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(looks around)

Hmm, sure there was supposed to be something here.

Im loving the red skin effect. Never has an ork looked more sinister and evil. Great idea!

monkeytroll wrote:(looks around)

Hmm, sure there was supposed to be something here.

Curse you! You got my hopes up for an update!

Look, look, look guys. I'm busing wasting hours on Black Ops, I don't have time for this . When I find the time, most likely on the weekend, I'll do a post detailing everything I'm working on at the moment (WITH PICTURES). Also, I'll be changing the plog title a bit (SO MANY WORDS), so keep your wits about you when looking for it. Oh, and monkeytroll: Here's a rubber band to play with, it may make the gaping update-void a little less important for a while

Peace out,
Your Big Boss Hadook'n Av'n-ja

Weekend? We just came out of a weekend.

We did?


....How long have I been out?

Really cool man =) Your battlewagon seems to be fairly awesome, looks very orky indeed!

Thank you, just need to paint up the MG orks and it's finished!
God only knows when that'll happen

*Door creaks open, man steps into white room*

Hm. So this is my plog. Not many people here. Not really any content anywhere....Hm....Doesn't really seem like anyone's looked in here for a while. I couldn't blame them, I haven't really put much in here. The furniture is out-dated and worn. No one wants to look at the pictures hanging around any more. It seems my advertisements have all been pushed back to page 100.

I suppose if I walk away and shut the door quietly, no one will ever realise I had come back.....




BUT THEN THEY WOULDN'T SEE THE UPDATES!

*Dons top-hat and moustache*
HELLO, dear friends and familiars, and welcome back to my plog! It's about to go through some renovations, so let me give you a list of what to expect the next time you visit!

If you take the hall to your left all the way down to the end, you'll see a new exhibition which showcases every project I'm currently working on, including, but not limited to:

-A battle wagon.
-An ork air-control bunker with launch pad and kontrol tower.
-A Hill
-A sculpted big mek with KFF (Yeah Arakasi, it's still happening!)
-A fully-kustomised squad of boyz including:
*Roadie Runnin' big shoota boy!
*War-crazed bezerka
*Hardn'd war vet'r'n minus an arm.
*Medic! Medic! Mmmedic!
*Chainsaw-armed guy directing the charge
*Bad-ass boy dual-wielding axes with nail in his head.
*And more!
-Three Deffkoptas
-Terminator Nobz!
-Some twisted Mek creations!
-Warbuggy V2: Tha Arma'd Boar!
-My very own game type (Imprahvized Demmalishun)
-Objective markers for my game type
-Objective markers for all game types!
-Objective markers coming out of your ears!
-Barricades!
-Walls!
-Fences!
-A warboss (Kog the destroya!)
-Possibly another squad of boyz
-A pointy customized space marine sergeant
-Possibly the rest of my infamous Nob Squad
-Some WH40K art
-UPDATE: And a scratch-built 40k table!
-And maybe a diorama or two....or three
-Alotsa Spaghetti!
AND MOOOORREEE

So come one, come all, and enjoy your next stay at the Blood uv Mork Museum, where updates really can come true!

Your gonna make more regular updates! No foolin'!

Yay, I always liked these guys and I subscribed to this thread ages ago (back during that mystical era where I bothered to update my Plog). Lookin forwards to seeing these creations of yours and I know I won't be dissapointed.

Thanks for your kind words of encouragement!

/wanders down left-hand hall

Hmm, I think you might want to have a word with the curator HA, the exhibits seem to have gone walkabout.

OMG the grots stole all the stuff!

Awaiting piccies eagerly

I'm 'ere! Now where'z da loot? Grotz stole it? I'm gonna 'aff ta go pound me a kill'n kan... (saunters off again...)

No, no, no. The gretchin didn't steal the exhibit, the grinchin stole CHRISTMAS! You can only view the exhibit if your avatars don the patented Morkmas hats and you spin around three times...(or you could give me a minute to go catch those thieving grots and get my photos back)

But seriously guys, where are your Morkmas hats? All the biggest an'most shootiest bosses are wear'n em!

EDIT: There's a lot on my list, so what do you guys want to see most? I'll do those ones first.

A sculpted big mek with KFF!

Anything else, guys?


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Guess not. Will take some pics and will post them over a few days as to not burn up all my material in one update.

NO PICS TODAY! Therefore no pics for about a week. Goin on holidays! Rest assured, once my camera starts working there'll be pics by the trukk-load. Thzse Gork-damn grots ave gon an stolen mah kamera'z worky gubbinz an' tha bitz wot do the thingz.

'Do you ever get that strange feeling of deja vu?'


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'Do you ever get that strange feeling of deja vu?'

No


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No


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Oh wait - yes!


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Don't worry HadoukenAvenger - we are just all jealous of the insane awesomeness you will kindly bestow on us sometime in the future...

You know what really sucks?

When half your state is TEN FOOT UNDER WATER.


Also, when your camera breaks right after you promise regular updates GOD WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO MEEEEEE?????

I'm sure it will be worth the wait, everything looks amazing, and you've pulled off the red orks with style my friend. Can't wait to see whets next!

Why, thank you! Just a heads-up, updated the list!

Hey guys, camera's fixed! Taking some pics, should be up by tomorrow! Also, http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?HadoukenAvenger

Well, I was going to wait with anticipation, but I'm not sure that is possible anymore, what with recently joining the shambling, grey-skinned legions of the undead...

Yeah, waiting is pretty hard with so many brains to consume.
Pics hopefully in about an hour.
Not much waiting required.

Go eat some brains.

Looks at watch

Looks at post

Looks at watch again

Looks at post again

Raises eyebrow

Wanders off for a bit

Oh, balls.
I forgot. GIMME SOME TIME.

I now dub thee "HadoukenTeaser"!

Imma bolt a red 'T' for teaser to my avatar to forever mark me as the bringer of false hope.