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Granted. They drop them instead.

I too wish that GW would not drop the Tomb Kings.

Granted, they continue releasing them with rules that let you instantly win the game if you mummify yourself whilst playing.

I wish more people would post on the Guess song lyrics thread.

Granted. But they only post lyrics to Georgian Monk chants.

I wish it wasn't so fething cold here. (4 degrees farenheit)

Granted, it's now scorchingly hot.

I wish the USA did not use obselete units of measurement.

Granted. The rest of the world joins us in using them

I wish more people posted in the King of the Hill thread.

King of the hill is very popular.you are thrown down the hill

I wish for more DAKKA!

Granted, you obtain more Dakka, only to realise that no matter how much you get...




I wish that Tomb Kings would return to Age of Sigmar as a balanced, popular faction that GW takes the time and effort to write correctly.

Granted, they then decide to go get rid of Bretonnia instead.

No wish. All army except Sigmarines get discontinued.

I wish for a tasty burger.

Granted, all the other ingredients taste horrible.

I really wish I'd stop forgetting to make a wish

Granted. the word "wish" is tattoo'd on your forehead, backwards, so you can be reminded every time you look in a mirror.

I wish for less ice.

Granted, your drinks are a lot less nice without it.

I wish I had a wet palette

Granted. You spill your paint water all over your paint pallette, making it all wet.

I wish more people would learn my dented pallette approach.

Granted, they learn of it, but then they all decide that they hate it and return to the previous method that they were using.

I wish I didn't have to write such a long paper for my English Class

Granted, you decide to just call it after writing half of a page. Nobody is stopping you from turning it in like that. But the grade may end up being slightly unsatisfactory.

I wish for more poor Ork models to refurbish.

Granted. You have bushels of poor orc models in need of refurbishing. They are all the same pose.

I wish for rapid delivery.

Granted, you click the order button and your package is instantly catapulted at your face.

I wish more people would post on the Guess song lyrics thread.

Granted, but all they do is post lyrics to REALLY bad rap music

I wish that I had some free time to work on my sternguard.

Granted. All of your other duties are taken over by Trondheim, so you have plenty of time.

I wish I knew what was going to happen next.

Granted, Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick you.

I wish to travel through a wormhole.

Granted. You are made a worm, and can make wormholes through any dirt you please.

I wish I could have saved Artax from the Swamps of Sadness.

Granted, you had to take his place instead to do so.

I wish the Palestinian woman beating thread hadn't turned into an off-topic trainwreck.

Granted, it devolves into much worse than a trainwreck. It becomes the Planes, Trains, & Automobiles of threads.

I wish for somebody to know my pain and get sucked into this Cookie Clicker bs.

Granted, but they're only sucked in for 5 minutes, while you are doomed to hours of torment

I wish I had the will to paint.

Granted. You have Will to paint, but he is not too cooperative about it.

I wish my co-worker had a clue.

Granted. He get s a clue that leads to a sunken treasure which he then uses to purchase the company you both work for, and runs it into the ground costing you your job.

I wish I could get a decent night's sleep.

Granted. In about 20 years, you will have the best night's sleep ever.

I wish I could win the lottery.

Granted. You win it, and then you get struck by lightning. Because probability.

I wish the IJN Yamato was still active.

Granted,It's active next year.Then...torpedos

I wish for a wish that is incorruptible

Granted. You get it, but before you can use it you are slapped with a Megalodon.

I wish Megalodons were still around.