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**Happyjew**

Granted, however you don't have anything else to wish for.

I wish my grandfather had not passed away without a chance for me to say goodbye.

**sing your life**

Granted, you had the chance, but decided not to take it.

I wish for anarchy.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. You were in charge, but you've sadly just been killed in the streets by revolutionary peasants.

I wish to restore the Orks I looted a while back to the glory they deserve.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you restore them. Then GW retconns the Orks out of existence, rendering your army useless for 40k

I wish for some more Warmachine models

**jhe90**

Granted but there made out of finecast and covered in dozens of air bubbles and are highly brittle.

I wish my knee would recover quickly.

**sing your life**

Granted, but then you hurt it again.

I wish to play Warhammer 40k.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you play it. But nobody else does.

I wish to play some Warhammer Fantasy

**jhe90**

Granted its age of sigmar vs nagesh, and all the chease with a basic army made up of grots for you.

I wish I had a time machine.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, you go back in time, but because you accidentally caused a time paradox, you phase yourself out of existence.

I wish that I won't forget February's painting challenge.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You remember it, but have nothing suitable to paint.

I wish for scientists to discover new stable elements.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. That scientist is the presumed MIA Sly Marbo. Collaboratively, Marbo helps you discover the element of surprise. Have fun with that envenomed knife wound.

I wish that ZS wasn't probably right about the painting challenge.

**sing your life**

Granted, he was certainly right instead.

I wish IG would get some resculpts.

**jhe90**

Granted, there now all cast of depleted uranium and both toxic and a baneblade weigh multiple kilograms

I wish I had a nice ice cold pint of cider

**sing your life**

Granted, it's frozen solid.

I wish for a bottle of Mountain Dew.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. it's the size of your fingernail.

I wish I had a reasonable amount of money.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, $5 USD is reasonable if you're just going to grab some fast food.

I wish for ORK models, and lots of em.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they are all made of pewter, and thus ungodly heavy.

I wish I didn't just get ninja'd

**snurl**

Granted. You were folding space and seeing the future. And you are addicted to spice.

I wish I had more time to play with my new City.

**sing your life**

Granted, you have 1 second more time.

I wish to become a SPESS MAHREEN!

**War Kitten**

Granted, you then die during the implantation process.

I wish to join the Imperial Guard

**jhe90**

Granted, your now a space marine, only your a iron hand on istavan v in the first wave. Good luck.

I wish I had a purple mug

Like buses then two come along!

**snurl**

Double granted. You join the Imperial Guard. During your training you are issued a purple mug, the only one like it, as everyone else's is plain olive drab. The Commisarr notices this during inspection, and you are turned over to the Inquisitors for suspected heresey. Your end does not come soon enough.

I wish ninjas would get fish-slapped without mercy.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You are also now a ninja.

I wish for a wishing fish.

**snurl**

Granted. A 500 pound tuna plummets from the sky and squashes you like a bug. You wish it would have hit somewhere else.
I wish to finish my painting work tonight.

**sing your life**

Granted, it's the worst paint job in the history of wargaming.

I wish for a Taco. Not from Taco Bell.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. The mystery meat in the taco was made from the ground-up remains of your relatives.

I wish for Netflix to get the rights to show South Park again.

**snurl**

Granted. Netflix charges Ten quid for an episode now too.

I wish to continue this project until it is done, with no distractions.

**sing your life**

Granted, you feth it up.

I wish Game of Thrones was on Netflix.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but only trailers are available for viewing

I wish I could motivate myself to paint something this weekend.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You are motivated to spraypaint the side of city hall, and are promptly arrested.

I wish I could get in shape easier.