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"Everything you have been told is a Lie." - Inquisitor

Lady_Canoness wrote:"Everything you have been told is a Lie." - Inquisitor

o.O

You blew my mind

"I dunno wut you been told, Stormboy mobs is mighty bold. We're da hardest of da lot. We make you lot look like Grots." - Stormboy drill-chant

"Do YOU hear the voices TOO?!"

'I can feel the warp overtaking me...it is a good pain!

- random Chaos Marine from Dawn of War I.

L. Wrex

"SPESS MEHREENS! WE AWR THE EMPRAH'S FUREH!"

random Blood Angel 1: "Oh look, the Necrons are here!"

random Blood Angel 2: "Sweet, those guys are CRAZY!"

blood drunk Blood Angel 1: "I know! PARTY!"

all: "WHOOOHOOO!"


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when life gives you khorne, make khornebread

Lady_Canoness wrote:"Everything you have been told is a Lie." - Inquisitor

Except that.

And that. And that. And that.

And that.

Omegus wrote:

Lady_Canoness wrote:"Everything you have been told is a Lie." - Inquisitor

Except that.

And that. And that. And that.

And that.

Well the most important thing that the IoM has not had publicly released is the fact that the Emperor was a drag queen in his spare time

From the UM movie, as chaos warriors charge the UM squad:

Ultramarine: "The Emperor protects."
Apothecary: "Having a loaded bolter never hurt either."

"The Emperor Protects, and having a loaded bolter never hurt either." ~ Ultramarines the movie right before the battle on the hill.

"So the good Inquisitor senses no chaos here... The Imperium is indeed fortunate that such keen eyed eagles stand vigil over her gates...." Marine Captain looking at an altar with a sacrificed guardsman upon it.

"Learn what? Chaos does not teach, it misleads and it betrays..." Verbal backhand to a Librarian from his Captain.

"Beans and Khornebread; i love me some beans and khornebread'

me right in this post. And yes i do like beans and Khornebread.

"I hate them not because they hate me, but because they are incapable of good, honest Human hatred."

"I was like you once, exactly like you. I was born with a strong body and a stronger mind. I wanted to be somebody, but the universe is so vast and there is always someone stronger. Was it a stranger, who told you there was something more? Some old book or a half-remembered rumor? Perhaps you sought it out yourself because you were convinced it had to be there.
The Word Bearers found you willing, I would imagine. Maybe you found them. They told you about the power you could gain and they showed you, and you believed them. You're stronger, you're braver, you can face anything. The gods just asked that you forget a few of the things you never believed in anyway. Chaos is an unlimited source of power that you can tap into and they ask next to nothing."

- Arguleon Veq

-Sincerely Viri

"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath."
-Marneus Calgar

While not badass per se it did make me chuckle
' Guardsmen are neither particularly smart nor sociable. They more than make up for this with their ability to make things die in loud and unpleasant ways' Dark Heresy core book

"Smart thinking. I am sure Haegr had no part in that."
"A beating, Torin. Within an inch of your life..."
Banter between Haegr and Torin

"I see you are trying to start a new fashion in boots."
"I left my tankard by the bed when I lay down for a nap. I must have stood in it when I sprang manfully into action to challenge any who mock my good name."
Torin and Haegr banter again...

I love Torin and Haegr banter XD pretty much everything they say is up there on my list.

Norserune wrote:"Smart thinking. I am sure Haegr had no part in that."
"A beating, Torin. Within an inch of your life..."
Banter between Haegr and Torin

"I see you are trying to start a new fashion in boots."
"I left my tankard by the bed when I lay down for a nap. I must have stood in it when I sprang manfully into action to challenge any who mock my good name."
Torin and Haegr banter again...

I love Torin and Haegr banter XD pretty much everything they say is up there on my list.

That being said they really do deserve their own series.

Lady_Canoness wrote:"Everything you have been told is a Lie." - Inquisitor

Sooo...... There's no cake then???

I would buy a book detailing Haegr and Torin alone >.< I'm glad the series got two very distinct characters instead of Sven who ended up more of a comic relief with his "bloody" comments *sigh* but, I wish they would have resolved him better as well. Good reads none the less

Innocence proves nothing.

"THE CAKE IS A LIE"(portal) that actually isnt 40k, but we were talking about cake earlier

I'll look in my rulebook tonight I am currently eating THIS


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Wisdom leads to Heresy

Walk softly, and carry a big gun...

Walk softly and carry a loaf of DOOMBREAD

is that quote 40k? because it reminds me alot of teddy roosevelt quote"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far"

Cheese for everyone!

Ubi est mea anaticula cumminosa? - Wheres my rubber ducky?

Its gone.

No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear!