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Do not believe the lies of the Daemon; for the Daemon is fickle and only seeks to work for the Ruinous Powers. To listen to the Daemon is a heresy in itself. Heresies which are an affront to our God-Emperor. Put your faith in the God Emperor and his Imperium and work hard in His name; so that we may stand against the wretched tide of filth and evil that threatens our very existance.

It may take a day, a year, or forever; but eventually the Ordo Malleus will defeat Chaos. When that happens; we; Ordo Hereticus will have expunged every filthy degenerate heretic and will execute him in the name of the Glorious God-Emperors will. The Emperor Protects. ALWAYS. Have faith.

I have to say... i have no morals so killing billions of people for godhood... thats gd (does that make me a bad person?) I ='d also worship slannesh as he is the coolest god ^^

Red Comet wrote:I would never turn from the Imperium of Man it'd be like turning against your own kind and no one likes traitors.

Also why would you want to be a Daemon? Do you really want to look like that for the rest of your life?

you do realise daemon are basically immortal, when you kill them they simply return too the warp and get reborn again (if there gods wants too let them return).

yevix wrote:

Red Comet wrote:I would never turn from the Imperium of Man it'd be like turning against your own kind and no one likes traitors.

Also why would you want to be a Daemon? Do you really want to look like that for the rest of your life?

you do realise daemon are basically immortal, when you kill them they simply return too the warp and get reborn again (if there gods wants too let them return).

yes, and the GD model is pretty cool.

Never
These are the things I'd strive to be instead of heresy:
-Space Wolves- Don't really follow Imperial rule and they are
-Rouge Trader- Better than anything chaos can offer

I mean come on people! Look at chaos!!!

NamTaey wrote: Never
These are the things I'd strive to be instead of heresy:
-Space Wolves- Don't really follow Imperial rule and they are
-Rouge Trader- Better than anything chaos can offer

I mean come on people! Look at chaos!!!

Why not Radical Inquisitor, a psyker that is pretty much independent

Wardragoon wrote:

NamTaey wrote: Never
These are the things I'd strive to be instead of heresy:
-Space Wolves- Don't really follow Imperial rule and they are
-Rouge Trader- Better than anything chaos can offer

I mean come on people! Look at chaos!!!

Why not Radical Inquisitor, a psyker that is pretty much independent

I don't know, they seem kind of... you know insan* AHHHH!!!! I DIDN"T MEAN IT I"M SORRY I'M AHH!!!!!!!!

*Insane. They don't really float my boat

NamTaey wrote:

Wardragoon wrote:

NamTaey wrote: Never
These are the things I'd strive to be instead of heresy:
-Space Wolves- Don't really follow Imperial rule and they are
-Rouge Trader- Better than anything chaos can offer

I mean come on people! Look at chaos!!!

Why not Radical Inquisitor, a psyker that is pretty much independent

I don't know, they seem kind of... you know insan* AHHHH!!!! I DIDN"T MEAN IT I"M SORRY I'M AHH!!!!!!!!

*Insane. They don't really float my boat

How do you kill Nurgle deamons? they always seem to have some huge gaping grievous wound already that would overkill anyone else.

xXSir MontyXx wrote:

NamTaey wrote:

Wardragoon wrote:

NamTaey wrote: Never
These are the things I'd strive to be instead of heresy:
-Space Wolves- Don't really follow Imperial rule and they are
-Rouge Trader- Better than anything chaos can offer

I mean come on people! Look at chaos!!!

Why not Radical Inquisitor, a psyker that is pretty much independent

I don't know, they seem kind of... you know insan* AHHHH!!!! I DIDN"T MEAN IT I"M SORRY I'M AHH!!!!!!!!

*Insane. They don't really float my boat

How do you kill Nurgle deamons? they always seem to have some huge gaping grievous wound already that would overkill anyone else.

I guess you'd have to...

PURIFY IT!

xXSir MontyXx wrote:

NamTaey wrote:

Wardragoon wrote:

NamTaey wrote: Never
These are the things I'd strive to be instead of heresy:
-Space Wolves- Don't really follow Imperial rule and they are
-Rouge Trader- Better than anything chaos can offer

I mean come on people! Look at chaos!!!

Why not Radical Inquisitor, a psyker that is pretty much independent

I don't know, they seem kind of... you know insan* AHHHH!!!! I DIDN"T MEAN IT I"M SORRY I'M AHH!!!!!!!!

*Insane. They don't really float my boat

How do you kill Nurgle deamons? they always seem to have some huge gaping grievous wound already that would overkill anyone else.

I'm thinking you can always do this to them, IG would just use baneblades

I like to play Chaos, but if 40k were reality, I would reamin loyal to the Imperium.

Mustela wrote:

Red Comet wrote:

Mustela wrote:

Red Comet wrote:I would never turn from the Imperium of Man it'd be like turning against your own kind and no one likes traitors.

Also why would you want to be a Daemon? Do you really want to look like that for the rest of your life?

1) My fellow traitors would like me... I think... maybe... if I killed lots of daemons...

2) People have wnated stranger things...

Your fellow traitors would loathe you the more powerful you became and would most likely attempt to betray you to get closer to daemonhood rather than help you.

I honestly can't think of anything that might be weirder than wanting to look like that.

Alright then, crush my dreams.

I can think of many stranger things.

I apologize. I don't mean to crush dreams. Merely put them into perspective.

I'm glad I can't.

yevix wrote:

Red Comet wrote:I would never turn from the Imperium of Man it'd be like turning against your own kind and no one likes traitors.

Also why would you want to be a Daemon? Do you really want to look like that for the rest of your life?

you do realise daemon are basically immortal, when you kill them they simply return too the warp and get reborn again (if there gods wants too let them return).

Yeah I know that, but immortality isn't all that great in my opinion. I view it as a curse not a blessing.

someone explain what a rogue trader actually is please



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Oops allready asked srry

Malice wrote:someone explain what a rogue trader actually is please



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Oops allready asked srry

space explorer pretty much

You have to wonder how much the inquisition actually helps if you subtract all the megalomaniac flying rodent gak insane inquisitors from the ones that actually mean well.






BTW if anyone asks I never said this. *runs away*

You have to wonder how much the inquisition actually helps if you subtract all the megalomaniac flying rodent gak insane inquisitors from the ones that actually mean well.

"The weak will always be led by
the strong. Where the strong cry
out against fate, the weak bow
their heads and succumb. There
are many who are weak and
many are their temptations.
Despise the weak for they flock to
the call of the Daemon and the
Renegade. Pity them not and
scorn their cries of innocence - it
is better that one hundred
innocents fall before the wrath of
the Emperor than one kneels
before the Daemon."

- First Book of Indoctrinations

Wisest words I've ever heard. Suffer not the heretic to live. Glory to the God-Emperor and His Inquisition!

It's the insane ones that help the most!

That's the funny thing, the Radical's Handbook ostensibly portrays certain factions, particularly the Xanthites and Istvaanians, as sort of gray villains. Except when it goes into detail about their beliefs, and the projects they've enacted, their beliefs are revealed as right. An Inquisitor can use heretical knowledge and devices safely, and strife (on a small scale) does produce stronger, more competent fighters for the Imperium.

I'd be a heretic.

I rather die living a life,rather than being a slave to the Emperor.

Besides if I become a Daemon Prince I can go have fun waging war for all eternity.

something I do want to note is that the odds of becoming a daemon prince are probably less than becoming the next Alexander the Great, just saying

Chaos nah wtf the point, id hire some ork freebooters and say cock it lets go nuts lol

Orks kick arse chaos licks it lol

gloomygrim wrote:
Chaos nah wtf the point, id hire some ork freebooters and say cock it lets go nuts lol

Orks kick arse chaos licks it lol

Well said

This is becoming quite a tread... anybody know the longest dakka tread ever written?

And wisely said, if you serve chaos you lick ass ( o please my lord, may I pretty please have another mutation). If ur ork you give it. If ur emperial you take it in the ass.

I could never be a heretic... because the Emperor IS the one true master of mankind, and is holding back the warp from destroying the universe, so all the other races should worship him as well:
BUT THEY ARE NOT WORTHY!!!!

Imperator Gloriam

Of course! I'd rather live with mutations and being ANGRY ALL THE TIME, rather than be sacrificed to some old dead corpse just to keep him 'alive'.
Death to the false Emperor!
... wait.

Lord_Of_Morthan wrote:Of course! I'd rather live with mutations and being ANGRY ALL THE TIME, rather than be sacrificed to some old dead corpse just to keep him 'alive'.
Death to the false Emperor!
... wait.

Someone sounds like a Tau Sympathist......

Mr Nobody wrote:Does joining the Tau count as being a heretic? If so, then yes, I would join the Tau and be a heretic.

Though they seem to have secret agendas, the life style isn't that bad. Join the earth caste and stay away from the fighting, or maybe the air caste.

I'm pretty sure even consorting with alien races is considered heretical, let alone joining them.

If I had the choice I would turn heretic and join the Greater Good. I doubt the Ethereal Caste would let a person chose what caste they became apart of, but they would likely put you in a place where you aid the Greater Good the most.

Never!

My take on the Chaos gods
Khorne: some insecure tough guy who likes to try to make himself look all buff by wearing a million different skulls; same goes for his followers

Nurgle: Terminally ill Tim Burton's take on Jabba the Hutt with a million different STD's; whats the point of feeling no pain if a las cannon blew off your legs and you are unable to walk? A dreadnought(metal bawks) perhaps?

Slaneesh: Some Horny Hedonist that is the noob of the chaos gods and ripped open a hole in the fabric of space by being born

Tzeentch: some donkey-cave who can't make up his mind on anything

Yep, thats the general idea

All I have to say is that slaneesh, apart from being a noob cant make up his mind on anything either, mainly his/her/it's gender.

Rogue Trader all the way.

I won't be ...... i guess.
But actually doubting about it will make us heretics so, we all are heretics