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2010/03/30 19:47:02
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Space Marine Scout with Sniper Rifle
Where Demons fear to tread
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Tell Abbadon that he had a stupid hair cut.
Challenge Sly Marbo to a game of Hide and seek
Dare "Try again" Brag to shoot an apple off of your head
Use a Mad doc as a gynecologist
High five a dreadnaught
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The debt of sin shall be repaid in the blood of the heretic! |
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2010/03/30 22:06:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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lol. 
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/30 22:35:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:but what if your the reincarnation of the emporer? surely being born as him Is something that you should do
Then you have all of eternity to look forward to with your good buddies over at chaos.
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2010/03/31 01:27:18
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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____(verb) an Inquisitor's daughter.
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2010/03/31 02:47:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Ask a death guard for a Kleenex
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Edward Cullen. In front of a Blood Angels Death Company. Let's see your sparklepeen save you now, you filthy mutant. - The Dizzler
It's kind of like they took the old codex, took out everything everyone liked, then shat on it. - alexwars1
crew gender equality, screw gender altogether. So long as you have a place on your body where sexual torture instrument #367 may be inserted into, they don't care. - Fafnir on Dark Eldar
DR:90SG-M+B++I+Pw40k08#-D+A+/areWD-R++T(M)DM+
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2010/03/31 07:33:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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sc0ttfree wrote:Ask a death guard for a Kleenex
Something even worse would be to offer a death guard marine a kleenex.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/31 08:51:15
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Caelun Niveus wrote:____(verb) an Inquisitor.
by all the power of my pelvic thrusting i call this fixed
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/03/31 08:55:08
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Screamin' Stormboy
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Share a needle with Papa Nurgle, using drugs bought from Slaanesh with money on loan from Khorne. 'Course, it was all Tzeentch's idea...
Recount the anecdote about that one time when you did the above... when you're drinking with some Grey Knights.
Ask a bunch of Dark Eldar which one of them is 'the Gimp'...
Scratch 'a certain itch' while wearing lightning claws...
Give a great gargant a parking ticket...
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 10,000 crunchy points of green domination
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2010/03/31 14:03:17
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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shas'o vera wrote:Caelun Niveus wrote:Get ____(verb) by an Inquisitor.
by all the power of my pelvic thrusting i call this fixed
Fixed for truth (it's what they do pretty much all the time)
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2010/03/31 15:24:08
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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2010/03/31 15:28:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Doomed Slave
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set up a care home for madboys
adopt a genestealer
tell an evil sunz orc with a power klaw that you bike is faster than his
ask a sm with a power fist for a boxing match
be responsible for a power cut in the golden throne room
have a pile on with a carnifex and his friends ( if carnifexs hav any friends...)
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2010/03/31 17:09:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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dark6spectre wrote: the chances of any other life forms alive besides those on earth are very very very very very very slim and we are all alone in the galaxy.
i so want to argue with this but i cant be bothered
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2010/03/31 18:20:44
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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or this:  (Spain Inquisition)  lazy marines
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2010/03/31 19:02:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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Ask Commander O'Shovah why the good is soo great?
Toss Njal Stormcaller a bone and say go fetch boy, go on!
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2010/03/31 19:43:35
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Necronlord2 wrote:
Lazy marines to the rescue!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/31 19:44:16
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/04/01 00:33:47
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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yes!
follow me, my lazy brothers! 
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2010/04/01 00:39:53
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Necronlord2 wrote:yes!
follow me, my lazy brothers!
O.o your necron..........What is the world of Warhammer 40k going to?
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/01 01:01:49
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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very good question
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2010/04/01 01:12:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Rofl!
Never jump on the back of a Mawloc and Scream. " HIGH HO SILVER! AWAAAAAAY!" XD
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/01 01:42:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fluttering Firewyrm of Tzeentch
The Death World called South Carolina
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Take Magnus the Red to a house of mirrors
Compare Magnus the Red to a pirate captain
Approve of Nurgle around a Thousand Sons Marine
Take a walk on the beach with a Rubric Marine
Talk about sorcery around Lemen Russ
Call Lemen Russ Lemon Russ
Give a World Eater a Klondike bar, and you a Klondike Bar...
I'll see if I can think of any more
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Beware the icy power of the Empyrean! It shall envelop you in a tumultuous blizzard! Or invite you to tea and cookies. One or the other. |
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2010/04/01 02:38:57
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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Dialask wrote:Give a World Eater a Klondike bar
What would you do~oo, for a- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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2010/04/01 02:46:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Caelun Niveus wrote:Dialask wrote:Give a World Eater a Klondike bar
What would you do~oo, for a- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
ROFLMAO! That made my day! XD
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/01 02:46:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
Australia
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Imitate heresy near the grey knights
Ask mek boys to repair your vehicle
Go terminator tipping
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H.B.M.C. wrote: Goood! Goooood!
Your hate has made you powerful. Now take your Privateer Press tape measure and strike me down with all your hatred and your journey to the dark side will be complete!!!
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2010/04/01 03:04:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fluttering Firewyrm of Tzeentch
The Death World called South Carolina
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candy.man wrote:
Go terminator tipping
Lol, I just pictured it... they don't " moo" to well...though those storm bolters to a good job if I do say so myself.
More bad ideas:
Drinking contest with a Space Wolf
Chess game with an Eldar Farseer
A trestise on the evil of sorcery to a Thousand Sons sorcerer
Discussing Philosophy with a member of Ordo Calixys
Pulling a coin out of the ear of an inquisitor of Ordo Hereticus
Discussing culture with an Ork
Discussing Egyptian gods with Horus
Banning faith for the Word Bearers
Hitting on the Sisters of Silence
A lego building compitition with Dorn
Thinking about breaking rules around ultramarines
And finally a Bloody Knuckles contest with a primarch
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Beware the icy power of the Empyrean! It shall envelop you in a tumultuous blizzard! Or invite you to tea and cookies. One or the other. |
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2010/04/01 05:29:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Expose yourself to a sister of battle.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/01 05:30:33
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/04/01 13:26:54
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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expose yourself to anyone
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2010/04/01 14:35:48
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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expose anything to anyone
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/01 17:14:34
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Captain Shrike wrote:Eat the Cake:
1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut frosting
3/4 cups vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups cocoa
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (6 oz each) vanilla frosting
Don't forget garnishes, such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped ethyl benzene
pull and peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
sediment shaped sediment
a 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer
5 internet pts fer those who get it
its a.... its a DEVILFISH cake 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/04/02 02:15:23
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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2010/04/02 02:27:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Imperial Recruit in Training
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Steal the emperor from the golden throne
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1500pt-first completed 40k army
2000pts- main army, my own army with its own colour scheme and fluff, heavily converted