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**War Kitten**

Granted, they are all painted quite poorly.

I wish for some pizza

**sing your life**

Granted, it's from a Papa John's.

I wish Trevor Phillips would be added as a DLC character to Mortal Kombat X.

**snurl**

Granted. He is a hard-to-find easter egg.

I wish to awake on time.

**jhe90**

Granted. You wake up exactly 5 hours before just to make sure you make it this morning.

I wish for a car

**sing your life**

Granted, it breaks down.

I wish Papa John's wasn't overpriced.

**snurl**

Granted. Its so bad they give it out for free.

I wish dinner is as good as it smells right now.

**sing your life**

Granted, but then sort of I broke in and ate it all.

I wish for low prices.

**snurl**

Granted. Everything is bought and sold in bitcoins, your real money is worthless.

I wish i had not written that, its spooky.

**sing your life**

Granted, instead you said it and your speech was converted to text.

I wish for a seductive Neko girlfriend.

**Torus**

Granted, you form a relationship with a seductive Neko body pillow, you spend your years alone before finally discovering on your deathbed you wasted you life.

I wish I wasn't so tired

**snurl**

Granted. You are full of energy and bouncing off the walls. Eventually you crash through a window and out into the street. While dancing around out there you are hit by a bus.

I wish winter was over.

**sing your life**

Granted, the earth moves closer to the sun, increasing temperatures to 100 Celsius.

I wish Jim Banocci would stop whining about LPers and make Happy Wheels 2.

**snurl**

Granted. He completes the project but it is stuck in turnaround for an indefinite period.

I wish the snow would start falling up.

**Torus**

Granted, the snow falls up...as does everything else

I wish I had a cheese wheel

**War Kitten**

Granted, your car's wheels are now made of cheese.

I wish I had a friend

**snurl**

Granted. An Imaginary friend is always close by.

I wish for some decent snacks.

**Torus**

Granted, they are decent... they also disolve your tastebuds

i wish I could remember my dreams

**snurl**

Granted. Dreams are all you can remember as you lose touch with reality and live in an alternate dreamworld.

I wish for a nice cold beer.

**War Kitten**

Granted, it tastes like cat pee

I wish for a nice glass of apple juice

**snurl**

Granted. Squozen from apples in 1938 and kept at room temperature all this time.

I wish my window had not frozen shut.

**1hadhq**

Granted. Its open and on fire.

I wish the use of real fireworks in Tabletop Games is 8th Edition of wh40k.

**War Kitten**

Granted, the fireworks are shot directly at your crotch.

I wish that I had some more money

**snurl**

Granted. But you rush right out and spend it all on overpriced official GW 40K fireworks.

I wish to have fun at the game on Sunday.

**sing your life**

Granted, you lose really badly, but that doesn't matter because losing is fun.

I wish that Hastings won't end up going to this site now Warseer is down.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, he starts a brand new wargaming forum that siphons off a ton of Dakka's best users.

I wish that I wasn't cheated on for the past while...

**War Kitten**

Granted, your significant other is hit by a truck instead.

I wish KommissarKiln would return to the Avatar Room

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, but I'll throw another Vortex grenade or the likes and confuse everyone by the fact that we're suddenly in the Warp.

I wish that your previous post bothered me more than it did.

**sing your life**

Granted, it made you so angry you exploded into a cloud of hot air.

I wish GW would not drop Tomb Kings.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they drop Bretonnians instead.

I wish more people played Fantasy in my area, so I could use the Wood Elves I just bought

**sing your life**

Granted, but they all refuse to play against Wood Elves.

I wish GW would stop flanderizing Space Wolves.