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**ZergSmasher**

Granted, it is so hot that it sets your house on fire when it chases your cat around.

I wish for better 40k army list ideas.

**sing your life**

OOC: I don't have a cat

Granted, you have lots of ideas for really cheesy lists that no-one wants to play against.

I wish some good poly cement.

**snurl**

Granted. Your parrot hasn't fallen off its perch since you used it.
(and she's been pineing for the fjords!)

I wish my cat would stop bugging me.

**Torus**

Granted, your cat dies horrifically causing the ASPCA or other animal welfare organisations to press charges

I wish for a new desk

**jhe90**

Granted, it is carved from solid granite in a single chunk. You now alone have to move a 500 kilo desk into the house from the side walk.

I wish for a full English breakfast

**sing your life**

Granted, it's overcooked to the point of being a pile of blackened powder on a plate.

I wish for a fancy coat.

**Torus**

Granted, you turn into a MaineCoon cat that has a fancy coat

I wish I could fly

**snurl**

Granted. You are a Beholder.

I wish for breakfast.

**sing your life**

Granted, your spine is broken fast (see what I did there?)

I wish my wishes would not get corrupted.

**Torus**

Granted at point of death

I wish I had another Crimson Hunter

**sing your life**

Granted, it is badly painted.

I wish Noobbomb, Matthew and Jamesgang would come back to the Avatar room thread.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they come back for one page and then leave again.

I also with some of the original Avatar in a Room people would return to the thread.

**snurl**

Granted. The thread is locked just minutes after their return.

I wish for a snack.

**sing your life**

Granted, you get a packet of crisps from 1950.

I wish for Alternate History.

**snurl**

Granted. You ate those crisps back in 1980.

I wish to focus on one thing at a time.

**sing your life**

Granted, you have Simultanagnosia.

I wish the Chinese government wasn't a complete joke.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they are deadly serious and invade your country.

I wish people didn't vote so stupidly in American elections

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, but we still have no say in the campaigns and nominations, so the absolute worst of each party is chosen as the final candidates for the election (I fear this will actually be the case this year).

I wish that the TFG equivalents from the Dems and Reps would just drop out of the race already and never return *cough cough, Clinton & Trump, cough*

**sing your life**

Granted, their replacements are even worse.

I wish all stupid white Americans would disappear.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, all of the *poof*

I wish things were going better right now.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they are better for all of 5 minutes. Then they get worse

I wish for more Dakka

**sing your life**

Granted, but it's only a tiny bit more dakka.

I wish for Mountain Dew.

**snurl**

Granted. A mountain moves over next to your house, and shakes itself off, spraying you with fresh mountain dew.

I wish 2-part epoxy was easier to work with.

**jhe90**

Granted, now you have 5 arms and none your clothes fit

I wish i had a teleporter

**snurl**

Granted. It only teleports straight up.

I wish my clothes fit.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they would have fit you when you were 12

I wish for more Dakka again

**sing your life**

Granted, it's all aimed at your face.

I wish for no more accidental racism.

**jhe90**

Granted your racist all the time and everyone hates you

I wish I had 1.875 billion pounds of gold in shiny golden ingots

**sing your life**

Granted, it is all dropped onto your head.

I wish for cheesecake.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a Warhound Titan made of cake.

I wish all the figures were painted.