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Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Eugh... I dislike Xenos for this very reason. They're bloody weird.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*wobbles a bit more*

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

(Best Emperor Voice)

Yeah, I'm absolutely the God-Emperor of Mankind.

*Looks at BC*

And not anyone else at all!

Now, you can stand up.

*Looks at SoB*

There's really no need to tase him. Just allow my, em, light to illuminate him.

*Activates subcutaneous spotlights to glow*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

God Emperor of Mankind! As your most humble servant I realize I have no place asking you for this request but... could you return me to the Materium? This place is madhouse.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*more wobbling ensues*

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Em, certainly!

*Steps out of room and activates the warp jump generator in the case on my desk*

*Violent jolt as the room appears on the surface of a Maiden World*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

I can not express my gratitude in words, my Emperor. Just know that you have my eternal thanks.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC: Double-posting be damned. My account is full of it. Happens nearly every day...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/13 17:45:54


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Shuffles back into the Room*

Well, you don't really have to thank me. I was, em, going to do that anyway. Eventually.

I appreciate your thanks, though!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Private, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

...Who are you?

*Looks down at SYL*

And no, I don't.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
You know, I don't know the difference of tau genders. I never wasn't that close to any to ask for the difference. Besides, human's females are hardly effective at giving birth. Their jaws don't open enough, and are rather thin to begin with to cough up your child.

There would be no visual difference to non tau without training, at least those wearing clothes. Our general body shape is the same. We can tell, but we see each other everyday so it would be silly if we couldn't.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/13 18:00:49


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Well, well, Private, I don't believe I heard you correctly!

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Could you tell me who you are?

And sorry, I meant, certainly not.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*nonchalantly*
You are a rather yelly one aren't you.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!

*slaps Verviedi*

You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya? And my name is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, though you sagging witches will refer to me as "sir".

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/13 18:09:27


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*wobbling starts to intensify*

*face is still smiling*

   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Hey! Don't talk to our savior like that!

*Picks up Lasgun*

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

So you really are quiiting? Then quit, you slimy fething walrus-looking piece of gak! Get the feth out of this camp! Get the feth of out my US marines corps ! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE PECH!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/09/13 18:12:31


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Needle pokes out through gauntlet*

Would you like me to educate you on why what you are saying is extreme-level heresy?

*Injects SYL with LSD*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*suddenly starts running a circle*

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

What is this Mickey Mouse gak? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Private Obama out of his bunk after lights-out? Why is Private Obama holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping Private Obama's guts out?

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Retracts needle and pulls a giant, flaming sword*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*shoots into the air several times*

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Private Obama, you're fired. Private Fio'O's promoted to squad leader.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Looks at Co'tor*

You've been promoted, apparently!

*Looks back at SYL*

I am 9 feet tall, in intricate golden armor, carrying a flaming sword, and my skin is glowing! How are you not worshipping me?!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Did you just insult Pech?

*raises rifle*


Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

You mean the PKP Pecheneg?!

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*At Verviedi* Bullgak. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' gak, Private Obama, or did you have to work on it?


This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/13 18:38:59


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

What? No. Pech, as in the homeworld of the Kroot, and by the sounds of it this drill sergeant has decided to invoke its name. Now, either he takes it back, or he contributes to me knowing more about human anatomy, considering I apparently don't know much at all about humans.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
 
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