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That's not how it happened.

We are all about to charge the zombies. They are breaking down the barricades. We are checking our weapons.

Im2: Alright people. Into position. We need to kill the necromancer controlling all the zombies (Melissia). He is in the middle of the horde. 10 seconds to go-time.

Asgeirr: I am NOT waiting ten seconds! LEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEENKINSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

DarkVoid: ARGGGGH! You Stupid D***** bag!

Im2: It's okay, he made a distraction, time to kill the 'mancer!

DarkVoid: Feth that, I'm going to go kill Asgeirr!

Asgeirr: Run Run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the Leeroy Jenkins man!

DarkVoid: *fires his gun at mob of zombies, hits only Asgeirr*

Asgeirr: FUUUUUUUUUUUU! You blew me leg off! *fires back*

DarkVoid: ARGGGGGGH! You blew ME leg off too!

Im2: *sigh* idiots...IMA GO KILL ME A NECROMANCER!

*Asgeirr and DarkVoid keep firing at each other*

*All the zombies suddenly die*

Asgeirr: we're...we're safe?

DarkVoid: *keeps firing at Asgeirr*

Asgeirr: Stop frickin' betrayin' me!

Im2: *takes the necromancers head, puts grenade inside, lobs at the idiots* teeheehee...

You shall fall before the inevitability of the American dialect,

even now, out culture spreads throughout the world.

who do we have to thank


why its the british

Thanks for conq-er-i mean colonizing all those different countries so they speak English.

now our ways of spelling shall slowly infect their everyday lives through the power of our media and marketing

Post-colonialism is a ...

yeah, we Americans got the good stuff.

everyone else got shafted.

Grey Templar wrote:You shall fall before the inevitability of the American dialect,

even now, out culture spreads throughout the world.

who do we have to thank


why its the british

Thanks for conq-er-i mean colonizing all those different countries so they speak English.

now our ways of spelling shall slowly infect their everyday lives through the power of our media and marketing

No.

We Canadians shall team up with the British, and spread it everywhere!

Then, the Americans will retaliate by firing nukes, and will fail CF style.

Do you think the Russians will let us borrow their time machine?
We can go back and kill Einstein...

Very nice work

Very good. Very good indeed.

I like IM2's version better... great work, mate! And yeah, the post colonial countries are getting more American... except for india and Canada.


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Oh, and Grey? You're wrong. The American Dialect spreads through the empire of evil- McDonald's!

I did say marketing

True enough. ANd you really do need to condense your sig, I can't read the last line.

funny, i can see the whole thing.

The last line is cut in half, so you can barely make it out.

@Gray Tampler

Yeah, I can't read the last line either. Must be your inane Americanisms...

I guess I should be glad you guys keep bumping my art for more people to see, lol.

Should have something new here in a while, but obviously have a few other non-40k projects going on as well.

@ Asgeirr, We only have our versions of the zombie apocalypse, we still need to see Grey Templar and DarkVoid write their...points of view...on the matter

Grey Templar declares that all vegetarians be strung up by their heels and force fed Big Macs.

When nicely fattened up, they shall then be used as zombie bait to lure them into Saudi Arabia.

all oil wells there will have the lids blown so the desert becomes saturated with oil.

once the zombies are there the oil shall be lit on fire to rid us of the zombie threat. we shall then drill more wells in Russia and the arctic to keep our chainsaws running and have a nice big wienie roast out in the desert. the cloud from the oil burning shall lead to a new period of global cooling as it shields the earth from the sun.

Grey Templar wrote:Grey Templar declares that all vegetarians be strung up by their heels and force fed Big Macs.

When nicely fattened up, they shall then be used as zombie bait to lure them into Saudi Arabia.

all oil wells there will have the lids blown so the desert becomes saturated with oil.

once the zombies are there the oil shall be lit on fire to rid us of the zombie threat. we shall then drill more wells in Russia and the arctic to keep our chainsaws running and have a nice big wienie roast out in the desert. the cloud from the oil burning shall lead to a new period of global cooling as it shields the earth from the sun.

*jaw drops...off*

That may be the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say, ever.

Grey Templar wrote:Grey Templar declares that all vegetarians be strung up by their heels and force fed Big Macs.

Would you really do that to me?

*grabs shotgun cannon*

@ DarkVoidof40k,

Also, I have read your signature and I am of the opinion that we fascist grammar enforcers must unite.

P.S., you misspelled grammar in your signature.

I think that may have been intentional...

However, GT said alot of smart solutions to our problems- global warming and war in the middle east- over at once!

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:I think that may have been intentional...

However, GT said alot of smart solutions to our problems- global warming and war in the middle east- over at once!

Semi-unrelated, I think the only way to bring about world peace are the angry marines. When Obama sees how angry they are, he'll be like "wow, and I thought I was angry (at the terrorists)" then all the world leaders will try to calm them down and when they listen to themselves, there will be peace.

When that fails, the AM will kill all of our leaders, and will rule our planet. They will be too angry for war, and will only be able to express themselves in blood showers (exactly what you think it is), powerfist-duels, screaming, and rage-gasms (where they fap so angrily that they "spray" pure anger [acid]).

I LIKE IT! ONly they shall be opposed by their arch enemies... the PRETTY MARINES!

Oh, and I just notived that in your version of the apocalypse, I am Leroy Jenkins. Pure Awesomesauce.

im2randomghgh wrote:@ DarkVoidof40k,

Also, I have read your signature and I am of the opinion that we fascist grammar enforcers must unite.

P.S., you misspelled grammar in your signature.

Indeed, we must.

As for spelling 'grammar' wrong - I didn't write that, it's a quote from Scrazza. *goes off to teach signature a lesson*

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:I LIKE IT! ONly they shall be opposed by their arch enemies... the PRETTY MARINES!

Oh, and I just notived that in your version of the apocalypse, I am Leroy Jenkins. Pure Awesomesauce.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU

1:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH7s2BYbUAo&feature=related


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If you want to experience my version of the apocalypse to the fullest, click the link and listen to every sound, in order, while reading my version.

http://www.instantsfun.es/

Oh, I've seen Leroy before... but I'll watch 'em later.

I notice that Darkvoid fixed his sig... and hopefully Scrazza, too.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:I notice that Darkvoid fixed his sig... and hopefully Scrazza, too.

He won't walk straight for a week. Not after what I did to him.. ah, praise the Lord that is me for the Spadegun.

I prefer applying a taser up where the sun don't shine, myself.

Scrazza? What/Who?

im2randomghgh wrote:Scrazza? What/Who?

He posts on Dakka.