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**snurl**

Granted. You get caught in a trash compactor and easily assume the shape of a perfect cube.

I wish to know the contents of the money pit on Oak Island.

**jhe90**

Granted all the money rotted away leaving only number 3 one cent coins

I wish it was sunny

**snurl**

Granted. Its always sunny where you are. The tides are messed up, planetary rotation is fouled, and no one near you can sleep.

I wish to find an empty parking lot, so I can unload my snow from the back of my truck.

**sing your life**

Granted, just as you're planning to dump the snow the someone parks in it.

I wish for porn with plot.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but your computer crashes every time you try to watch it.

I wish that people in the US weren't such terrible drivers

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. All US drivers are amazing, except you are immediately relocated to Russia.

I wish for some money for Warhammer.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you receive a bunch of Warhammer money. You then receive a heavy fine that costs you all of that money

I wish for some Fantasy models

**snurl**

Granted. You are not old enough to legally look at them.

I wish for a tropical vacation.

**sing your life**

Granted, they is a hurricane whilst you're there.

I wish for loot.

**snurl**

Granted. You go out looting after the hurricane and get arrested.

I wish to paint again tonight.

**sing your life**

Granted, you accidentally scratch someone else's car and are forced to repainted it.

I wish I had a car.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. An old rusty junk car is now in your front yard. You might be a redneck.

I wish for less wind in my area.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you get hail instead.

I wish I wasn't so lazy when it came to painting

**sing your life**

Granted, you incredibly hard working when it comes to painting, but very lazy for everything else.

I wish this sticky feeling in my mouth would go away.

**snurl**

Granted. You remove the crazy glue tube that you were chewing on, and the feeling eventually wears off. In about a year.

I wish to paint Dr Mordenheim's Laboratory.

**sing your life**

Granted, you forget to thin your paints and fill in all the detail.

I wish for money!

**snurl**

Granted. You have Ten Million Pennies in a sack, which falls on you from out of nowhere, with a great thud.

I wish I didn't have to put my city away.

**sing your life**

Granted, you leave it and trip over it.

I wish for romance.

**jhe90**

Granted, its a romantic tragedy and your left empty for decades.

I wish to have a light sabre.

**sing your life**

*Saber

Granted, you accidentally cut yourself in half trying to wield it.

I wish for salted caramel.

**War Kitten**

Granted, it is salted to the point of being inedible.

I wish for a muffin

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You get a meadow muffin that a cow dropped in a field.

I wish for less ninjas on the If the Fluff fits forum game.

**sing your life**

Granted, no else except you ever posts again on the thread.

I wish I could turn into a lion.

**Wulfmar**

Granted: You turn into a delicious Lion bar

I wish it would stop raining so much in the UK

**sing your life**

Granted, it stops raining completely. The whole island soon turns to desert.

I wish to play Turbo Dismount.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted You play it. It's real.

I wish for a working lightsaber and the skills to use it.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. Your toy lightsaber works great, and you have the skills to use it to look like a total nerd.

I wish I had better luck with die rolls when playing 40k.

**sing your life**

Granted, you're so lucky you get branded a witch and burnt at the stake by an angry mob.

I wish my to confess to my parents that I've started smoking and be told by them they don't mind me doing it,

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, they're much more concerned about those other issues... (lol, hope that's not too personal for this thread)

I wish to not be stressed out.

**snurl**

Granted. You are totally cool, frozen solid.

I wish to be famous.