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2012/01/30 22:43:00
Subject: What would you get the Queen for a present?
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Frazz....Scotland doesn't need dangerous animals.
It's got the Scots.
Australia has all the dangerous animals because it's safer there for them than Scotland.
Touche'
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/01/30 22:44:00
Subject: What would you get the Queen for a present?
The rest of your post was all a bit too yellow triangle.
Am I the only one that finds statements like this supremely ironic when 99.9% of mattyrm's posts are in fact disparaging remarks full of reference to rape, killing "brown skins" and whatever other pithy things he can think to spout off about?
Yeah I know he is given a free pass for some reason by the mods who apparently have bought his whole "shoots from the hip/look what a cheeky Brit I am" shtick, but really, glass houses Mattyrm, glass houses...
You as well? Didnt you read the first post? Your boring me. Go get in line with all the other thread bombers fantasising about murdering a pensioner and a head of state.
Ill tell you what, send me a PM when your grandmother dies and ill be sure to pop along to the funeral and piss on her grave. If im too late and she has already snuffed it, send me the address of the grave yard and ill go dig her up and spread eagle her skeleton across your car bonnet.
I'm sure you think i'm being rude now, well come on fairs fair. Its only an old lady who has never done me any harm and I've never met before either.
I'm surprised you and your ilk aren't still dragging your knuckles. Seems evolution works on royalist monkies too
Should get with the times and see how royal families only hold nations back. All those doctors/nurses/scientists/cops we could fund. Maybe we could even get a decent army.
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2012/01/31 00:04:28
Subject: What would you get the Queen for a present?
Now Diana...THERE was a royal we could have kept. She actually gave a feth about the ordinary people. She did all sorts of charity work. Well...until the royals got her murdered. Then the way they treated her after she died...it was shocking. (But totally expected).
If she was made queen...I'm sure the majority of anti-royal sentiment would have left.
2012/01/31 00:07:45
Subject: What would you get the Queen for a present?
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
2012/01/31 00:13:48
Subject: Re:What would you get the Queen for a present?
Mr Hyena wrote:Now Diana...THERE was a royal we could have kept. She actually gave a feth about the ordinary people. She did all sorts of charity work. Well...until the royals got her murdered. Then the way they treated her after she died...it was shocking. (But totally expected).
If she was made queen...I'm sure the majority of anti-royal sentiment would have left.
Are you really saying that the Royals do no charity work? That the rest of the Royals didn't care about the ordinary people. That is unbelievably ignorant.
Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me.
2012/01/31 00:18:36
Subject: Re:What would you get the Queen for a present?
Mr Hyena wrote:Now Diana...THERE was a royal we could have kept. She actually gave a feth about the ordinary people. She did all sorts of charity work. Well...until the royals got her murdered. Then the way they treated her after she died...it was shocking. (But totally expected).
If she was made queen...I'm sure the majority of anti-royal sentiment would have left.
Are you really saying that the Royals do no charity work? That the rest of the Royals didn't care about the ordinary people. That is unbelievably ignorant.
They didn't care even 5% of what Diana did. Ignorant? its fact.
Hell, I'd kick Al-Fayed in the balls for train fare and a sandwich.
Why? cause they murdered his kid?
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2012/01/31 00:20:47
Subject: What would you get the Queen for a present?
Albatross wrote:Wow, this thread has certainly attracted the classier specimen of Dakkanaught, hasn't it?
Bravo. They should use threads like this as bait for OTHER forms of vermin.
Hey man, I was going to originally suggest him getting you sauced up and serenade the dear old soul.
Now doesn't that lump you in with the rest of the specimens mister high and upitty?!?!
"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
2012/01/31 00:20:50
Subject: What would you get the Queen for a present?
Mr Hyena wrote:I wouldn't waste my time reading news papers when all the information is online.
Tell me, is there a youtube video I can watch about it?
"There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious—makes you so sick at heart—that you can't take part. You can't even passively take part. And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all" Mario Savio
2012/01/31 00:31:56
Subject: Re:What would you get the Queen for a present?
How can you get reliable qualitative data on a dead person's motivations from the internet?
Has the singularity happened and I missed it?
Nah, you can see it on the videos of her visiting various kids, africa etc.
Compare it to the ones with the queen and big ears...and well...they look like they are gonna get a heart attack because of all those 'peasants' around them
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2012/01/31 00:32:44
Subject: What would you get the Queen for a present?
More have died in the name of normality than ever for strangeness. Beware of normal people.