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**KommissarKiln**

Granted, but I think the corruption is rather inherent. Like, HOLY FETHING GAK Megalodons are huge and scary and now nobody's going to ever set foot in salt water. Then they make another Sharknado sequel. Way to go, jerk, we're all dead.

I wish to get a free set of Ork Bikerz.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they're all made of finecrap, and the parts are all warped

I wish for a nice bagel

**snurl**

Granted. Its made of Finecrap and its warped.

I wish the whole Finecrap thing never happened.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. GW instead comes up with "FinePlastic", and replaces their entire range with it. It goes about as well as you can imagine.

I wish it was the weekend again.

**snurl**

Granted. You slept through it.

I wish to remember the details.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you remember the exact details of the digestive process of mankind

I wish for more time to paint.

**snurl**

Granted. You have less time for everything else though.

I wish paint didn't dry out in the pots.

**Torus**

Granted, they dry instantly on the brush

I wish I won the lottery

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. Too bad you lost the ticket.

I wish I could find a decent place to get breakfast.

**War Kitten**

Granted, it's EXTREMELY expensive though.

I wish for nothing, for I need nothing

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. To get nothing, you have everything taken away from you. Including the air in your immediate vicinity. You die of vacuum exposure.

I wish we didn't have to wait 127 f***ing days till RWBY Volume 4.

**snurl**

Granted. It has been delayed indefinitely, a lot more than 127 days.

I wish for some good metallic paints.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. You receive 3 50 gallon drums of GREAT latex-based indoor/outdoor paint in pink, lime green, and periwinkle metallic colors.

I wish I didnt have responsibilities.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you are thrown into prison, where you'll have nothing to do for 40 years.

I wish that there wasn't so much negativity around 40k

**snurl**

Granted. There is no negativity at all. Everything is sickeningly positive. Everyone wins at 40K and gets a medal just for showing up. Anyone not smiling the entire time they play disappears without a trace.

I wish for more birthday cake.

**War Kitten**

Granted, it tastes like dirt.

I wish for more cowbell

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. You drown in a vast growth of cowbells.

I wish I had turned around today.

**jhe90**

Granted, you turn round and get hit head on by a semi truck loaded with concrete.

I wish I had a longer weekend.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You lose your job and have as long a weekend as you want.

I wish I got more votes on my Dakka Gallery images.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. You get so many votes they have to be taken off the servers; never to be seen again.

I wish I hadn't stayed up so late.

**snurl**

Granted. You went to bed early. Someone else hacked your account and posted your wish.

I wish I had finished painting the fortresses this evening.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You did, but you got severe sleep deprivation. Plus they look like crap.

I wish I could buy 40K Epic somewhere other than eBay.

**snurl**

Granted. You buy it from a Facebook group. Now everyone knows what you bought and how much you paid for it.

I wish for a brief lull.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. Work slows down long enough to where management is forced to lay you and your co-workers off before they start losing money. When it picks back up they hire entirely new staff.

I wish i was fishing.

**Mr.Church13**

Granted, but the only things you catch are Tires, Boots, and various items of comedic effect.

I wish for a new car.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You get a new car and it gets T-boned by a semi as you drive it off the lot.

I wish for there to be Lego sets of Warhammer 40k stuff.

**snurl**

Granted. You still can't afford them.

I wish space marines grew on trees.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. The trees only grow metal mono-pose marines wielding heavy bolters though.

I wish for a better scanner.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You get a better scanner than they had in the 1950s, but it's still garbage by today's standards.

I wish I hadn't been skipped on the Ask the Space Emperor thread.

**snurl**

Granted. You were not skipped; but were, in fact, ignored outright.

I wish for more multipart plastic figures.