling i will use a mix of crons with boobs sculpted on them. In addition because of the cron/nid tech sharing wraiths will be ravenor models. And pariahs will be genestealers. Anyone who thinks this idea is stupid is a fluff nazi and needs to get a life ^___^



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Also, to express my fetish for dominatrix robot on lizard action, all models will be modeled with appropriate sexual stuff.

Don't just stand there, man. Mount them on Cold Ones!

Manchu wrote:It really says something about this topic that no one ever brings up the entirely justifiable ranks of female IG but this femarine nonsense is constantly discussed.

Manchu, it's the internet. Put a bunch of hormone filled teenagers in the same area and watch as these topics spring up regularily. We could castrate them all, but then we'd be no better than the Tau

Manchu wrote:Don't just stand there, man. Mount them on Cold Ones!

Exactly

The xenos cant allow the imperium/choas to have all the cavalry units.

metallifan wrote:Manchu, it's the internet.

I know, I know. I'm contrbuting. Did you read my script for the first scene of Sapphomunda? (Just trying to fit in, ya know.)

1hadhq wrote:The xenos cant allow the imperium/choas to have all the cavalry units.

But to counter the threat of Cold One-mounted ladycrons, the Imperium gets hulking femarines for the commissars to ride around on, right?