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Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo tries to make herself vomit but just ends up coughing and growing again she coughs 4 times each cough makes her grow 30% bigger*

*After her little coughing fit she stands at 27'8 feet tall, her tail is 27 feet long, her tongue is 5'5, her wingspan is 111'2 feet wide and her horns are 7'2*

*She looks down at everything biting her lip*

Leo: E-everything is getting so small...

*She looks at Wade and growls*

*She then tries to punch him*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/17 22:58:19


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Why is that? And I would like that. It is not often that I get to show people my harp. Probably because it is almost as wide as I am tall...
*Goes to say something else, but is cut off by the screams*
*Stands up and floats protectively above Rita and Gharn, with her spear out*

~

*Maiev whirls around at the noise, and readies the fire*
M: What are they Kara? The same as before?

~

Joal: (How do we do that? Do we hit something with a 'spanner'? I do not know what a spanner is, by the way. I saw it on T.V.)
*Smiles at being beside Santiago, and leans over to peck him on the lips*

~

*Burrito makes a 'nomnom' noise, but doesn't otherwise react*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/17 23:05:33


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria looks out and hopes*

There's a reason I try to avoid him....*ships coffee feeling bad for Leo*
Fighting ... Need a way.. he not got advantage...

*Looks on powerless to to stop growing Leo*

...


*Marilania slides off seat*
Thanks. You a gentleman.

Well.. I kinda thought you where happier out here...
And it's more fun sharing a trip.. *smiles*

Come on. I think there's a fire pit and some seats nearby the Forrest edge. Was last time....
*Goes looking and locks humvee*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/17 23:06:43


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Rita: Well-
*Rita's smile vanishes, as she hears the screams. She leaps up Volt at the ready.*
Rita: Great more of those things..
*Begins to scan the surrounding area.*

----
Mason: My god what the feth... Are you okay Leo?
*Aim pistol at Deadpool.*
Mason: Bud?! What the feth is your problem!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/17 23:06:10



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Commissar watches Leo through the window] [Taps his temple and voxes down to the PDF] ... [PDF start withdrawing from all training exercises and head back to the barracks]
[Sighs and rests head on glass] ...This is well above my pay-grade.



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I begin setting items on the table*
Power knife... Auto Pistol..... Autogun.....
*I pause*
Well well, what do we have here?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo sits down with and shakes the ground a tiny bit*

*Leo looks at Mason*

Leo: I'm fine.

*Leo rubs her legs together*

Leo: (And big)

*Leo looks around while still biting her lip and tries to not knock anything over*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I beg to differ. The projections show the system as perfectly sustainable. The Computers are benevolent.
*All three agents draw weapons as the screams echo*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*tenses up and shakes her head*
Terror demons. These ones are worse than the other ones.
*draws her sword and takes a deep breath*
If I pick a demon I hate most, it might be terror demons.

*Santiago smiles and kisses Joalia*
S: (I had a more fun idea to test it.)

*Wade grins*
DP: I was getting payback. She fethed with me, so now I'm fething with her.

*Todd happily follows Marilania*
T: This place does look nice. Thank you for taking me here.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Gharn was taken aback by the offer to help him avenge his tribe*
Gharn: I... I do not think it possible, but I am honored by your offer. Thank you.
*He smiled*

*Now Gharn stands, unslings his sword and holds it at the ready*
Gharn: Now what...?


*Billy kisses Jordan on the cheek which I forgot to do because I'm a terrible person*
Billy: I've got a appointment for a shooting lesson, be back later Jordie
*Billy walks into the shooting range with a large bag of guns over his shoulder and smiles to Yvette*
Billy: Mornin'! Sorry t'keep ya waitin'.
*Drops the gun bag with a loud series of clanks to the floor and begins to line the rifles up against the wall*
Billy: Ready t'get started?


*Twilly looks at Deadpool in rapt attention*
Twilly: You're Deadpool! I was you for Mogloween last year!


*Scatty walks out of the gym with Aoife and heads into the main room*
Scatty: And like I said, there's still no s- LEO WHAT THE- WAAAAAADE!!!
*Aoife looks angry and Scatty looks furious*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/12/18 00:13:43


 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria looks from kitchen door*

Leo... *looks genuinely sorry at her plight*

*sighs*
I think you should return the stuff... If he agrees to your terms....
*keeps self together despite Old memories flating up *


....

*marinalia finds a small fire pit, some logs and a slightly bprken shelter section*

Yay... *starts a small fire from some nearby wood a travler did not use up*

You can do the honours and light it?

*smiles alightly but also wprry*
Honestly... I can be honest right?

I came out here as few weeks ago someone messed with my memories... Erased a entre chunk of my life maybe... Or edited it...

This place... I feel like at least its real... Some things in not sure.... I was told ... Its done... Permanent....

Its calming....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita nods to Gharn.*
Rita: Kara, can you tell us any weaknesses for the terror demons?
*She remains on alert.*

----
Mason to Dp: Payback for what?! Why the feth would you do this to someone!
*Still debating on filling Deadpool full of holes.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Maiev squeezes Kara's hand*
M: I'm here for you.
*Jumps up and kisses Kara on the cheek for support*

~

*Izriel continues holding out her spear*

~

*Joalia smiles back and tilts her head while kissing Santiago*
Joal: (How? I do not understand.)

~

*Jordan shrugs at Billy leaving, and walks around the room cloaked*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria hides face slightly and dceides to gp to bed*

Goodnight.... I need some..space...
*heads to repressor quickly*

*closes and locks hatch*
(curls up on bed and just lies there somewhat overwhelmed)

(if... If.. If ibdid anything he could hurt... I cannot let ... It... Hurts.... )

*goes to a less than peaceful sleep*

...

*marinalia lets Todd reply and probably stasis bomb unless j2j needs Todd urgently and then NPC on way back*

Ooc night.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo waves to Scatty*

Leo: Hi...

*Leo flicks her tongue*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I pull a plasma pistol out of the bag and let out a low, sliding whistle*
By the Emperor....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Gets NPC'd*

~

*As does Maiev*

~

*Jordan walks out to the wall, then scales it, to her surprise as well*
*Remains cloaked, and watches the going-ons of the room*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I pack up all the weapons except for the plasma pistol, which I holster at my side, nd then I walk into the kitchen*
*I pour myself a cup of coffee, then walk outside and lean against the wall*
*staring out into the forest*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*shakes head*
They're not weak to any elements. If you can overcome the lies they show, it gets easier.

*screams continue while the castle walls shake before spiders the size of watermelons scamper towards the group*

*NPC Maiev starts chucking fire at the spiders*

*Santiago sighs and kisses Joalia*
S: (Sex, Joal. I was talking about sex.)
*smiles and slides his hands down to her hips*

*Wade shakes his head*
DP: She stole my cutouts. Liz is lucky I didn't use a real gun.
*looks over at Scatty*
DP: Sorry, already gave my reziser back. Where are the cutouts?

*Todd lights the fire and frowns*
T: Erased memory... that's horrible Marilania.
*sits down next to Maril and stares into the fire, wondering who would erase someone else's memories*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Gharn growls and begins slashing spiders*


*Scatty looks up at Leo, looking worried*
Scatty: Just a moment Leo.
*Walks towards Deadpool in anger, drawing her blades as she does*
Scatty: What did you do to her!? You don't get them back until she's back to normal!

 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita begins blasting the spiders with short controlled bursts.*
Rita: Keep close Gharn, don't let them overwhelm you!
---
*Mason looks confused.*
Mason: What the feth are "cutouts?"

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/18 02:25:02



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I sip some coffee before looking back out into the forest*
I wonder what Rita's up to.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo nods*

Leo: Don't worry about me Scatty take you time... I'll be outside. Just encase.

*Leo stands up and walks out of the room*

*She sits down with a heavy thud*

*She looks around trying to not think about being giant*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I glance up at Leo and then back down at my coffee*
Methinks I need to lay off the caffeine.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*launches a small boulder at the spiders which bowls through the spiders that don't jump to avoid it*
*the spiders that do reach the group spit webs and venom at them before leaping*
*Kara raises her blade and back pedals to avoid being swarmed*
K: Do not get surrounded.
*does a chain lightning, ripping through more of them*
*behind the spiders, several glowing orbs can be seen*

*Wade holds up a hand to silence Scatty*
DP: Cardboard cutouts. Lifesize ones. Fething hard to get around here.
*looks back at Scatty*
DP: I'm getting them back. And thanks for leaving the Green Lantern Reynolds behind. I didn't even want that one.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*The Warrior nods to Leo*
Scatty: Okay, I'll be out in a bit, hopefully with a way to help... I'm sorry Leo, I'll deal with this

*Scatty sighs, sheathes her swords and crosses her arms angrily*
Scatty: I took four. I'll tell you where two are, you fix Leo, then I tell you where the other 2 are, then you leave us alone, and we leave you alone. Deal?


*Gharn falls back slightly, still hacking and slashing alongside NPC Izriel*
Gharn: I hate spinners!

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Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita holds her Volt in one hand, and her pistol in the other. She tries to cover Gharn, and Izriel.*
Rita:
*She throws two firestarters (Thermite shurikens grenade.) a few paces away from her to keep the spiders at bay.*
*Get's a few glancing hits, but manages to be alright.*

----
Mason: Cardboard! Oh, feth this..
*Mason pulls the trigger on his smart pistol.*
*Though his pistol is aiming at the ground, all the rounds seem to whiz up and punch holes through Dp's face.*
*Mason holds the trigger till all eighteen rounds, are in Deadpools face.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo hears the gunshots then quickly looks through a window to make sure Scatty is alright*

*Leo sighs with relief and leans back up*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Scatty sees the gun and reacts, sprinting over to Mason, and disarming him before flipping him onto the floor, leaving him (If unarmored) with the wind knocked out of him and her holding a knife to his chest. (That is as long as ZK is okay with this)*


(If ZK is not)
*Scatty reacts and ATTEMPTS to do the above*

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I crane my neck and look up at Leo*
What the feth happened to you?
*I hear the gunshots and half turn to look through a window at what's happening*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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