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Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Mason frowns.*
Mason to Maria: Who the feth is Deadpool?
*Finishes heating up the leftovers, and starts eating.*
Mason: Weird name... who is he?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo growls and continues to follow Wade*

*Contemplates removing his head*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*marinalia*

Someone will.. But someone alot more trained and experienced... You never fired a gun...

You wanted to stay in that gak show?
*pats the humvee*
We can stay, or head out. You choose. *smiles *

Of you wanna help... Il try to keep you from getting shot....


....


*maria*

Guy from a comic book... Pretty crazy, mercenary assassin who cannot die, heals no matter even of you stab him in the balls.

He,s very real... Rather dangerous. Killed my fiance....
*shrugs *

I can do feth all to him though so... Meh.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/17 19:39:53


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

M: Good. Now, should that be before or after sex?
*Grins*

~

*Joalia purrs more, and conveniently removes one of her arms from one of her shirts' sleeves*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/17 19:44:33


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Mason: Unkillable? That's interesting.
*Mason raises his eyebrows.*
Mason: He killed your fiance... and you just shrug?
*Mason slams his helmet on.*
Mason: Where the feth is this donkey-cave... I gotta meet him.


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

I stabbed him in the balls and tried to kill him with a heavy machine gun.... Just came back alive...

He still alive... Blown up with a anti tank weapon that can penetrate a foot of concrete rebarred and armoured. Blown up by a orbital super weapon... Shot.. Stabbed. Had limbs torn off...

Still fething alive....
What else can ya do... He just don,t die... I can,t do anything about it...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/17 19:53:57


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Blake sits in the bar and serves someone*

Blake: What can I get you sir?

Stranger: Oh nothing I just wanted to test my brewing skills. I thought. What better place to test your alcohol then a bar!

*Blake frowns*

Blake: How much do you want for it?..

Stranger: Oh nothing. Well just your expert opinion. I only have one bottle with me anyway.

*The stranger pulls out a bottle and hands it to Blake*

*Blake looks at the bottle*




Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*blushes slightly because there's other people around*
How long are the movies?

*Wade looks back at Leo and stops*
DP: Getting upset? Mad? Cranky? Pissed?

*Todd shakes his head*
T: I know I'm not much use in a fight. But someone else could help.

*Santiago continues to kiss Joalia's ear*
*runs a hand along her back*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Mason smiles under his helm.*
Mason: Well that is impressive, kinda excited to meet him. *Thinks for a moment.* You shoulda just cut off his head and put in a box.
*He then shrugs.*
Mason: Bury the box deep, no more problem.
*Mason briefly tries to com Rita, but with no avail. He sighs, then coms Sr getting a status update on Rt.*
Mason: Where is this donkey-cave?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/17 20:10:39



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

M: Hmm, each one is about two hours long. Why?
*Grin widens at Kara's blushing*
M: Can you watch a movie while cross-eyed, Kara?

~

*Joalia purrs more, and playfully nips at Santiago's shoulder*
*Makes Santiago running his hand along her back easier by removing the obstacles in the way, AKA top*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

He be in the living room probbly. Watch out. He can teleport... Techno. Not magic...

*Thinks* damn.... That would of worked... He be looking for someone.. so could d be mobile..

...


*Marinalia relaxed and climbs into driver's seat, *
The person he looking for nigh invented hand to hand combat with her sister and maybe 40,000 years old...

I think he find it not so easy..
*Adjusts seat , and mirrors...*
Ok.. ready to go if you choose to?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: All of the above...

*Leo wonders where Scatty is but is partly happy she is not there because Wade is*

*Blake goes to drink it but the stranger stops him*

Stranger: I wish to watch your reaction to you drinking my brew. But sadly I must depart. If I am not back within the week feel free to drink the brew. I am sorry about this inconvenience.

*Blake frowns*

Blake: Alright... I'll wait. (This better be fething good beer.)

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita can't help but smile at Maiev and Kara's adorable display, yet she tries not to eavesdrop by putting on her helm.*
*She cycles through the playlists on her helm, and decides on classic rock.*
*Rita happily listens to the music.*

----
Mason: Thanks for the help... I'll go see what he is all about.
*Mason walks around look for deadpool.*
*He pulls out a strange looking pistol, with a extended clip, and starts looking around for a guy in red.*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/17 20:30:51



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*frowns*
I might be able to... why?

*Santiago kisses Joalia's neck and puts a hand on her chest*
S: (Better than stargazing...)
*smiles at Joalia before kissing her neck again*

*Todd nods and sits down in the passenger seat*
T: So where are we off to?

*Wade grins*
DP: She's getting angry. Might have ta poke her with a stick.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/17 20:32:13


Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*marinalia starts engine and backs up slowly*

Umm.. lake.. pretty one. Has a nice fishing Inn on the edge... Quiet, and pretty relaxing... most folks don't,t know it's even there...

*Sighs* after last time I was kinda scared to drive alone...
*Looks rather embarrassed*

*Distracts self and heads on out of the gates down a dirt road*

....

*Maria*
Good luck.. no one killed him properly yet...

*Sips coffee and thinks looking slightly upset*


This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/17 20:38:52


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

M: No reason.
*Grins more*

~

Joal: (We should probably fix your vehicle...)
*Kisses Santiago's shoulder again, then blows into his ear*
*Smiles slightly*
Joal: (Whoosh!)

~

*Izriel looks over to Rita, shrugs, and goes back to meditating*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: I'll shove that stick up your arse... You know lets just make this easy. You give me the resizer and I'll give you back your stupid pieces of cardboard...

*Leo's tail twitches*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*raises an eyebrow*
Kadan, what do you have in mind?

*Santiago smirks at Joalia*
S: (We should...)
*sighs and kisses Joalia*
(But we're not done here. Remember that.)

*Wade shakes his head*
DP: No can do, amigo. Give me the cutouts, and I might not pull the trigger.
*jabs a pistol towards Leo*
And don't call them stupid.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo hisses*

Leo: How about I burn one. Oh I could eat one! How does that sound?

*Leo grins*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

M: Nothing specific. Still thinking through the details. Tell me, do you prefer white wine, or red wine?
*Continues grinning innocently*

~

*Joalia tenses up at Santiago's tone, and smiles*
Joal: (Of course. And I see us breaking the vehicle again soon after fixing it.)
*Pulls at Santiago's shirt, and pouts*
Joal: (Do you have any emotional ties with the apparel you are wearing?)

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/17 21:21:53


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita notices Izriel's shrug, and pauses the music.*
Rita: I'm listening to music, do angels listen to music?

----
*Mason wall runs around trying to find deadpool.*
*After some time running around, and wall hopping, he finally spots deadpool and Leo.*
Mason: Leo? And I assume douchepool.
*Lands behind the pair, pistol held low.*

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/12/17 21:55:57



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*confused look turns into a nervous smile*
Red wine.

*Wade glares at Leo*
DP: You don't have the balls.
*glare turns to a grin*
You want the gun? You can have it.
*holsters a pistol and grabs the resizer before teleporting in front of Leo and jabbing it towards/into Leo's mouth*
DP: Have fun with the surgery to remove it.

*Santiago smiles at Joalia and looks down at his clothes*
S: (Not particularly, no.)

*Todd smiles reassuringly*
T: You were attacked. There's nothing wrong with feeling upset at that.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo chokes on the resizer and coughs*

Leo: *Choke* Wha- *wheeze* THE FETH!

*Leo eventually stops choking and is forced to swallow the resizer*

Leo: Are you kidding me Wade!

*Leo coughs and the resizer turns on and makes her (And her clothes) grow 30% larger*

*She now stands at 9'8, her tail is 9'5, her tongue is 1'9, her wingspan is 39'2 and her horns are 2'6*

Leo: Wha-what the hell!?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/17 22:31:11


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yvette]

[Yarrick fixes some breakfast and pokes the burrito] Do I just insert the food into this end?

[Sam explores the bar while a few off duty PDF watch him]
[He looks at the drinks list] ...What's this one? [Points at an obscenely named cockail]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Nods*
I play the harp.

~

*Maiev nods and smiles*
M: Cheers.

~

*Joalia smiles, and moves her tail to Santiago's chest*
*Slides it under his shirt, and moves it up, making the sharp(er) end of her tail along the shirt*
*Shirt splits in half, causing Joalia to smile again*
*Grabs both pieces of the shirt, and rips it off Santiago*
Joal: (Me likey...)

~

*Burrito rolls over*

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/12/17 22:08:35


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria pokes head round and sighs*

It's deadpool... Getting that that guy requires skill.. and planning...

Not rushing.. he always wins chaos...
...

*Marinalia smiles slightly*
Thanks... I was more shaken than I admit...*Flicks radio onto some old terrain country and sings along smiling*

*Pulls up on shores of a wooded lake with crystal clear glacier water and a small village about 2 miles away*

Locals are freindly.. it's safe here... .. I just like having company to be honest...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita smiles under her helm.*
Rita: If I had to guess what instrument you played I would've guessed the harp. You should show me your harp playing sometime.

---
*Mason watches in horror as Leo grows.*
Mason: Jesus Christ what did you do to her!?
*Doesn't know if he should run, or shoot.*
Sr: +Protocol 3+ {Pilot Gamble you are exhibiting high stress levels, is everything alright?}


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*kisses Maiev*
Sometimes you worry me.
*smiles and goes to say something but is cut off as the screams echo around the group yet again*
By the fething Maker...

*Santiago smiles and pulls Joalia next to him*
S: (We have to test it's suspension somehow.)

*Wade grins at Leo*
DP: There ya go. Innit great? Now, I just have to snag my cutouts and call it a day.
*looks over at Mason*
Hey bud. Might wanna watch out, she's probably gonna launch fire everywhere pretty soon.

*Todd smiles and nods*
T: It sounds pleasant. Looks that way too.
*climbs out of the humvee before going over to Maril's side and offering a hand to help her climb down*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/17 22:45:46


Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yarrick sighs and feeds a banana to the burrito] [Decides against making bombing-run noises whilst doing so]

[Commissar finishes teaching a lesson and tidies up his classroom] [Looks out of the classroom window and sees a giant Leo]
[Rubs eyes] ... nope.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I walk into the living room and set my kit bag full of loot on a table*
*I begin inspecting the weapons I claimed as salvage*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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