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**sing your life**

Granted, you are stalked by journalists and fans all day and night.

I wish I had a delicious chicken kebab.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you have one, but it is charred beyond all recognition.

I wish I had a cookie

**jhe90**

Granted, the cookie is disappointing and two months out of date

I wish I had a space ship

**sing your life**

Granted, you have a spaceship, but no fuel for it.

I wish to turn into a stellar mass black hole whilst still possessing sapience.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, but you still feel the forces you exert on yourself, and it's unimaginably painful.

I wish to throw enough mass into said black hole that gravitational repulsion will tear you asunder and end your eternity of agonizing misery.

**sing your life**

Granted, you have to throw almost all other mass in the entire universe until the gravitational repulsion is strong enough.

I wish for the upcoming Imperial Guard codex to be the best one so far.

**jhe90**

Granted. It's chesey, free baneblades, and troops at 1 point per model, new epic sculpts and amazing formations.
No one is willing to play against you can it just gathers dust.

I wish I had a some space Wolf Grey paint.

**sing your life**

Granted, it all dried up years ago.

I wish to time travel.

**jhe90**

Granted. You arrive one way in London at the height of the black death wearing a tea cozy and a purple robe covered in death metal logo,s. Everyone thinks your a witch and chase you as you do not speak old English.

I wish to pass my exam.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, you get that borderline grade (usually a D) that gets you credit for the class, but will not count as a satisfactory prerequisite for subsequent classes unless you retake it.

I wish to know where SYL is getting information about a Guard codex from. I thought those rumors were dismissed because they came from Bell of Lost Cause.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you know where he gets it from, and his source is the Bell of Lost Causes

I wish to get the last of my Dwarves painted.

**sing your life**

Granted, you cover them with 100 layers of unthinned paint regatta fills in all the details.

I wish to have a laugh.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You start randomly laughing at everything, including news that your mother just passed away. You are then taken to the funny farm for "special care".

I wish more people would check out my P&M blog.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted-- your same old fans are there, of course, but all the new people do nothing but verbally sling gak at your army pics. Shame, because they don't really warrant gak-slinging, but it happens anyways.

I wish that 40k models were cheaper. Even if they're used and really poorly painted, I'd go for it.

**snurl**

Granted. You have the cheapest, worst looking, sloppily assembled, terribly painted army ever. No one wants to play you because they see that mess and assume you're "special".

I wish for some hot wings again.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, they are far too hot and you can't eat them.

I wish for a shiny new Vindicator.

**Torus**

Granted you get a foil picture of Vindicator from the Spawn series

I wish my friends wouldn’t hate me for playing Eldar

**sing your life**

Granted, they now hate you for no reason.

I wish I felt better.

**Torus**

Granted, you feel better after coming to terms with your unfortunate diagnosis and imminent demise…

I wish I had the reflexes of cat

**Wulfmar**

Granted, you end up with the reflexes of Garfield

I wish for more wishes

**sing your life**

Granted, they are all corrupt in horrible ways.

I wish to paint my Bolt Action US army. To a decent standard.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but then your minis are stolen.

I wish to paint my Imperial Guard to a decent standard and NOT lose them again.

**sing your life**

Granted, they get smashed to bits by a flying squig, but you don't lose them.

I wish I had an Battle Sister as my girlfriend.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. But she thinks you are cheating on her and decides to use you for target practice.

I wish for world peace.

**snurl**

Granted, the world is peaceful until it is annihilated by another planet's invading forces.

I wish to find the perfect table.

**Wulfmar**

Granted, you manage to simultaneously stub your toe and bash your shin against it in your discovery. It also has a 'Sold' sign on it.

I wish that Chaos Space Marines get a competitive new codex by June 2016

**snurl**

Granted, the CSM are now the most competitive force in NASCAR.

I wish to sleep all day.

**sing your life**

Granted, you miss all sorts of cool stuff during the day.

I wish BOLS could be good again.

**jhe90**

Granted it is for a single day then shuts down forever deleting everything

I wish for a Cadbury cream egg.

**sing your life**

Granted, but then I steal it off you.

I wish for a hot dog.