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Brother SRM wrote:God there's a lot of misogyny in this thread.

Yep.


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metallifan wrote:
Brother SRM wrote:God there's a lot of misogyny in this thread.


I'm not sexist - I hate equally!

Excellent.

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I would threat her with my banhammer to get out of my house.

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IvanTih wrote:I would threat her with my banhammer to get out of my house.


You're not Yakface! You don't have a banhammer!

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I would dump that person in a heartbeat, not because of my love for the hobby but because if it reached that point they obviously don't respect me and care about me for being me.

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metallifan wrote:
IvanTih wrote:I would threat her with my banhammer to get out of my house.


You're not Yakface! You don't have a banhammer!

I have a replica which has 99& of the original banhammer power.

Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.

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Ghost in the Darkness wrote:I would dump that person in a heartbeat, not because of my love for the hobby but because if it reached that point they obviously don't respect me and care about me for being me.


Bingo.

THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
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Tell her to Tits or GTFO quite simply.

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Do like the cave men did..hit her on the head w/ your club! Then drag her back to your cave..(by the hair..if you drag her by the feet it fills up w/ dirt :( !!!)

No really.. my gf is the coolest so she wouldn't do that to me (i hope).. Shes told me on more than one occasion that my nerdy hobbies are attractive

what can i say? i'm a lucky mofo

*she makes sure i have extra special morning *wink wink**

<TopC> - Would you let me get away w/ moving broadsides 6'' then saying i used relentless?<Gwar> - no <TopC> - but its raw? :p you cant argue raw <Gwar> - yes its raw <TopC> - but you just said no? <Gwar> - OH U!<TopC> - lol im putting this convo in my sig gwar saying no to raw! No one will believe me
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TopC wrote:anyone ever stop to think that CC is over powered?
I am quoting this for truth. (See, I can occasionally share sentiment with you, TopC )
 
   
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TopC wrote:*she makes sure i have extra special morning *wink wink**



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metallifan wrote:
TopC wrote:*she makes sure i have extra special morning *wink wink**




its Amazing ...makes pretty much every day a good day

<TopC> - Would you let me get away w/ moving broadsides 6'' then saying i used relentless?<Gwar> - no <TopC> - but its raw? :p you cant argue raw <Gwar> - yes its raw <TopC> - but you just said no? <Gwar> - OH U!<TopC> - lol im putting this convo in my sig gwar saying no to raw! No one will believe me
Skinnattittar wrote:
TopC wrote:anyone ever stop to think that CC is over powered?
I am quoting this for truth. (See, I can occasionally share sentiment with you, TopC )
 
   
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TopC wrote:

its Amazing ...makes pretty much every day a good day


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Texas

now you're just being obnoxious....

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Anyone that posts something akin to "I have lots of sex. With my GF. My real one." is fair game for some good old fashioned captioned-picture fun in my book

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Texas

i hate you.......not really though, it's all in good fun


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SideEffect46 wrote: i hate you.......not really though, it's all in good fun



Precisely. I'm not saying anything rude, just putting it out there that that sort of info isn't really necessary.

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Texas

you mean you don't like it when other people talk about what their wife/girlfriend does for them in the bedroom?

that's heresy! which is fine with me.

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It's not that I disapprove of it, I just don't think everyone needs to know.

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I would leave her and never speak to her again because she is not the right girl then. Not that I could speak to me again. She would die on account of being in contact of a Plague Marine.

*snigger*


Let the galaxy burn.

 
   
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She was sitting w/ beside me when i posted it.
She laughed.
Thats exactly how she woke me up this morning.

<TopC> - Would you let me get away w/ moving broadsides 6'' then saying i used relentless?<Gwar> - no <TopC> - but its raw? :p you cant argue raw <Gwar> - yes its raw <TopC> - but you just said no? <Gwar> - OH U!<TopC> - lol im putting this convo in my sig gwar saying no to raw! No one will believe me
Skinnattittar wrote:
TopC wrote:anyone ever stop to think that CC is over powered?
I am quoting this for truth. (See, I can occasionally share sentiment with you, TopC )
 
   
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metallifan wrote:

Anyone that posts something akin to "I have lots of sex. With my GF. My real one." is fair game for some good old fashioned captioned-picture fun in my book



Let the galaxy burn.

 
   
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My wife plays 40k too, so there's no resentment for the hobby. When I go to a tournament, she hangs out and chats or watches, or goes shopping but generally doesn't play (because she doesn't like tournaments).

However, if I were dating or married to a woman who gave me that kind of ultimatum, she would go out the door, or I would. It has nothing to do with 40k in itself, but the fact that if you're in a relationship where your other half gives you ultimatums for anything at all, you're in the wrong relationship.

If your girlfriend says "me or 40k, you choose" you're obviously dating the wrong girl.

   
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ZacktheChaosChild wrote:
metallifan wrote:

Anyone that posts something akin to "I have lots of sex. With my GF. My real one." is fair game for some good old fashioned captioned-picture fun in my book


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Gwar! wrote:
ZacktheChaosChild wrote:
metallifan wrote:

Anyone that posts something akin to "I have lots of sex. With my GF. My real one." is fair game for some good old fashioned captioned-picture fun in my book




Is up with that primate?

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THIS

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Gentlemen, we can now officially declare this


Excellent work all around

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Texas

haha nooooooooo anything but that!

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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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*Watches as an Aquilia loaded with =I= Stormtroopers swoops in and Evacs Gwar! from the thread before anyone can make the connection*

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