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2012/02/14 04:51:23
Subject: Re:Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
IronChaos wrote:Heresy inside heresy, that's my favourite.
Yo, I heard you like heresy, so i put my heresy in your heresy, so you can commit heresy while you commit heresy.
You could have made that very wrong with the change of a suffix
fix'd
I was actually thinking:
Yo dawg, i heard you like heretics, so I put some heretics in your heretics, so you can commit heresy while you commit heresy
You can commit heresy very easily these days... never expect the Spa-... er, the Imperial Inquisition! But even they can't grasp the true form of heresy inside heresy.
2012/02/15 15:12:41
Subject: Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
IronChaos wrote:You can commit heresy very easily these days... never expect the Spa-... er, the Imperial Inquisition! But even they can't grasp the true form of heresy inside heresy.
Its pure win is beyond even tha Emprah's knowledge.
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2012/02/15 16:08:03
Subject: Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
IronChaos wrote:You can commit heresy very easily these days... never expect the Spa-... er, the Imperial Inquisition! But even they can't grasp the true form of heresy inside heresy.
Its pure win is beyond even tha Emprah's knowledge.
Hmm... would Abaddon disowning Horus count as heresy inside heresy? I mean, something like that would be considered heresy be the Imperials, and possibly even more so by Chaos, where the gods are unlikely to appreciate someone attempting to ignore the champion they just blessed with dark powers. So he's commiting heresy while leading the heresy against the Imperium. And then he commits heresy again by not acknowledging Calgar as his spiritual liege, and again by not obeying the codex astartes. So that's heresy in a heresy in a heresy while he does another heresy just after the first one.
Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it.
2012/02/15 16:20:20
Subject: Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
IronChaos wrote:You can commit heresy very easily these days... never expect the Spa-... er, the Imperial Inquisition! But even they can't grasp the true form of heresy inside heresy.
Its pure win is beyond even tha Emprah's knowledge.
Hmm... would Abaddon disowning Horus count as heresy inside heresy? I mean, something like that would be considered heresy be the Imperials, and possibly even more so by Chaos, where the gods are unlikely to appreciate someone attempting to ignore the champion they just blessed with dark powers. So he's commiting heresy while leading the heresy against the Imperium. And then he commits heresy again by not acknowledging Calgar as his spiritual liege, and again by not obeying the codex astartes. So that's heresy in a heresy in a heresy while he does another heresy just after the first one.
I told you heresy inside heresy was the best one Also, Sindri could count as heresy inside heresy too. He's a heretic psyker for the Imperium, a Chaos sorcerer, but he's also a very ranked guy on a warband that apparently is very devoted to Khorne, so he's commiting heresy for his mates...
2012/02/15 16:38:50
Subject: Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
IronChaos wrote:You can commit heresy very easily these days... never expect the Spa-... er, the Imperial Inquisition! But even they can't grasp the true form of heresy inside heresy.
Its pure win is beyond even tha Emprah's knowledge.
Hmm... would Abaddon disowning Horus count as heresy inside heresy? I mean, something like that would be considered heresy be the Imperials, and possibly even more so by Chaos, where the gods are unlikely to appreciate someone attempting to ignore the champion they just blessed with dark powers. So he's commiting heresy while leading the heresy against the Imperium. And then he commits heresy again by not acknowledging Calgar as his spiritual liege, and again by not obeying the codex astartes. So that's heresy in a heresy in a heresy while he does another heresy just after the first one.
I told you heresy inside heresy was the best one Also, Sindri could count as heresy inside heresy too. He's a heretic psyker for the Imperium, a Chaos sorcerer, but he's also a very ranked guy on a warband that apparently is very devoted to Khorne, so he's commiting heresy for his mates...
Heresy inside heresy is truly the best flavour of heresy. Its right next to chocolate-chip changeling, and caramel Khorne.
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2012/02/15 23:47:37
Subject: Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it.
2012/02/16 00:11:02
Subject: Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
IronChaos wrote:You can commit heresy very easily these days... never expect the Spa-... er, the Imperial Inquisition! But even they can't grasp the true form of heresy inside heresy.
Its pure win is beyond even tha Emprah's knowledge.
Hmm... would Abaddon disowning Horus count as heresy inside heresy? I mean, something like that would be considered heresy be the Imperials, and possibly even more so by Chaos, where the gods are unlikely to appreciate someone attempting to ignore the champion they just blessed with dark powers. So he's commiting heresy while leading the heresy against the Imperium. And then he commits heresy again by not acknowledging Calgar as his spiritual liege, and again by not obeying the codex astartes. So that's heresy in a heresy in a heresy while he does another heresy just after the first one.
I told you heresy inside heresy was the best one Also, Sindri could count as heresy inside heresy too. He's a heretic psyker for the Imperium, a Chaos sorcerer, but he's also a very ranked guy on a warband that apparently is very devoted to Khorne, so he's commiting heresy for his mates...
Heresy inside heresy is truly the best flavour of heresy. Its right next to chocolate-chip changeling, and caramel Khorne.
It's even better when an Inquisitor finds a heresy, he burns it only to discover there was another heresy inside, and when he declares Exterminatus on it he finds another one below, and so on... At the end, he discovers the whole universe is a heresy, because of the existence of Chaos and its demons and the other alien races. Even the Emperah is a heresy for him because he betrays death. At this point, two things might happen: his head explodes, or he's enroled by the Angry Marines so he can unleash his anger to the universe.
2012/02/16 22:39:47
Subject: Re:Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
2012/02/16 22:46:26
Subject: Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
I would be a loyalist. Black templar, because they are one of the only chapters still crusading.
The Emperor extends His will to us when we destroy the wicked and impure to reconquer the galaxy in His name. The Emperor leads the galaxy to righteousness, and thus we must petition for His judgement on the wicked... for it is judgement without mercy..
2012/02/16 23:01:35
Subject: Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
IronChaos wrote:You can commit heresy very easily these days... never expect the Spa-... er, the Imperial Inquisition! But even they can't grasp the true form of heresy inside heresy.
Its pure win is beyond even tha Emprah's knowledge.
Hmm... would Abaddon disowning Horus count as heresy inside heresy? I mean, something like that would be considered heresy be the Imperials, and possibly even more so by Chaos, where the gods are unlikely to appreciate someone attempting to ignore the champion they just blessed with dark powers. So he's commiting heresy while leading the heresy against the Imperium. And then he commits heresy again by not acknowledging Calgar as his spiritual liege, and again by not obeying the codex astartes. So that's heresy in a heresy in a heresy while he does another heresy just after the first one.
I told you heresy inside heresy was the best one Also, Sindri could count as heresy inside heresy too. He's a heretic psyker for the Imperium, a Chaos sorcerer, but he's also a very ranked guy on a warband that apparently is very devoted to Khorne, so he's commiting heresy for his mates...
Heresy inside heresy is truly the best flavour of heresy. Its right next to chocolate-chip changeling, and caramel Khorne.
It's even better when an Inquisitor finds a heresy, he burns it only to discover there was another heresy inside, and when he declares Exterminatus on it he finds another one below, and so on... At the end, he discovers the whole universe is a heresy, because of the existence of Chaos and its demons and the other alien races. Even the Emperah is a heresy for him because he betrays death. At this point, two things might happen: his head explodes, or he's enroled by the Angry Marines so he can unleash his anger to the universe.
How far down does the heresy hole go?
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2012/02/17 06:11:47
Subject: Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
IronChaos wrote:You can commit heresy very easily these days... never expect the Spa-... er, the Imperial Inquisition! But even they can't grasp the true form of heresy inside heresy.
Its pure win is beyond even tha Emprah's knowledge.
Hmm... would Abaddon disowning Horus count as heresy inside heresy? I mean, something like that would be considered heresy be the Imperials, and possibly even more so by Chaos, where the gods are unlikely to appreciate someone attempting to ignore the champion they just blessed with dark powers. So he's commiting heresy while leading the heresy against the Imperium. And then he commits heresy again by not acknowledging Calgar as his spiritual liege, and again by not obeying the codex astartes. So that's heresy in a heresy in a heresy while he does another heresy just after the first one.
I told you heresy inside heresy was the best one Also, Sindri could count as heresy inside heresy too. He's a heretic psyker for the Imperium, a Chaos sorcerer, but he's also a very ranked guy on a warband that apparently is very devoted to Khorne, so he's commiting heresy for his mates...
Heresy inside heresy is truly the best flavour of heresy. Its right next to chocolate-chip changeling, and caramel Khorne.
It's even better when an Inquisitor finds a heresy, he burns it only to discover there was another heresy inside, and when he declares Exterminatus on it he finds another one below, and so on... At the end, he discovers the whole universe is a heresy, because of the existence of Chaos and its demons and the other alien races. Even the Emperah is a heresy for him because he betrays death. At this point, two things might happen: his head explodes, or he's enroled by the Angry Marines so he can unleash his anger to the universe.
How far down does the heresy hole go?
Don't know if even I want to meet it O.o
2012/02/17 06:50:51
Subject: Re:Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
I'd rather be some nobody on a backwater planet that nobody pays any attention to.
Nice, peaceful, and boring. Pleasantly boring.
Where the most excitement I get is when I play a videogame.
I'd live like that for a good 30-40 years or so.
Then I'd get drafted into the Imperial Guard, get a bit of training, go into my first battle, soil myself in fear, and die following orders in some pointless but ultimately crucial manner - crucial when the other hundreds of dead Guardsmen beside me are considered.
Edit: Stupid reality of the 40k universe screwing up my plans for a long and pointless life.
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2012/02/17 17:06:18
Subject: Re:Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
I'd rather be some nobody on a backwater planet that nobody pays any attention to.
Nice, peaceful, and boring. Pleasantly boring.
Where the most excitement I get is when I play a videogame.
I'd live like that for a good 30-40 years or so.
Then I'd get drafted into the Imperial Guard, get a bit of training, go into my first battle, soil myself in fear, and die following orders in some pointless but ultimately crucial manner - crucial when the other hundreds of dead Guardsmen beside me are considered.
Edit: Stupid reality of the 40k universe screwing up my plans for a long and pointless life.
Ah yes, thats the life!
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2012/02/17 18:12:47
Subject: Re:Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
Way more interesting, and have cooler bling. The bitter traitor from the time of myth who consorts with dark powers out of desperation and bitter pride and fights out of a deep sense of hatred, disgust, a sense of personal betrayal and above all, spite. Or the lost and damned slave to darkness that fell from glory and now commits unfathomable acts in the name of the Dark Gods after a long slow slide, or lightning crash, into dark servitude.
That sounds far more interesting and fun than the relatively boring loyalists who simply march on with the tired "honor/duty" thing or the "FOR THE GLORIOUSLY HONORABLE HONOR OF GLORY AND GLORIOUSLY GLORIOUS HONOR OF HONORABLE GLORY" sillyness that the loyalist SM's have all too frequently become.
IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT.
New Heavy Gear Log! Also...Grey Knights! The correct pronunciation is Imperial Guard and Stormtroopers, "Astra Militarum" and "Tempestus Scions" are something you'll find at Hogwarts.
2012/02/17 23:53:27
Subject: Re:Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
2012/02/17 23:55:02
Subject: Re:Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
NEVA!! KHORNE SHALL EAT YOUR PRECIOUS HERESY AND SPIT IT IN YO FACE!!
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
2012/02/18 00:03:28
Subject: Re:Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
I do indeed sir! I love combining the ridiculous GRIMDARWK of Warhammer 40k with the magic and sunshine of My Little Pony!
Matt Ward and Ponies equals?
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
2012/02/18 00:13:09
Subject: Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
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2012/02/18 00:16:47
Subject: Re:Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
Ponies for the Pony god! Praise be to the god Empress's Celestia and Luna!
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
2012/02/18 00:21:27
Subject: Re:Would you rather be a Space marine OR a Chaos space marine?
TheRobotLol wrote:I may be a follower of Khorne, and a good friend of Slaanesh, but that scared me to my very soul...
The ways of Ponies and Matt Ward are beyond you.
Heretic.
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
= 2000
DIE HERITICS 
Also, Sindri could count as heresy inside heresy too. He's a heretic psyker for the Imperium, a Chaos sorcerer, but he's also a very ranked guy on a warband that apparently is very devoted to Khorne, so he's commiting heresy for his mates...
NEVA!! KHORNE SHALL EAT YOUR PRECIOUS HERESY AND SPIT 
